Do you ever fantasize about being a serial killer?
Not really, but if anything I would only target assholes like rich people.
>>28860227
Not all rich people are asshole senpai. Maybe if it wasn't for shit like that (and historical killings of rich in communist revolutions) rich people wouldn't treat you with such distrust.
>>28860196
Not a serial killer but I have thought about it to some extent
It would be more out of interest than sadistic pleasure or an autistic fit of rage though
>>28860196
No but I do have fantasies most would consider extremely fucked up.
>>28860196
Hello FBI. How we doin today?
>>28860227
get a load of this fucking commie
I actually fantasize about being a contractor in Africa, a friend of mine did it for 10 years and said it was the most fun but yet fucked up decade of his life.
but for him it was either living in the streets or wasting his ten years in a hell hole.
I might do it, if my life ever reaches "fuck"
so far, it's reaching that point.
He suggested Army, and then going to the FFL if I am bothered to learn a different language.
>>28860293
Your friend was a fuckin african hitman?
yes of course
my most recent fantasy is being a vampire who has slept undisturbed for thousands of years in some ruins somewhere in syria. and then ISIS are going to come and blow up my tomb and awaken me and I'll burst out and murder them all, and then i'll be a storm across the entire middle east destroying muslim faggots, interrupting executions and killing them with unbelievable ferocity which all gets captured on their go-pros. and then the world will bow down and worship me as a demigod and call me the tenth crusade.
>>28860343
No matter what you fantasise you'll never impress the people around you like you wish you could
>>28860196
What happened to the days when you were creative and deceitful, FBI?
What happened to you guys?
>>28860343
if i literally did possess the ability to kill people and get away with it I probably wouldn't even use it... half the time when you kill a group of people, it just makes them more sympathetic to everyone else.
>>28860341
Fuck no, he was an engineer working in some research facility.
He has a lot of interesting stories, like the time he was tricked into eating a human leg from one of the cannibal tribes nearby, or how one of his buddies killed a teenager just by squeezing his neck, also how a scientist executed one of the locals because he was complaining about a goat or something.
really scary but cool stuff.
also he was paid big bucks, so that's a bonus
>>28860375
i don't seriously want to be some world renowned vampire killer lol...
it was just a bit of fanfic to write myself into the twilight series
Kinda, I always wanted to designing tech for my country so that we may protect our interests both abroad and domestic. What comes of that is not my prob ;).
>>28860385
>engineer
meant mechanic.
he also killed a few people but security wasn't his main job, he just tagged along with his contractor buddies just in case shit went bad with the vehicles or something.
>>28860406
I also imagined developing a disease which would only effect people who were genetically arab or north african. and it would never be able to mutate to spread to white people. i don't know how deadly i'd make it but it would make them more controllable
>>28860406
Fair enough
I was just saying because I've been there and it's not a productive place to be
>>28860385
Anon, tell us a story.
I'm all ears
>>28860259
If you try to kill me because of interest I will fuck you up and if I survive I am going to fuck your whole family up in revenge. I can't believe that, you are going to end someones life because of your "interest" of serial killers. Well I am interesting in smashing in your parents and siblings faces in. And if you do kill me, my brother will do it for me. Piece of shit, how can any one love a shameless sociopath.
>>28860196
i would only murder celebritys, i hate these people.
not all of course, only the sucking ones like miley cyrus and justin bieber, kim kardashian and so on.
>>28860437
I don't remember any in details in the story sadly.
>>28860543
Not murder but after reading about Mark Cuckerburg buying 4 new houses to give himself more privacy, I would love to creep into his house all ninja-like and just smack him in the face. Give him some blackeyes, and then leave without getting caught. And then everyone can just laugh at him and his """"privacy""" and """"security""""
No I'm not that edgy.
>>28860196
Not since I started doing it for real, o senpai
>>28860526
Cute
Bear in mind I haven't said I want to do anything yet you stupid fucking cunt, and if I did all the edge in the world wouldn't help you
>>28860653
I don't want to hear it, if you try to kill me I will kill your family.
>>28860670
You're really deluded aren't you?
All edge aside you need to tone down on the cockiness a bit, reduce the /r9k/
>>28860227
what a smart man
I didn't know /r9k/ was this edgy. All this angst and rage over some shit on the Internet.
>>28860713
You'll be fine as long as you don't try to kill me, but if you do I will get your information during the police investigation and lawsuit and then I will be able to do the deed. Animals, little sisters, doesn't matter. Everything goes in this sale that I speak of. Why don't you just walk away from my store?
>>28860770
What?
You're not stupid, do you think I would leave any chance of survival?
>>28860770
>>28860803
I'm not even making threats at this point you just baffle me with your mentality
>>28860820
>I'm not even making threats at this point you just baffle me with your mentality
Because your a pussy, no concept of revenge or real family feuds.
>>28860850
you're* I just know you are going to give me shit for that you fucking asshole
>>28860850
I said something anonymously on a Scandinavian fishmongering forum not directed towards you and you threaten to kill my family?
I don't think you understand the premise of the thread friendo
>>28860803
Obviously, if you have a revenge plan set up for anyone who attempts to murder you, you would use family members to back up on, and you would be their backup in case they get murdered.
>>28860883
What are you talking about dude I was talking about my store. The family thing was an analogy for the sale I am having at my store. Fuck off sociopath.
>>28860917
You seem insecure tbqh familia
Why are you so angry at me?
Open up anon there's no-one else in this thread
>>28860196
Back when I was obsessed with Dexter and serial killers not only did I fantasize but one day I actually decided to go out and kill a person, even if it was the last thing I would ever do. I put like three knifes and some towels in my backpack and headed out.
About 10 minutes in my search for a victim I felt that strong feeling of disgust, like the one you get after you're done jerking off to porn, and threw all the shit I was carrying in a garbage bin. Ever since that day I have never again fantasized about becoming a serial killer.
Funny thing is, after I decided to head home I was stopped by some cops policing the neighborhood. They only asked me where I was living and let me go, it was late at night and I was dressed in all black so I guess I aroused suspicion. If I carried all those knifes in my backpack when they stopped me I would have panicked so hard and find myself in deep trouble.
>>28860995
I am not insecure I am an angry person, that is all. And before I die of old age I think I will make some use of my body in doing good for the just and doing bad to the unjust.
>>28861147
I'm talking about my store of course.
>>28860227
That what a group in South Korea did.
They cannibalized their "rich kid" (their words, not mine) victims to dehumanized them.
They'd probably vote Bernie if they were American
I think everyone has thought about it at least once. At the very least not a serial killer but killing at least one person they hate.
>>28861147
>>28861161
Also I am not close to old age so don't waste your time on me FBI agents. I'm not going to do anything probably. The chances of getting murdered are so slim anyways.
>>28861161
Is it a store where you sell ornate Medieval weapons? Or Halloween costumes? A shop of the insane?
>>28861225
Yeah exactly, it's not fully insane but it's getting along well.
>>28861147
Death comes for us all
Just make sure you know who you are when the time comes
>>28861304
Yes, I agree, you should know yourself.
