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ITT: Times you were a fucking goddamn idiot

> Be depressed 20 year old College Drop Out
> Stuck at Home all day and all night no will to live or leave
> Can't afford any video games, sick of the ones I have
> Spend most of my time on 4chan
> Eventually move to omeggle because human connection, real girls maybe
> One time talking to a girl
> Eventually it comes out to the fact that she's 13
> I'm no pedo, but I'm lonely
> Talk to her for hours, she's going through some shit
> She asks me what sex is like
> I make up something weird about how it feels
> Suddenly she disconnects
> that was weird
> Almost a minute after she disconnects I hear sirens down my street
> wasn't thinking, freak the fuck out
> run downstairs, parents are asleep it's like 3 am
> toss laptop in the microwave
> Smells like plastic and burning metal, kind of smell that you imagine is giving you brain damage while you smell it
> Don't leave my room / sleep / do anything but lie in my bed for 12 hours
> Cops never come
> Eventually realize I was overreacting
> Spend the rest of the summer watching G4 reruns and playing runescape on my family's downstairs computer


I'm in a better place now but fuck man. That was a dark time. Didn't lose much on the laptop. Had that shit backed up.
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>>28861377
Appropriate reaction
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>>28861377
8/10, even if it's fake.
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>>28861377
>unironically thinking you would get v& for telling a teenage girl what sex feels like

What the fuck? No way this is real.
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>>28861476
It's not like I had time to google it
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>>28861377
>> toss laptop in the microwave
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>>28861377
you are very stupid anon
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>>28861604
>4
I'm a human, sue me
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>>28862035

Don't give us a bad name.
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>>28861377
If you think that's bad, one of my highschool friends did something much more retarded. He told me it when we were sitting around at another friends house. We were """"" ironically""""" talking about porn/hentai or some shit, when I bring up ransomware. My friend then explains why he got a new phone. This is about what he said:
>watching porn (probably some Batman caroon porn knowing him)
>get a pop up for ransomware (you can't really close the popups, they are persistent) from the "FBI" saying some shit like " you have looked at child pornography in the past 30 days. Transfer us 100 dollars or you will go to jail." (My friend disregarded the fact that the FBI, a government agency, was blackmailing him for CP, something he ostensibly didn't have.)
>panics and starts shitting bricks
>takes phone, beats the everliving shit out of it with a hammer
>takes a lighter to his SD card
>snaps SIM card in half and throws now-destroyed phone in a creek
>tells his mom that he broke it at school
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i had the literal same pop up, i shit bricks also it was so fucking scary.
then i realized i hadn't watched child porn ever in my life so i disregarded it.
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