Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
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IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Defining what a normie is edition.
...the snow had covered the path; he truly was lost....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM
GANBATTE EVERYWAN.
LETS HAVE A NICE DAY AND DO OUR BEST.
Normies are the product of society and media
Robots are the anti-product
I'll try to write my own definition of a normie. Try to find anything wrong with it and tell me about it.
A normie is a person that fits at least 2 of these criteria:
* Had sex with someone who wasn't paid to do it
* Has been shown affection to
* Posts pictures of themselves on social media
* Goes to parties without being forced to do so (like going to family parties because parents force you to do it)
* Is a woman (this refers to biological sex, FTM is a woman)
* Has friends
* Can hold a normal conversation
Howdy
I've been waiting for this!
>>28859574
>Can hold a normal conversation
If we're going to go that far we might as well say you're not a robot unless you are genuinely autistic and everyone else is a cyborg
>>28859574
>* Can hold a normal conversation
I'd disagree with this, I talk to people about their dogs when I go out for a run and see people walking their dogs, just so I can stroke and pet their wan wans though desu.
Galactic Empire checking in. Let's get right into the news
>>28859596
Well, can you talk to everyone and not sperg out?
Can you talk to members of oposite sex?
You have to fit at least 2 of these criteria to be considered a normie/
>>28859618
Talking about dogs can be a bit autistic, are you sure that these conversations are "normal?"
>>28859648
Well.
It normally does start with me talking loudly "CAN I PET YOUR DOG."
So maybe a bit autism desu.
>>28859574
1. add "... or was forced"
2. add "... (pets not included)"
3. this one is fine
4. perhaps include something like " or self guilted"
5. ok
6. perhaps add a limit here in the form of more than X (1-2) close friends and/or a total of Y friends (to give some leeway)
7. ok (but perhaps have an definition on who one is talking to.. to eliminate robots talking to robots)
>>28859574
>yfw you realize that we're all normies if we consider /r9k/ our friends and regularly converse here
>>28859669
Hmm...
* Had sex with someone who wasn't paid to do it or forced to
* Has been shown affection to by a human being
* Posts pictures of themselves on social media
* Goes to parties without being forced to do so (like going to family parties because parents force you to do it)
* Is a woman (this refers to biological sex, FTM is a woman)
* Has 3 or more friends and spends time with them IRL
* Can hold a normal conversation IRL
* Isn't showing any signs of a mental illness / personality disorder / etc
>>28859629
I just think you should make it
>Can keep up and join in normie banter
Or something.
I can have a perfectly good 1 on 1 conversation with someone about something I'm interested in. Like animes, or games, or music, or whatever. But if there's a group of people I quickly become quiet and drop spaghetti.
Maybe my normal is showing though idk.
Maybe we should talk about stuff on IRC, it's faster that way.
>>28859714
>>28859743
I've been thinking about a compromise that might work.
If we replaced conversation with small-talk.
E.g. something in the line of initiate and drive a meaningless conversation when you have nothing in common with the one you are talking to (just formed as a shorter sentence).
>>28859764
>Speaking in real time instead of being able to take a break and come back
>>28859796
Small talk is a normal conversation, and I don't see the point of changing that to something very specific.
>>28859802
You don't have to be on IRC all the time, you can alt tab between IRC and other things like I do all the time.
>>28859764
Nay, let's keep it on the board for now
>>28859796
That seems like a better wording imo.
>>28859796
How about
>Speaking with someone you have no major common ground with interest-wise for an extended period of time for no purpose other than to have fun
>>28859899
A 1 on 1 conversation about autistic interests isn't a normal conversation.
I'm talking about something like being able to appear normal and not sperg out for a prolonged period of time.
What are the requirements to get into 2D?
>>28859916
I wouldn't know how to word it. Most "conversations" I have irl usually end with the person getting annoyed and trying to silence me
>>28859933
>Leaving your party
>>28859936
So you can't have a normal conversation.
>>28859933
As long as you aren't a normie and you don't hate anime, you can join. You don't have to have a waifu / husbando to join 2D.
>>28859973
>You don't have to have a waifu / husbando to join 2D.
I feel as though every memeber of 2D should have wan.
But thats just my opinion.
>>28859973
I said most. I have a single robot friend irl who I can talk angerly about roasties with
>>28860004
That isn't really a normal conversation, it's pretty autistic.
>>28859973
Aight cool updating the wiki
>>28859951
I didn't sign a blood pact
>>28860046
I thought it was normal cause I do it all the time
>mfw 2D is growing stronger and stronger
>>28860087
Well, you learnt something about yourself today.I lost my dream yesterday (it doesn't matter that it was unrealistic)
2D is unstoppable!
>>28860141
2D
IS
STRONG
>>28860001
>I feel as though every memeber of 2D should have wan.
Yes, they should, but people who are new to 2D might not have a waifu or a husbando when they join in.
I think that I should've mentioned that every memeber should be at least trying to lose attraction to 3DPD.
>39 confirmed anime-loving PMs
JUST
FUCK
MY
PARTY
UP
>>28860319
Thanks for the wan wan picture
>>28860347
Of courseSatoriginarepostenetoperangerotassholes
>>28860299
It's all good, I have a waifu. My Lucy.
So, anything to vote on yet, because I have a proposal for an ammendment to Proposition Ayy (or Space Elevator Act):
>all robots, in addition to comfy beds and jousting arenas, are granted access to a waifu lounge, hot and yummy Ramen in the cafeteria, a manga library, and an anime theatre.
>>28860542
>No gender-seperated bathhouse
I don't even watch anime and I know that's a trope
>>28859517
Which party is the one that lets gay people defend their weed farms with assault rifles?
>>28860620
Homolust?
Originally posted by me
>>28860620
Frontiersmen or Homolust probably. I don't know how either of them feel about the cultivation of marijuana though.
>>28860639
Normies are into that stupid 420 "weed culture"
Can we please vote on this btw
>>28860542
>>28859517
please use this corrected image in future, thanks
>Tfw my vidya waifu was stolen by a [2D] memeber
I regret spreading her to TrumpGen to troll people
Ohayou everywan!
I'm sorry I'm a little late, I feel like shit today.
Did I miss anything interesting?
>>28860720
Who is your waifu senpai?
>>28860737
Inubashiri Momiji, of course
I may dislike anime, but Touhou is fun
>>28860750
Sounds like you're in the wrong party senpai. Don't let your fellow party memebers find out.
>>28860750
AWWOOOO FAMALAM!
>>28860715
You forgot your trip, bro
>>28859714
Looked at the wording again, and it sounds like if a robot rape someone it doesn't count.
>>28860781
That's the exact picture. I posted that with the phrase "MOVEMENT"
It spread like wildfire, even though I got it from /jp/
I never wanted it to be like this. I feel keked
>>28860779
My half-assedness of party role is acceptable. I may feel too weak-willed to lead us, but... Our party dislikes anime, not all of 2D things
>>28860715
Still incorrect
Normal Chad you are expelled from the party.
Get your things
>>28860715
How is this one corrected?
Also I'm glad to see the NLP has a third memeber
>>28860838
Come to the anime side... we have hot ramen
>>28860872
Notice the name
[ANIME SUCKS] SUFFERS FROM LOW ENERGY.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT.
PRO-ANIME IS PRO-LIFE.
[2D] IS ENDORSED BY DONALD TRUMP.
HE WILL MAKE ANIME REAL.
>>28860882
That's some bully shit mayne
>>28860895
HEIL ANIME
[ANIME SUCKS] will never last. Their goal is not pure.
>>28860895
They just need to bee themselves, bruh
>>28860895
uh oh looks like i am now a cruz missile
>>28861000
#ImWithHerPaid shilling original
Think enough people are here to vote?
>>28861071
Nah, I don't think so.
Its Friday night though, we can tell who the normies are now at least.
>>28861071
I dunno.
It's still a little too early, I think we should wait.
>>28861096
You have a good point there
originalous
So can I add my ammendment to the wiki?
>>28860715
>MS Paint
>>28860789
Rape shouldn't count, so it seems correct.
>>28861096
I only joined Normies because it's the last anime-disliking party I'm not banned from. ;_;
>>28861143
I think normies might be the party created to contain normies.
>>28861143
I'm sure there are other parties that would take you, but don't have disliking anime in their platform
>>28861156
It's one of the oldest parties. I need to make social media and link it here, as well as post Pepe on facebook, twitter, etc.
I will do that later.
>>28860004
>normalchad
>i have one irl friend
>>28861143
J O I N 2 D
>>28861175
>pepe
>>28861164
It's all good, brah, we're all gonna make it.
>>28861175
>He wants to fit in with the normies
That's so cute NormalChad-kun!
Just remember they will see through your facade.
>>28861175
sorry checking in to say you're expelled from the normies my man
>>28861140
It shouldn't count if the robot was raped, but as it is worded it kind of sounds like robots can rape as many people they want without it counting.
Full disclaimer: You shouldn't endorse rape either way me thinks.
>>28861217
The Charter for the party states it clearly
We all have a chance, we just need to stop being autistic and just go out there and be our real selves. You know, bruh, just gettin' to know people for who they are on the inside.
Also, we need to teach the animautists the way out, and to secure a peaceful existence for all walks of life on /r9k/.
When you really think about it, we really just didn't try to get girls, you know, brah?
2D only party! Too bad NormalChad-kun can't show up
>>28861283
PARTY PARTY YEAH!
>>28861255
Hey hombre, we good?
Yah bruh. Let's do this thing called life and love together bromigo
Look, I even postered a anime for you
We can all enjoy cartoons and hang out as normal, functioning, people together
>>28861256
>It shouldn't count if the robot was raped,
Well, if I added something like (the person wasn't raped), it would get too long, but I'll think aobut it
>but as it is worded it kind of sounds like robots can rape as many people they want without it counting.
Well, as long as you are capable of forcing someone, you can rape them, so it shouldn't count. Rape isn't a normie thing.
>>28860720
>>28861071
>>28861143
>>28861175
So this is what happens when a man loses his waifu.brb, about to claim mine.
>>28861316
Just B urself bro
originality is important
>>28861283
>>28861301
>partying
>dancing in public
>being able to dance
>>28861363
Ya man desu I wuz worried I wouldn't be accepted, but, you know, I just had to stop being autistic
>>28861327
I bow down to you sir and concede to logic.
>>28861388
It isn't public. 2D only, and none of us can dance. Zero judgement!
>>28861436
I'll skip regardless famalam.
>>28861436
>>28861456
I'm out too.
I don't like physical activity, parties and dancing at all.
>>28861488
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/%F0%9F%92%80_SKULL_THRONE_%F0%9F%92%80
Isn't Emoji illegal?
>>28861436
Guess it's just the two of us family
>>28861506
Fuck, I didn't mean to reply to myself.
>>28861488
>>28861456
Not a party if I party alone desu.
>>28861584
That's right bruh.
Hmu on twitter and lets party >.<
@ChadThundercoc5
>>28861645
YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE getawaygetawaygetaway off of r9k. GET OUT
>>28861674
Nice! Epic Pepe bruh! Defs posting this
>tfw he actually made a twitter
>>28861645
epic twitter my dude
>>28861742
Dude, nice! I like it!
That is like, some next level wojacking desu
>>28861755
Checked these nice dubs.
Remember, bruh, if you start feeling down, just shrug it off and feel better. It's what I do desu senpai
If you dont baka you just need some friends to cheer you up
>>28861935
Wow thanks brah, I never thought of that.
I feel my whole life's gonna change around now thanks to you!
REMEMBER TO BE HIGH ENERGY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XwgZSe0is
>>28862010
How's the progress on that wall?
Is it up by now?
>>28861935
>friends
Are you fucking retarded? This is r9k
>>28862032
Got normies working around the clock, had to feed a few to wan wans to get them to work faster.
ENERGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4W9OAIKBw
>>28862090
PERTURBATOR
FUCKING HIGH ENERGY.
>>28862060
Dude, bruh, just make some
It's not that hard, lol
UR TRYING SO HARD TO BE A NORMIE ITS SAD
>>28862005
Glad to help!
Follow me on twitter, bro!
@ChadThundercoc5
>>28862232
Nah bruh, just been myself
SS Memeber reporting in!
NormalChad has literally lost his mind
>>28862301
Ohayou!oregano
Would anybody support a bill to make Robocop our Prime Enforcer of Bills?
You know.
Because he's a robot.
And a cop.
Would be implemented in the way that everytime you want to warn someone for infringing on a bill you'd have to use a picture of the most robotic of all cops.
Hey bros
Add me on normiebook
Normie book com/profile.php?id=100012342245707
The wiki had nothing about the Western Wojack Party. What is it about? What do they stand for?
>>28859714
>has 3 or more friends
I liked the first version. Any irl friends is a normalfag quality.
Being generally successful is also a normalfag trait, so having an average/above average job or one that you enjoy should be on the list.
>>28863149
I could change that to a smaller number, but I don't think that it matter that much.
As for the job, I think that a robot can have a successful career, because that doesn't mean that you have high social status or anything.
>>28863217
It was left better at zero. There's a drastic difference between someone that has 2 friends irl and has a social life with them as opposed to a robot that doesn't.
Money is a core key to high social status.
>>28863369
Does anyone agree with him?
Should I change the number of friends back to one?
>>28863454
What exactly is the definition of a friend if I may be a bit autistic for a little while....
>>28863599
I'd say that friend is a person that you trust and you feel like you can rely on them. Also, the IRL aspect is important.
I don't have any friends. The only time I hear that word used in relation to me is when someone needs tech support.
>>28863599
Someone who likes you, is willing to spend time with you. A person who helps you is a sure sign, but is not necessary.
>>28863699
Then I have no objections towards taking it down to one friend.
>>28863741
Perhaps down or to zero if deemed nessesary
>>28863788
I reduced it to more than one. I see a possibility of someone having a robot friend to talk about stuff with.
Good afternoon, everybody.
I propose a bill.
>The Robot/Cyborg/Normie Identification Act
>A cyborg will be identified by possessing exactly 3 out of the 5 following traits
>A robot will be identified by possessing 2 or less of the 5 following traits
>A Normie will be indentified by possessing 4 or more of the 5 following traits
>Has maintained no more than one 1 romantic relationship lasting 2 months or less
>Has or had 3 friends that he actively keeps contact with outside of work/school
>Works or worked a job past the age of 18
>Goes out of their way to partake in social gatherings or to socialize with other people in general, and is successful in social situations
>Is complemented for their appearance by others on a consistent basis
>One classified as a Normie, robot, or cyborg but does not associate themselves with the corresponding party will not be required to leave the party, but should expect heavy ridicule and possible ostracism by their fellow parliament members.
>it is also recommend that if this bill is passed that all parliament members should display their classification in their trip, next to their party.
>>28863983
This is open for editing and amends as anybody sees fit, by the way.
>>28863983
Bruh, add a chad level
>>28863983
>members
Is it that hard to obey the law?
It's "memebers", friend.
>>28863983
>>28864042
Ok then.
>a "Chad" or a "Stacy" will be identified by possessing ALL of the 5 following traits.
>it should also be noted that losing your virginity classifies you as a Normie, regardless of what traits you possess. If all traits are met and one has also lost their virginity, they are to be classified as a Chad/Stacy.
>>28863983
Take a look at the bill that I proposed. It's in the docket. It seems better to me.
>it is also recommend that if this bill is passed that all parliament members should display their classification in their trip, next to their party.
No. Nicknames will become way too long, and people won't keep them consistent.
>>28863983
To be completely honest, this looks kind of fair to normies. If these five traits, worded the ways they are, are used, a bunch of normies would be classified as robots. Plenty of normies don't "go out of their way to partake in social gatherings" and aren't "complimented for their appearances."
>>28864094
Nice, sick, wicked, epic, I like it.
10/10
Shame that my proposal isn't getting much support, I figured it'd be pretty well accepted by most people.
I'll check out bano's proposition later
>>28861506
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT INSECT
>>28864249
I like the idea of having a classification system. I, personally, would just like it to be more strict about who will actually be deemed robots and cyborgs.
>>28864258
Well, you should be spanked or something. Also, Emoji is pure cancer in general. Please remove it.
>>28864249
There are 3 bills that try to define a normie that weren't voted on yet. I hope that we'll vote on mine today, and that it will pass.
joining this thing
oh boy
>>28864544
Sup bruhski
Make sure to put [Normie] after your name.
Now that I'm looking at it, I think Bano's classification of normies works a bit better than mine. Maybe we could keep Bano's classification of a normie, and we could edit my proposition so that we eliminate the normie and chad criteria, as well as the virginity rule since that conflicts with Bano's bill. Then, we'll make it so possessing 3 or more of the traits that I laid out makes you a cyborg, and possessing 2 or less makes you a robot.
Also, if you meet Bano's criteria of a normie,then you're a normie regardless of what traits you have from my proposition.
>>28864561
>>28864544
Bill hasn't even gone up for voting yet, so its not in effect.
I think it's a good time to start the voting session.
Do you want it now or later?
>>28864607
I have some time, I can do it now if enough people are here.
>>28864607
I'm ready, but not sure how many who are present.
>>28864607
Do you guys really not have session times set well in advance so that people can make sure they are awake for them?
Wew.
whaddup senpaitachi
>tfw not robot enough for REE and not normal enough for cyborgs
>>28864597
>Bano
Stop capitalizing my name. I pointed out that it shouldn't be at the beginning of this parliament.
Also, I think that a cyborg is a bad concept. You either are a robot or a normie. "Cyborgs" might be closer to being normies, but defining something in between just seems wrong to me.
>>28864607
Yes, I want to vote on my own bill and to get it through, but I'm not sure if there are enough people around right now, maybe we should have a longer session to make sure it's valid.
>>28864672
we here instead of the other shit parliament?
>>28864698
That's an oddly specific request, but I'll make sure its typed lowercase then.
>>28864678
MAKE sure you add yourself to the list of memebers on the wiki. I'll probably make a new seat graph tomorrow.
Also, there will be a roll call on Sunday, so make sure to post in that three, or you'll have to reclaim your seat.
>>28864702
Which one are you talking about? Some parliament on another board?
>>28864732
For some reason there's other parliaments going on but they keep getting restarted.
Okay, let's get started.
The first bill for today:
>Normie definition bill
>Proposed by: bano [2D] !!VkylUOP4aRZ
A normie is a person that fits at least 2 of the following criteria:
Had sex with someone who wasn't paid to do it or forced to
Has been shown affection to by a human being
Posts pictures of themselves on social media
Goes to parties without being forced to do so (like going to family parties because parents force you to do it)
Is a woman (this refers to biological sex, FTM is a woman)
Has 3 or more friends and spends time with them IRL
Can hold a normal conversation IRL
Isn't showing any signs of a mental illness / personality disorder / etc
The voting time is 15 minutes.
>what does mfw mean
There we go guaranteed seat
>>28864755
Going to vote yes on this one senpai
>>28864755
Voting yesBlorx
>>28864732
SwiftKey changed make to all caps and I didn't notice it. It probably thought that I was going to write "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" in all caps like that.
>>28864755
Yay, I want this to go through, the definition of a normie is a priority now. We need to have a way to know who needs to go to the designated normie party.
>>28864755
nay
no
nah
never
>>28864755
Nay, purely because it doesn't have any representation for cyborgs.
>>28864755
Aye
...he wasn't sure if he wanted to know that the sight of a corpse made him laugh....
>>28864755 (dubs)
Yay.
>>28864755
Nay
I don't think separation of robots and normies will help our parliament
>>28864755
Robots probably could have been shown affection by their parents. Letting your child live in your basement is a mark of affection. Does "human being" include parent?
>>28864843
Unless expressed otherwise, assume yes
>>28864800
I said what I think about "cyborgs" here
>>28864698
Either someone is a robot or not. What you are referring to as a "cyborg" is someone who is close to being classified as a normie.
>>28864824
It will. Normies should go back to /r/4chan and upvote their shitty piss bottle and tendie stories that they posted on this board.
>>28864843
I meant affection in a romantic sense. I might need to clarify that later. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>28864755
Yay, although I think it should be amended at a later date to specify any IRL friends instead of 3.
>>28864868
I changed that in the docket already, Htespagheti posted the old version of the bill.
My captchas are getting really hard now.
>>28864755
NAY
I DO NOT CARE
>>28864755
>>28864867
Then I'll be voting yes here
'Sup everyone? I see there's a new member of Cuteposters United. Good choice Anon. Normies are people whos main hobby is judging others. I don't really care if people have white teeth or are popular as long as they aren't making fun of me, people on this board thinks everyone with 2 friends should end their lives which is ridiculous.
>>28864919
Get out. You don't even care about making other bills work at all, and you break rules by using Emoji.
>>28864914
So which bill is going to be placed under the pass bills section, the new one or the old one?
>>28864946
how dare you speak to the skeleton kang like that.
>>28864755
>the last two
I can talk to people normal, I don't have a mental illness.
Unless pedophillia is an llness. I'm a normie
>>28864951
The one from the docket. I'm going to change "affection" to "romantic affection" later, because that's what I meant, and Res has a point.
>>28864946
Dude, bro, Bano, chill
Just be urself
>>28864755
>the last two
I can talk to people normal, I don't have a mental illness.
Unless pedophillia is an llness. I'm a normie
I call for a revote at a later time
Because of pic very related,
>>28864755
Time's up.
11 votes total:
>7 yay
>4 nay
The bill passes.
Can someone edit the wiki, please?
I'm on mobile right now and editing it there is almost impossible.
>>28864987
>Bano
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28865008
I figured as much.
Refresh when you change pages to see it's current state. That's probably what's bothering you
>>28865007
You still forgot to put your tripcode on, and the voting was valid, so there's no point in doing that again, especially considering that your vote wouldn't change anything.
>>28865033
Yay, it takes some time for your post to appear now.
>>28865024
Just be yourself, Bano. Don't worry about what others think of you.
>>28865024
Dude, stop being an autist about titles
Bano [2D] is the same as Bano to everyone else
The second bill for today:
>Official Bird of /r9k/ Bill
>Proposed by: NormalChad[Anime Sucks] !!CbUj2FXuUrL
The Official Bird of /r9k/ will henceforth be the White Bellied Caique.
Under no circumstances will citizens and non-citizens of /r9k/ be allowed to disturb it's habitat or harm the Official Bird.
Memebers of parliament must accept that the Official Bird was chosen for it's cultural and psychological similarities to /r9k/, which are as follows:
The Official Bird is:
Intelligent
Nihilistic
And with a wicked sense of humor
Any denying of said traits is akin to denying who we are, and is considered a step towards being a Chad.
All other birds must understand their place below the Official Bird, and anyone caught supporting another bird in an attempt to raise it higher in public opinion than the Official Bird shall be keked by all memebers of parliament.
The voting time is 15 minutes.
>>28865127
Fuck ya!
Yay!
Hella original comment
>>28865007
It is an illness actually, it's in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
>>28865127
nay because Anime does not suck desu
>>28865127
>meme bill
>makes absolutely no changes
>I don't care about birds
>it was proposed by a memeber of anime sucks
NAY
A
Y
>>28865127
yay
yes
indeed
>>28865159
Eew, don't get your pedophile on me, then
>>28865127
Nay.
I don't care about birds.
>>28865127
AYE
BIRDS FOR THE BIRD GOD
>>28865127
Nay. Meme bill from a meme party.
>>28865170
>>28865169
Kekolds
He keeps posting outdated legislation
>>28865127
Nay
...he caught his reflection in the mirror; the rag was drenched in blood...
>>28865209
sorry but anime does NOT suck and unless you take it back I will have to vote nay on whatever you post.
>>28865127
Yay.
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>>28865127
Aye. It's a good bird. A strong bird. A bird that will not let this tragedy continue.
>>28865239
Go ahead, normie.
Anime is a bro pasttime, akin to kicking back beers and watching the big game
>>28865127
why not
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>>28865256
the fuck did you just say to be you little bitch? Anime is NOT normie shit you mother fucker
you take it back RIGHT NOW
>>28865239
Anime sucks tbch famalamadingdong smiley
>>28865276
Me and the guys hang around all the time and watch Naruto and drink to whenever he uses shadow clone jutsu
>>28865293
>>28865294
NARUTO IS FUCKIGN PLEB SHIT ITS ENTRY LEVEL AND FOR THE LOWEST DENOMINATOR OF ANIME "FANS" FUCK OFF WITH THAT RIGHT NOW
>>28865346
I don't see your faggy shows getting 300 episodes baka desu senpai
Get a life, make some friends
>>28865346
not an argument
all ur animay suck
>>28865357
>Get a life, make some friends
stop fucking bullying me you bitch
>>28865394
Chillout, bruh.
I'm just messin' with ya.
Can't handle a joke? Smh
>>28865439
>Can't handle a joke? Smh
you're the first on my list
>>28865127
Time's up.
11 votes total:
>6 yay
>5 nay
The bill passes.
The session is officially over.
Thank you for voting.
I'm going to sleep, I'm really tired and I have a headache.
Goodnight everywan
>>28865127
Why the hell not, yay.
>>28865484
Sleep well, autismo Jones
Are you fucking kidding me, literally in the time it took me to read the thread through voting ending and I was gonna vote nay.
reeeeeeeeee
>>28859517
Can I get in on this?
>>28865508
There need to be stricter rules on running voting sessions. A vote should definitely last longer than 20 minutes, and sessions definitely need more notice than "hey guys do you want me to run a session now?"
>>28865508
U mad?
Don't worry, you're second-class bird can stay as long as it knows it's place
>>28865535
Voting normally takes 10 minutes, and longer sessions are used just to reduce the risk of not having enough votes. The time of voting seems to be somewhat consistent, so I don't know why you have any problems with it.
>>28865535
Completely agreed. As of right now, the person who makes these threads is a schizo autist who lives in The Yuropoor Caliphate, yet even as autistic as he is, he can't keep a steady time.
Smh Tbh Fampai
>>28865508
Always skip to the bottom of the thread first to check for voting then back track.
>>28865535
AYE
IN THE OLD PARLIAMENT IT USED TO BE MENTIONED IN THE OP
>>28865571
So who can even host sessions anyway? How is it decided who hosts sessions? From what I've seen it's only 2D who do it.
Which is pretty sneaky, waiting until you have a majority online then going LOL WE SESSION NOW AND WE SESSION QUICK SO NO SILLY NORMIES CAN STOP US.
Undemocratic desu.
>>28865588
>>28865616
Mah niggas.
For the next voting session:
I propose we make Good Boy Points and Pretty Princess Points the official currencies, with Good Boy Points (GBP) being equal to dollars and Pretty Princess Points (PPP) equal to cents.
>>28865571
Perhaps we should have an 5 minute q/a session with proposer before voting to clarify all aspects of bill for memebers?
>>28865632
What material or idea are those backed by?
Tendies?
Hugs?
Tears?
>>28865616
The rules are written on the "rules" page on the wiki. How hard is that to follow?
Voting times suck, they're pointless. It's just better to vote when enough people are around. This makes stuff better, and it avoids pointless waiting just to keep up with pointless voting times.
>>28865636
Fuck no.
That takes time, and it can be done while voting like I did today.
>>28865626
>From what I've seen it's only 2D who do it.
Maybe that's because no one else wants to do it.
>>28865653
GOOD THING I DONT LISTEN TO YOU FAGGOT
>>28865510
Yes you can. And guten tag kameraden.
>>28865127
Why not, yay. I'm always late it sucks.
>>28865651
Any commodity that one wishes to sell. If an actual justice system is ever implemented then they can also be deducted as a fine for a crime. Obviously mods don't accept our currency since they basically equate to divine entities.
>>28865127
If I'm not too late, yay.
>>28865653
You mean 'when enough people who agree with you are around'.
Unconstitutional desu senpai.
>>28865669
I'd do it if there was any framework for it.
Hmm. I might even put a bill forward to remove the obvious corruption from this system and put some actual regulation into place.
Anyone here down for that?
>>28865737
Nevada im making you second in command because you're on just as much as me.
>>28865764
>I'd do it if there was any framework for it.
Just say that you are willing to do it and that's everything.
>obvious corruption
I can't see any corruption in it. You're just butthurt because memebers of the biggest party are doing it.
>>28865776
Thanks. I accept the position with only mild shame.
Just put a bill in the docket my nigs.
>>28865898
Why any shame brethrin?
>>28865931
Just jk-ing. I'm a proud robot.
>>28865764
Go for it. The normie is in
Got a proposition for ye:
The Thread Whores or Whatever They're Called Final Solution Act
"We ignore Stacy-tier thread whores like Eliza, Erica, or whoever else unless there is significant evidence that the whore in question is not a manipulative bitch, or she posts tits. Those who do not ignore them will be ignored themselves by the true robots."
I'm open to amendments on this though; even I feel tempted by them whores.
Can I join the 2D party?
>>28865903
I like your bill you can expect my support
>>28866335
Yep, welcome! we accept all who have a love of the 2D.
Add yourself to the list of MP's on the wiki, that is your "test" if you will.
If you have a waifu or husbando you can claim them on the wiki as well. If they have already been claimed you may not contest.
