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How can I get a titty monster girlfriend? I don't care about her personality or job or any shit like that, or even her face as long as she's not ugly. I just want a girlfriend with huge ridiculously gigantic tits I can crush by dick in between. How can I get one of these?
>>28861979
>be chad
>dont not be chad
>repeat step 1
When you see one talk to her, literally that easy.
>>28861979
Give her money.
This is probably not the right place to ask.
>>28861979
big titted women are actually really into nice guys
not like, Nice Guys (trademark) but just genuinely good people
also, dont be disgusting looking
here is my GF
>>28861979
$$$
Be willing to date chubby/fat girls
That's it really
Literally just find any obese girl.
>>28862182
holy shit, you won in life, anon
>>28862182
look at that gut
>>28862336
that's your problem anon... women aren't the world, nor are titty monsters
don't focus on it and it will come to you
>>28862547
who fucking cares look at those well shaped tiddies
>>28862551
this is a board devoted to getting laid and complaining about black men. They seriously don't care about anything else but sex. Even we're being racist is just something sexual
>>28862759
That's clearly just the loud minority you fucking faggot.Shows how long you've been on here
>>28862603
I'm only kidding m8. I love gut
Post more tits and gut
>>28862182
FUCK YOU LEMON
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28862920
what is a lemon in this context?
first you need to get some game, and some practice gfs then work your way upor just get lucky
>>28861979
>doesn't care about personality of woman
>doesn't care about how she contributes to his life other than being born with large udders
>wants to convince a girl to commit to him without any real compulsion on his end stronger than *tits*
Good luck, champ.
>>28864893
>Caring about a woman's """""personality"""""
LMAO at this cuck
a big titties thread
sure im in
>>28865160
>tfw never will have gf like this
>>28865020
>Interested in girls' bodies without regarding intellect, interests, or ability to contribute/function as a human
>Wants stacy because she's hot, resents her because she's a waste of space/air
>wonders why the stacies he wants are fucking worthless human beings/why non stacies he 'settles' for loathe him and fuck Chad
Confucius say: he who insist on putting watch in toilet, should not complain about having shitty time.
(inb4 REEEEE)
>>28865160
Big titties threads are the only reason I stay alive
>>28865281
>He thought I was being serious
>>28865469
>Implying anything's real on this Tuvan throat-singing board
Wanted an excuse to bant & drop based mandarin pepe more than anything tbqh senpai. Been sitting on that one for weeks and I saw my moment.
Hope no jimmies were rustled.
>>28865578
No problem
The feeling is mutual.
Look for fat ugly girls on Okcupid
>>28865307
big titties have the power to unite the world my friend
>>28865717
that they do
that they do my friend
>>28865678
It doesn't count when they're fat.
>>28862182
>big titted women are actually really into nice guys
This. I don't get it. I only seem to attract girls with good relationships with their fathers and big tits
>>28862551
I treat women like I would treat a man, they normally go away if I continue to treat them as a male friend or complain.
Why do the good breads die young?
>>28866648
We are in hell
>>28866080
>tfw the only thing you attract is suffering and pain
WAKE ME UP
>>28862182
It's true, they're into nice and polite masculine guys. And they're often not slutty at all, they get a bad rep from other jelly women though.
Please people, I'm drunk right now and I need some titty monsters!
>>28868169
Who is this titty temptress?
just my daily contribution
chestlets are sad
>>28868169
Nice and polite guys aren't masculine, so there must be a lot of single or delusional tittymonsters out there
Contriboobing to the thread
Does anyone have any gifs or webms?
>>28868771
There's a lot in /gif/
>>28868786
Link me to the tidday monsters
>>28861979
Dated one girl who was an H (fatty), and another who was a J (chubby yet somehow also toned).
Get really fucking good at back massages. The higher the cup size, the worse the back problems. They will fucking love you for it.
My dream desu senpai
