>Wake up
>Get into an argument on 4chan
Every time.
>lose sleep composing an essay in my head about why somebody i shared a brief exchange with online is wrong about everything
>>28859815
was an anon mean to you my bby? ;_;
>go to sleep
>last night's thread is still up
>(12)
>the "!" is red
>Wake up
>look forward to going on 4chan because it's the only real social contact you have with people
>>28859847
Yes, all of them.
And I can't stop being mean to them back all day every day.
>>28859860
>go play vidya
>the argument continued while you were gone
>come back to shit you haven't refuted
>This thread is archived
>Post controversial statement
>Reply to myself with counter-argument
>Samefag argue with myself and derail the thread
>People start backing up both sides without realizing they're both me
>>28859815
>someone makes a thread on /r9k/ about being a trap but not being able to find guys
>obviously doesn't leave house and says in first post "and I'm not going to go on social media"
>go "wah nobody will talk to me, ignore the fact that I don't put myself out there literally at all"
>thread gets deleted
>>28860026
>Post blatantly-wrong/needlessly-controversial statement to rouse attention
>Argue with equally-bored robot(s) for hours at a time
>Sleep
>Wake up, repeat
them feels
>>28860026
Lol but y tho
>>28860026
you sinister, convoluted dick
Why have I not done this before??
>>28860117
Do you people regularly do that?
H-O-L-Y-F-U-C-K
>you've needed to create new words and phrases to describe transactional patterns you've noticed
>other people have their own terms but you're afraid to use them lest you bring shit down upon their heads
>tfw you meme responsibly
>>28860117
>Post blatantly-wrong/needlessly-controversial statement to rouse attention
>Feel bad when Anons reply with mean non-arguments and ad hominems even though it's what I wanted
>Get mad and go all-in on your bait argument which you don't even support
>>28860026
The literal definition of pathetic
>>28860026
kek, I do this all the time
I like to give people like you, a hand
>>28860379
I literally fucked your mother.
>reply to someone and call them out on their bullshit
>immediately close the thread and remove it from my watcher in order to not have repercussions
>>28860711
I literally fucked your father
>>28860711
I literally fucked your wife's son
