>if she lists the college she's attending but not the major, she's studying dick and booze
>if she lists the major she's attending but not the college she's studying booze and dick
>>28860793
>if she's a woman she's studying booze and dick
t. reductionist
>>28860793
>booze and dick
>>28860793
>if she's studying dick and booze, she could one day become a great urologist and homebrewer
>>28860793
>if she drinks booze, she's studying dick