What's your ideal girlfriend like?
>Shorter than me by a foot
>younger than me by around a year
>short blueish black hair
>skinny
>big green eyes
>shares my hobbies
>Tomboyish, or shy, or unemotional so that I can hang out with her normally and yet she is love shy, abd the fact that she loves me isn't contested by other people past present or future.
Pic related is my waifu.
>>28861853
cute, small and so creative it makes me wonder if she's even human. soft and charming, basically this one
>>28861853
She has big tits and her IQ is 160. That is all.
>not fat, a little chubby is ok
>not skelenton type skinny
>likes to talk about philosophy, politics and history
>virgin
>not a fucking hairy monkey
>any colour of skin is good if she is clean (and not hairy, that shit is disgusting)
>conservative but not too conservative family
>shy
>willing to suck my dick
>petite
>short hairstyle (e.g., bobcut or pixiecut)
>big eyes
>pale
>likes anime
>likes weed
>doesn't mind wearing a collar
>likes being naked 24/7
>doesn't mind living in my basement
>likes never being let out
>doesn't mind me farting (I have bad wind)
Like Eruna
>cute face
>not a midget
>thin, fit a bit maybe
>virgin
>traditional
>took art school as a child
>started reading before school
>likes to have lower twintails/braids, long braids as hairstyles
>open minded
>avoidant but trusts me
>loyal
>has same level of interest in vidya and anime (like 1-3 shows per season, tries to be competent)
>actually listens to my advice
>wants children only after spending a decade or so romantical cohabitation
>good mother
>not irritating
>switch
>doesn't have many friends
>won't murder me
>flat-C cup pref, some D-DD can work. Anything else is shit.
>natural hair (or dyed as quite natural but mismatched eyebrows are kek)
>doesn't have a penis
>preferably horny but not a nymph
>shy initially
>domestically
100% ideally she's immortal succubus that makes me immortal and takes on forms I want because men are polygamic pigs
>>28863724
>because men are polygamic pigs
at least you're willing to admit it
>>28863743
can you admit that women are golddigging whores?
>>28863773
No, because I'm not a golddigger even though I'm female.
>>28863790
hahaha, yeah, sure you'd turn down a wealthy man.
>lesbian
>not bisexual
>chubby
>has glasses
>likes anime
>plays strategy vidya and comfy sims like harvest moon
>soft
strong
kind
supportive
likes anime/manga
goes hiking
just dont be fat and have open mind about kinks
I just want a cute tomboy willing to love me, which is already asking a lot. I guess I have some preferences but I'd say most of them are negotiable. I like girls who are short (5'2" or under) but I don't really care if she's 5'6-5'10"
I'd say 5'11"-6' is a bit too tall for me because I want to be noticeably taller than my girlfriend, not just a couple of inches. I'd probably still fall for a 6' tomboy if she fit some appealing combination of my preferences though.
>>28861853
>2D
>is mai waifu
>has adick
One who cares more about love than sex.
>not bisexual
>not feminist
>likes Goku
>drinks regular coke
it's like finding a shiny pokemon
my high school chemistry teacher
>smart and sarcastic
>cute redhead
>perky boobs
>delightful laugh
I miss her so much, but I'm still a loser all these years later, she probably doesn't even remember me
"Ideal" meaning best possible?
An eight foot tall amazon with long blonde hair. Thin beautiful, large breasts and nice ass.
Loving, loyal, never gets angry, expects nothing, gives everything.
Incredibley wealthy with a huge mansion.
>>28861853
Got more material on them than most real skinjobs.
https://secure.realdoll.com/
>>28864215
Did you call her mom?
>high school
>in the hallways after hours because I do extra-curricular
>math teacher that I have one of those high school teacher crushes on notices me and approaches me to strike up a conversation
>accidentally address her as mom
>she smiles, chuckles softly and pulls my head into her bosom
>get hard like the horny teenager I am
>she pretends not to notice my dick pressing against her leg, strokes my hair for a few seconds before letting me go
>couldn't help but look at her longingly in every class after that, she'd shoot back teasing glances too
>I NEVER got to fuck her over her desk
I hated high school desu
>Humongous boobs
>Skinny to average/curvy/thick body type - not obese
>qt
>Nice and sweet
>Not going to take advantage of me
>Okay with my interest in video games and video game design and my political beliefs
>Okay with the fact I have no confidence and am incredibly socially awkward
>wants an online bf
>not obese
>hygienic
thats it mang
>>28862486
My mothers basement***
cute
not fat
small framed
big boobs
thick thighs
nice ass
wide hips
waist length hair
hygienic
has good fashion sense
shy
submissive
sweet and caring
obsessed with me
>>28861853
I feel like asking for a woman who could even tolerate me would be too much to ask
Small/cute, loyal, and a virgin. Too bad even this is rare.
>>28861853
See the attached image.
>>28865070
My mother doesn't have a rape dungeon...
>not obsessed with identity politics
>socialist/anarchist
>tech literate
>okay with open relationship
pls exist, pls.
>>28863743
Doesn't matter at the end of the day, women are a nuisance. This is limited by my experience since females in my family are retarded.
Sluts that blame cheating on borderline are worse than men who admit that but seek to be loyal.
>>28865396
>>>okay with open relationship
>>28865440
it's only pathetic if he isn't fucking bitches on the side.
>>28865440
that's right. I understand that people grow apart, and that's okay. No need to cause suffering by buying into the closed relationship bs.
>White (I'm not racist, just want a girl of the same race)
>At least 5'0"
>In shape
>Not very needy
> Makes stuff (non memetic art)
> Blind to society
> Not the jealous or controlling type
>>28865487
>im not racist i just want a girl of the same race
baka
>>28863825
>i meet all qualifications but lesbian
damn
>Kind of chubby
>Likes vidya games and anime
>Doesnt want sex all the time (i find sex disguisting its a problem)
>Is okay with just cuddling in pjs and watching anime together.
Thats all.
My exoriginal sadposting
>shorter than me
>same age preferably
>well adjusted and functioning member of society
>wears glasses
>share same interests
>brunette
>short-ish hair
>regular boob-size
>slightly large buttom size
>funny
>interesting
>intelligent
>thoughtful
Doesn't use Facebook daily, doesn't fall for the feminism meme, likes hiking and vidya in equal measure, is not a prude, has some ambition, can be a little dominant in bed once in a awhile. Will never find her.
>>28861853
>Very short
>flat chest
>cute voice
>cute face
>cute personality
>14 or younger
>2d
>tfw your perfect GF will never be realI-I'l just have to wait for VR waifus
Someone pretty who I can love and trust wholly who loves me and never be betrayed by to live and experience life with for the rest of our days
Every other factor just increases the odds of her being this so it's not worth listing reallyand no jewelry
>>28861938
Shit, you just described my gf, nigga.
I finally made it. You can too, good luck.
>>28865483
A literal cuck
You are an actual cuckold my man
>a companion to drink and drug with all day long
My gf.
You know who you are!
>>28864010
>not bisexual
>not feminist
This, I fucking hate that all of the women who have come through my life are genderqueer tumblrinas who have the gall to say shit like "all men are pigs" to my face when I am very loving and kind to them.
This one girl pulled that card in a text to me after we broke up. It was hilarious because she was totally making shit up about how she heard I was fucking women all across town even though she was literally the only woman who texted me for months after we broke up.
It's a shame that so many of the interesting girls are also psychos with minds full of Jewish poison.
>smart
>nerdy/geeky (not gamer gurl)
>drama free/chill
>sane(-ish)
>doesn't want kids
>not feminist/SJW
>hates Chad
>likes 420
>A woman who cares about me.
That's it. At this point, I'd go for a feminine looking dude even desu.
>smart enough so we can banter and discuss things i like
>slim
>no chest or at most moderate chest
>long hair
>good looking face
>severe face, i don't like happy looking people
>inexperienced in love
>well read
>bad temper
>honest
>love me, even if she never shows it
extra points:
>does physical exercise daily
>knows how to cook
>knows how to fight
>willing to go sailing for months with me
>never dated anyone
>will wake me up and make me coffee in the mornings
>want to make me a better person
>hate people
>is redpilled
>>28868870>tfw i realised that i described myself with a longer hairI wish i was gay, things would probably be easier.
>Sweet to the point of being a fucking saint
>Enough of a spine not to be a complete doormat
>Probably a social worker
>Smart and capable enough that she could run her own life just fine
>Understanding and forgiving enough that she chooses to live it with my infuriating ass instead
>Has liberal political views because she's such a bleeding-heart and wants to believe the best of everyone, but isn't an annoying triggered-happy SJW cunt about it
>Randomly breaks out into song
>Curvy but not fat
>Very maternal
>Princess in the streets, freak in the sheets
>Has cute freckles
>Fun to be with
>Kind of quiet but not too quiet
>bashful
>kind
>one that appreciates the amount of effort when I try to do something special for her
>one that doesn't just get but also gives
>takes care of her hair
>average face
>Average body
>average assets
>Needs to have at least good hair style
>good dress style
>mutual special feelings for each other
Doubt its ever gonna happen.
>2D
>plump
>short hair
>enormous breasts
>>28861853
A succubus so my life can just end after I get the only fleeting sense of ecstasy I could get anymore.
>>28861853
>height does not matter
>has curves but not a landwhale
>must actually be a female
>likes the same things I do without saying "That's stupid. Why do you like that?"
>willing to be in a long term relationship
>must be a virgin
>quiet, does not like social places
>does not like parties
>calm yet playful>good cuddler
>would never cheat
>hates modern society equally or more than I do
>average to beautiful face
>voice actually sounds female
>dresses modest when in public
>conservative views, religion does not matter however
>>28865396
>socialist/anarchist
>okay with open relationship
This better be bait. If not, get off my board cuck normie scum.
>>28867871
>implying I want to get married
>implying I should want to be in a committed relationship
it's like you don't value your freedom or something
oh wait, you are an actual bootlicker
>>28870146
Why even have a girlfriend then without commitment? What's the point of the term then?
>>28870222
ring ding ding ding, you get it now.
Relationships are a fucking retarded construct. That's the point of opening them up. Just love people and fuck people, no need to complicate shit and cause suffering.
>Long brown hair
>green eyes
>cutest face ever
>chubbyish
>introverted
>wont judge me for who i am
>Will discuss metaphysics with me
>wont ever cheat on me, has remained a virgin for me
>Will cuddle with me for hours
>Dresses up for me :3
A man can dream
>>28870248
When did we stop calling it friends with benefits? What, do you mean you want to find someone who shares your interests, spends time with you, and will fuck you, but isn't dating you? Sounds like a friend with benefits to me, champ. I don't know you get out of calling these "open" relationships but you're only cucking yourself if someone you're in a relationship with is fucking whoever else they want.
>>28870312
Call it what you want, but the point is that putting restraints on shit just to fit in with some bullshit social narrative is for normie retards.
>born female
>white or asian
>not obese
>virgin
>kind
>funny and good sense of humour
>caring
>likes weebshit like visual novels
>likes videogames
>is ambitious
>a best friend
blonde
blue eyes
thick/chubs
geeky
hate people as much as I do.
have some sort of career path anything
want a big family.
Christian girl.
7/10 at least
pretty much it.
Lana beniko desu.
>>28870509
>tfw thats me
>only reason im alone is because im extremely picky
anyone not have an ideal GF?
just
>cute and personality I like
>likes me
is ideal, like fuck all this hair color eye color shit
>>28870564
>only reason im alone is because im extremely picky
In other words you're not a 7/10 and Chad doesn't want you but you want Chad.
>>28870584
keep telling yourself that
no its cause everyone I meet is either stupid or annoying, looks dont matter to me as long as you know how to take care of yourself
>>28870564
>only reason im alone is because im extremely picky
we will always have our Chinese cartoons anon
>>28870572
Mine was just very specific because it's describing the oneitis I blew my fucking chance with.
>>28870624
You must live in a dumpster of a city if you can't find hygienic and educated people.
About the stupid and annoying part, it's sort of ironic because that's what you come of as, on top of being a pretentious poor loser with a terrible sense of humor. I'm talking about your extremely childish reaction pictures. I'm sure you're living your I'm single and wild years, and you come here masquerading it as if you're incapable of finding a m8t. Literally kill yourself roastie and get off my board
>>28870624
Remember that a lot of these people think that literally anyone who's had sex or is remotely attractive is a Chad.
>>28862486
you couldve just said any furry tumblr degenerate
>>28870693
>I can't find anyone who will love me for me!! I think I'll stay single for ever
> Nice person with a good heart
> Inocent, but not naive
> Smart, nothing amazing, just enaugh to hold good conversations and to give a bit of thought to the world around her
> Left-wing, but open minded to other forms of thought
> Polite
> Wants a family
> Original taste in music, doesnt have to be the same than me
> Reads as a form of entreteinment
> Virgin
> Short and cute
I think I just described a quirky teenager...But we are on /r9k/, so who gives...
>>28870753
I prefer to talk to women like they're actually people, and internalize my silent, fuming hatred for them.
>155 cm
>43 kg
>77 cm
>53 cm
>80 cm
>cute face
>black hair
