Cool poop thread?
Cool poop thread
I don't know how this one ended up two different colors and the shape is pretty cool too. Any ideas?
It's moments like these when I question myself as to why I come to this site.
>>28860800
shit i thought this was cuck porn by the thumbnail
>>28860800
I'm a poop scientist, and I can tell you why that happened. But first I need you to prepare the sample properly. Push it against your mother's face, making sure to get a large portion of the smooth part up her nose and a large portion of the rocky part into her mouth. Tell me what she says, and based on her response, I'll tell you exactly why your poop came out that way.
The smooth part is where the penis slid along, and the bubbly part is where the semen was squirted.
I've got other samples too. This is the second solid poop I've had in over year that's why I caught and I documented it. I kinda thought it looked like a poopy chrysknife from Dune so I swung it around a little and pretended to stab Harkonnens. Then I remembered that I was playing with poop.
>>28860925
You weren't playing with poop. That's the crystal. How did you get your hands on the crystal?
>>28860925
Before anyone asks, here's the other solid poop from a few days ago.
>>28860981
What kind of crystal is that? Are they worth anything? And is it still wagecucking if I poop them out (exertion of time and energy) in order to sell them and get rich?
Did you fish it out of the water or did you poop on a tissue? Either way, pretty gross.
>>28860990
Oh hey where's the other solid p-- Oh dammit you posted it before I asked. Always have to be first, huh asshole?
>>28861036
I held a tissue in my hand that way it just slid out onto it. If it got dunked in the water the structural integrity of the poop would be compromised and besides who wants to hold a wet poop?
tfw dying
Not even on your best day will you shit a perfect pretzel.
>>28861077
Dude. I literally not 24 hours ago posted a story about this happening to me. It's from eating garbage "foods" that are filled with food coloring.
Wow that's a good one did you make it?
>>28861036
No, one way is courageous and the other is wise. Nothing is gross about poop. Remember, poop is what you once put in your mouth.
Aaah.... looks like this place still has some life in it
>>28860800
eat more fiber.
Original comment pls
>>28860925
Fix your fucking diet
>>28860800
The black stuff is digested blood
You have a GI bleed
Go see a doctor
>>28860925
>This is the second solid poop I've had in over year
What the fuck are you eating?
>>28864851
I was binge drinking everyday and quit like a month ago. My butthole actually had burns from the acidity and poops like this were common
>>28863850
Will it go away on it's own?
>>28861113
>Dude. I literally not 24 hours ago posted a story about this happening to me. It's from eating garbage "foods" that are filled with food coloring.
Care to repost that, or a link to the original thread? Mildly interested in reading it but can't really be arsed to seek it out. lol
You fucking disgusting faggots.
Eat bananas. Drink water.
My shits are atleast half a meter long, and they always empty my bowels completely.
You're fucking disgusting manchild neckbeard rabbit pooper
>>28865536
But if they're so long don't they clog the toliet?
