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give me your sickest, most tasteless one liner jokes to make me laugh
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What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke
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>>28861867

Almost kek'd in front of a stranger.
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What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag
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How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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>>28862070
Its 6 million in the ashtray you idiot
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What did the Ethiopian have for supper?
Nothing
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What do you get if you throw a baby, two bananas and a pint of milk into a blenderr?
an erection
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>>28862308
Implying it was actually 6 million. 50 is a much better estimate
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>>28862036
at least one is useful for farming.


wait, nevermind.
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What's the difference between a park bench and an Aboriginal?
a park bench can support a family of 4
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A rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street, they see an 8 year old boy and the priest goes "we should fuck him" and the rabbi says "out of what?"
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>>28863082
*screw him

goddamnnit
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>>28861799
Don't let the extra chromosome get you down.
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