> Living in America with a sub-asian penis
> Still an adult virgin even though I've gotten naked in front of girls on multiple occassions
> Match with girls on Tinder but too usually feel too ashamed to even talk to them
> Come to /r9k to listen to guys constantly complain about how they want to kill themselves over their 5+ inch dicks
So how's your day been going?
I would suck that qt penis [sp]I'm a boy btw[/sp]
>>28859073
>So how's your day been going?
Not terrible, thank you for asking
>>28859100
Hello, I see you've made a mistake with your spoiler tags. You see, the correct formatting would be (with no space) [ spoiler]. It's not necessary to add the [ /spoiler] if you're not typing anything after it.Have a nice day!
>>28859100You're a retarded cunt who can't spoiler
>>28859138kys tripfag fucktard
>>28859150Apologies, I'll get right to it
>>28859158
hey Donatello! I hope you don't like yourself I really like seeing you around, especially on omegle
have you had any coffee today?
Are you erect? Holy shit son, how do you cope?
5 incher here. iktf
Different Asian here. Lmao Kys u cuck for not being *at least* 4 inches.
Pic related 4.5 inches
>>28859073
>gotten naked in front of girls on multiple occassions
Then what happened?
>>28859073
:( I'm sorry OP, that's the worst
Do you like sex? Maybe try to find someone with a small penis fetish?
>>28859175
Hello Anonymous, I had some when I woke up yesterday evening. Contemplating making a pot. There's so much to do today and so much time.
>>28859208
Combination of outright rejection or me not being able to perform. A girl suddenly not being into me is usually enough to do that.
>>28859305
That's rough! Those bitches
>>28859073
>tfw 6 inches
Not the biggest but thank you for making me feel better little bro :')
>>28859305
Don't get undressed in front of them get undressed on a bed in the dark while making out then she won't even realise until it's too late
>>28859073
Go to the tiny cock thread on soc and find a fat gay guy who will play with your benis
>>28859073
Hi there robot. I'd trade my monster for yours anyday of the week.
Mines like a deformed hunchback of a cock.
Also, because you are asian you have the excuse of having a small cock and it's expected. Whites don't get to use that excuse like you do.
>>28859445
That's not your cock and that guy had surgery to make it that thick
>>28859073
>>28859190
Lmao.
Asians fighting against eachother is absolutely hilarious. Exactly like watching some kind of monkey knife fight.
But in this case it's 10 times as fucking hilarious due to the fact you guys are trying to one up each other on your micro dick sizes!
>>28859445
That's weird man
>>28859467
It is my cock and I did not have surgery.
who cares if your dick is tiny. it's not as bad as having moderate sized penis while being too autistic and ugly to even court a woman to go near it.
>>28859482
>t. You
Og post is og
>>28859445
>>28859492
The jews did this.
Circumcision fucked your pecker up m8.
>>28859531
I am not circumcised.
>>28859482
>implying whites don't partake in BBC vs BWC threads all day long
top cackle
What does it feel like to be a girl and have a micropenis inside your vagina?
>>28859531
>Circumcision fucked your pecker up m8
that's not how that works
>>28859541
>Implying asian vs asian is the same as black vs white
Not the same threads bro
light giggle
>>28859482
> Implying I'm trying to one up anybody with a 3 inch dick
>>28859073
>not using the one simple trick to grow your dick 4 inches in 2 weeks
>>28859073
It's not hard, is it?
>>28859330
I don't really blame them, especially since these are girls looking for a fuck, not a husband.
>>28859179
>>28859624
I think I'm actually closer to 3.5 with a raging hard-on, which isn't easy to get a picture of
>>28859573
>implying there's a difference when you're pointlessly arguing about dicksizes and posting dick pics (most of the time other people's dicks)
top giggle
>>28859624
And trust me you don't want to see my flaccid
>>28859653
I actually do, tbqvh
>>28859305
I can sort of relate. I'm a virgin, but have a 6.5 inch dick. I went on Omegle once and got really soft because I had to look at so many penises. Then I finally matched with a hot girl and she liked my body and was ready to play. I felt pressured into taking my underwear off prematurely and she started visibly laughing when she saw my extremely flaccid penis and disconnected.
>>28859653
God dam. This I do want to see.
If you are uncut please show. I have a fetish for small uncut penis.
>tfw 7x6" penis
>tfw it's attached to a 5'4 body so I'll never get to use it
Are you at least tall?
>>28859073
if this is flaccid, you shouldn't be too much worried.
if this is erected, kill yourself.
no honestly, fucking commit suicide, there is nothing for you in this world.
there's penis enlargement surgeries you kno..
I have a 20cm penis and I never get to use it because I'm balding with an ugly face.
I'll gladly trade if your body is better looking than mine or fuck it I'll trade it for your hair.
>>28859730
Penis enlargement surgeries aren't that effective and don't last too long.
>>28859715
Don't say that.
I'd let him fuck my NEET fembot pussy
>>28859073
Time to transition senpai. Become a trap
>>28859715
>implying he won't be able to get a stem cell benis in a few years
>>28859073
I'm Asian with a 4 incher. Sorry about your official micropenis.
>>28859073
>have 5.5 inch benis, also Asian
>mom accidentally opens bathroom door and sees it
>later overhear her talking to her sister and laughing
>it's small compared to his dad's
Fuck off mom I obviously got your dick genes then.
>>28859774
Pls be in colorado
>>28859190
Wow, the camera angle really hides it. I'm 7 inches and it looks as big as mine
>>28859872
6 incher here
i think we have body dismorphia cause I felt the same. the first time a girl told me she liked my dick I didn't believe her and thought she was being mean.
>ONE
>SINGULAR
>CHANCE
>AT
>LIFE
>SMALL DICK
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I HATE GENETICS I HATE IT FUCK NAYRE FUCK BIOLOGY FU JFY FNJC
>>28859858
Sorry anon, I'm in Europe
Every single day I wake up I thank god for having a 7 inch by 6 inch dick.
It might be uncut with extra foreskin, little hairs all the way up the shaft, slightly leaning to the right and have a cock head smaller then it should be.
BUT EVEN WITH ALL THESE FAULTS IT STILL BEATS BEING SMALL
I fucking am so happy I am not in the shoes you guys are.
>>28859919
get a gentle body shaver anon
mine feels and looks so much better after getting rid of those stray hairs on the shaft
>>28859179
>>28859624
>>28859679
>>28859683
>>28859715
Why would I be complaining about being small if my flaccid dick was 3 inches? Also I'm cut, sorry
>>28859852
You would've been flaccid so who is she to judge
>>28859939
>the shaft
I might mention they go ALL the way up to the tip of the foreskin leaving little lumps.
Even with my dick looking like it was stung by bees I am happy its not a microdick.
>>28859945
AHHHHHHHHHH
AGGAHAHAHAHSGDhgfgdsjkfdsfsfdsfshaha
FUCK
>>28859945
Kek
OpOpOp
>>28859945
it's cute like a turtle
>>28859945
Holy shit anon.
If I could seriously give you 2 inches of mine I would.
I know this does not help but you should seriously be happy knowing you are asian.
ALL girls know Asians have small dicks. Any girl going to fuck you will expect a small dick already as long as they see you hard first rather then soft.
If you were white then I would either kill myself or try and go into humiliation porn or travel with some kind of freak show.
Man I feel bad for you, Op. Your entire worth as a human is determined by a minor organ not being the proper size.
Women will never comprehend something like this.
>there are people who don't even want their penises who are bigger than you
>>28859190
>>28859073
>>tfw both of your dicks combined equals my dick
>>28859492
What the fuck
Have you ever used that thing on a grill? What did she say?
>>28860037
> not being the proper size.
But in Asia it is fine my friend. The average cock size in most Asian countries is about 3-4 inches
>>28860010
People think that sleeping with asian girls is a magical solution to having a small dick. Maybe in Asia this is slightly more true, due to the average asian penis being 1-2 inches shorter, but it's not the case in America. Women know how big a normal penis is, and there is a difference between having a stereotypical 4-5inch asian penis and being borderline micro.
My dick is 5 inches on the dot, and everyone always makes me feel like mine is fuckin small.
I'll appreciate what I've got at this point. It could always be worse.
>>28860074
Mate chicks don't know the difference between 3-5 inches unless shes a slut.
My dicks 5 inches and I tell every girl its 7 and they believe it. I have seen my ex girlfriends texts with their friends talking about my "7 inch monster"
>Mfw its actually 4.9 inches
>>28860070
Most asian countries have smaller penises but not this small. You must be delusional about your own size.
>>28859730
I don't think a physician would perform surgery unless I were clinically micropenis (<2.7in). The joke is that my penis is perfectly normal, medically speaking. I did a hormone test a few weeks back for shits and giggles since a friend of mine does blood work. I have low testosterone, unsurprisingly.
>>28860074
>maybe in asia
Well then my gook friend you have a goal in life now. Move back to the motherland with Lee and Chan.
asian girls in asia have all had BWC by this point already so it's irrelevant
>>28860070
thats why all asian girls want white guys?
Nobody like small dicks really. Even non gay men would rather see thick cock in porn. Its natural. The problem is the post sexual revolution world and porn propaganda. It really hurts average and below average men.
>>28859539
>>28859492
h-habbening? are you virgin? if not what did the girl said about it ?
>>28859073
That's actually a white penis
>>28859190
>>28859482
Implying those aren't two whitebois pretending to be Asians. Use your brain, oh wait,
SMALL
CAUCASOID
BRAIN!
>>28859138
[i masturbate to lolis kicking men in the testicles]
>>28860070
The FLACID length of Asian penis is 3.8 inches.
Ironically, you whites compared your 5.1-5.5 inch erect penii with our flacid penises and called it a comparison.
>>28860118
> Trying to tell me women won't know the difference even though you have no firsthand knowledge of being a dicklet.
There is a significantly bigger visual difference between a 3 inch and a 5 inch dick than there is between a 5 inch and a 7 incher.
>>28860177
Look at the skin you retard. It's brown just like the brown gooks.
Nice try tho to spin it around
>>28859138hdbygmhd mischief n
>>28860205
I'm 100% certain that regardless of the penis color, those are two white posters pretending to be Asian.
Why would a real Asian post like that? Obviously they wouldn't.
Only whites have a stake in insulting Asians
>>28860245
Asian guys can use photoshop. What's your point?
>>28859980
When it's cold or I get anxious, I can actually feel the head fully retract into my body like a turtle's lol
I have a 6,5 inch dick but I'm a white turbomanlet so we're even
>>28860318
Literally identical to me senpaiBut i have a cute bf to fuck the ass and get pounded too, keep up your hopes anon
>>28860245
I never said I was asian or pretended to be. I guess if you post a 3 inch penis people make assumptions.
You match with girls on Tinder and then ignore them? Wow OP, you're a dickees-a so small! It's-a me, Mario!
You could always work in Japanese porn.
>>28860836
That's really sad
Imagine how horrible his life must be
Penises are boring. I prefer vaginas. Your genitals are boring me, OP. Total pelvic snoozefest.
>>28860153
sauce on this webm?
>>28860964
> Straight men confirmed to exist?
>>28859901
Same! One of the first girls I slept with said something like that and I remember responding "You don't have to patronize me." But apparently I have enough to get the job done.
It helped me to stop watching porn and masturbate in a mirror. Appreciate your shlong
Ur dick is tynier than a worm!
>>28860886
Nothing is going to change the fact it's so small so why wallow in pity for the rest of your life?
>>28860153
>starts the blowjob out by focusing on the balls
wish all girls did this. it's a good warm up as opposed to just sucking on a limp dick until it gets hard.
>>28861292
t-that's a limp dick?
also im a virginfag but that sounds like good advice, roasties take note
>>28861290
This right here is the truth, I have a dick that struggles to reach 4 inches and it doesn't bother me as much as it should, some of us are dealt a shit hand in life but what can you do.
>tfw grower but not shower
>tfw flaccid is a 1in microdick
>tfw erect is 8in
>tfw must do foreplay to convince a girl I don't have a microdick
>>28859073
I'm pretty petite, and I'm pretty sure I have a shallow vagina. I'm pretty sure under 4-5" is the best I can do without pain/hitting cervix.
Not that I've tried, but masterbating/dildos - biggest one Is use is 4". Small cock isn't a huge deal to most.
>>28859073
Why is your dick so greasy?
>>28859492
lmao i saw this thread the other day does anyone know the story?
>>28861618
Would you try a 6,5" incher?
>>28861618
I think most women in the west do not share your opinion but that's okay.
>tfw huge cock
feels good desu m8ies
>>28861998
That pic makes my dick tingle in the worst way.
>>28861998
Are you Frankenstein's Monstercock?
>>28861915
I have tried, with a dildo at least. Too big, at least painful at 3/4 length. :(
>>28861998
>huge
>cock
I thought that was a butchered, very pale, Vienna sausage.
>>28861998
Is that one of those fake dicks they give to transmen? If not wew lad.
>>28862170
It has to be, there is hair growing up the entirety of the damn thing.
>>28861618pls b my gf
>>28859138
or just clickctrl+s
>>28861998
Thats a fake dick. Youre a post op tranny
>>28861998
why can't they do a fake urethra?
wouldn't look half bad then
>>28862433
That just saved the webpage for me.
>>28861359
>t-that's a limp dick
it's not flaccid but it's not fully erect either, probably wont get much bigger
I'm not sure how to feel. 6.5" here, and I've never gotten as much as an interested look from a female. It's like a supreme joke, hey let's give this fag who'll never get laid high test and a big cock.
> OP has gotten naked with girls
> OP has matches on tinder
> all this despite micropenis
> be completely opposite
Pic unrelated
>>28862608
Do you know what a urethra is?
Pretty sure those fake dicks have them, they're are pissing from their fake dicks these days but it's usually just a hole at the very tip of the thing.
>>28860153
yo where is the goddamn source
Small to average dicks don't matter much if you are straight. Most of the time you will never have another dick around while you fuck. As long as you can fuck, it will be fine. Girls don't know size at all.
Gays have at least one extra dick, and they know exactly how big a dick is. No fooling them.
pic related
>>28859945
That's actually cute. Would i be allowed to play with it in it's flaccid state if i were your gf?
If you've got some extra weight, keep in mind that your penetrative depth is longer than your visual length. If you're skinny, you're done for.
>>28863073
m8 6.5 is not even close to big, i'm 6.2 - 6.5 depending on how horny I get. My shit looks pathetic attached to me or in my hands. Then again my girth is bad too.
>>28865150
pathetic in comparison to pornstars you cuck.
>tfw only 1/4 asian so i have a 6 inch penis on the dot
>>28865174
Yeah but bitches compare our dicks to porn dick
>>28865150
>>28865206
christ what a retarded, insecure 13 year old, protip moron bitches DON'T compare our dicks to porn dick, that would be like comparing my volkswagen to a space shuttle, not many people have space shuttles in real life
>>28865178
Why do all asians have no body hair? Do they have low test?
>>28865178
the white guy has a fucking boner though?
>there are people out there with dicks twice as big as yours
It makes me feel very inferior.
The curse of being born a male
>tfw white
>tfw 4.5x3.5 in penis
>don't even want it am tranny
>but am unpassing
i can't win no matter what
>>28865249
Asian people eat a shit-ton of soy. Ever wonder why amrican men are becoming more and more effeminate by the year?
>>28860153
lewd as fuck.
>that rosary
>>28860153
that feel when she goes for the nuts a *little* bit too hard and it makes you jump up on your toes.
>white
>approx 6" (varies a lot by horniness)
>about as thick as 2.5 of my fingers width, have kind of stubby fingers
>looks absolutely motherfucking minuscule to me
Every day I worry about it. I was asked for a dick picture by some ridiculously hot bitch and didn't do it because every picture I took made it look just pathetic. I would avoid sexual encounters if any came my way (alternate universe perhaps) so as not to show it. I'm a bit overweight but I don't think it's just that.
>>28860177I'm Asian that is my dick. I do it for shits and giggles and nobody cares that I'm lying about my size. It's like ha ha you looked at my penis because I said I was 4.5 inches.
>>28865980
Same size same problem, it looks pathetic on me yet the average is supposed to be 5.5 inches? What? WHen I'm super hard I'm closer to 6.5 and my shit still looks embarrassingly small. Especially in my hands.
>>28865980
>>28866010
is this why white boi's think Asians are small? like proportionally you guys have 6 inch penises and then e-stat it, but if you're over 6 feet tall then yeah i can see it looking very small from your pov.
so you'd assume its a correlation to height and asian guys are shorter on average.
>>28859750
I'd slobber over your porker for hours anon
>>28866061
>is this why white boi's think Asians are small?
Huh? asians and indians have the smallest dicks, this is not up for debate. But yes 6 inches looks pathetic attached to me. I'm 6ft tall 170lbs.
>>28866061
I'm 5'11". It's not height.
>>28866085
wew i'm shorter than you and 5 lbs lighter, and i got a 6 incher too.
i just tell people im 4.5 inches because they want to believe that.
5.5-6inch range is definitely not the biggest but it's not too small for sex.
>>28866132
Its not a good size either though. Its like saying 5'9 isn't short because you're not a midget. It still isn't preferred. 7.5 - 8 inches is probably the perfect size. Your only hope is that when you're with a girl that she's been with other average size dick dudes. Because you're average dick will never do what the big ones do to her.
>>28866200
actually that's what i'm talking about - a girl can take 7.5-8 inch dicks and still find a 6 incher enjoyable.
>>28866132
>>28866200
And just like that we're back on the "anything below 7" is dicklet-tier" train
>>28866250
only in the sense that the girl has taken a large 7.5-8 inch cock, you can ironically call a 6 incher a dicklet.
i'm saying that even if she has taken lots of big penises in that 7.5 to 8 inch range, sex with a 5.5 to 6 incher is still enjoyable and not too small for sex.
>tfw 6 inches but girth of a fucking hot dog
>also 6'2 so it looks tiny in comparison
Just fucking kill me. Why couldn't I be born an anime girl?
>tfw measure my dick a couple years ago and it was under 6'
>measure again a month ago and it's actually closer to 6 1/2
>>28859073
That dick is perfect for sucking. Do you have a kik or skype?
Supreme gentleman reporting with 5.5 inches. It looks disproportionately small when you're 6'1".
squats and deadlifts make your dick bigger.
>>28866480
and planks, i forgot planks. all other exercise/lifts are useless.
How do you correctly measure it?
I used a measuring tape and it was 7.5 or 8 inches. I measured from the side at the pubic bone.
>>28860186
no matter how much proof you offer that theres no racial differences in penis size and that most men are around 5in people on this site won't believe it.
>tfw girthy 7.5
>Almost every hole too tight even for that
>>28859962
lmaooo lemme see
>>28860153
Boss, where is the sauce
>>28866568
From the top, pushed into the pubic bone, with a ruler.
>>28859073
First thing are you pressing your fat ass mound back there is dick there to they can feel so it might give you mor confidence second is that soft?
>tfw only 9.5 inches by 7 inches
Almost made it
>>28867560
Google "anon teacher" lad, he's a btard.
>>28867659
Thanks anon. She's not very pretty from the front
:(
>>28867891
it could be a different girl. he's a chad that did the asia tour.
>>28859445
>whites don't get to use that excuse like you do
Whites stereotypically have small dongs lad. What are you talking about?
>>28859852
That's pretty hot although it would be hotter if your mom complimented it.
Were you even hard, though? If not, maybe you're just a grower compared to your pops.
YOU ARE FAT
IF YOU ARE FAT LOSE WEIGHT AND YOUR DICK WILL LOOK BIGGER
NOT INCREDIBLY SO BUT A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT
>>28860153
>>28867929
nah it's the exact video, it's more disappointing that she's pretty awful at suckin dicks
here it is for anyone
pornhub /view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e0fa2125cc2
>>28859073
OP don't worry, I'm only 3 inches soft too. But I can still get my fuck on.
>>28859073
lose weight you fucking mongoloid
>>28860245
>all the Asians are at least half white
>>28860039
A small dick is better than a degenerate mental illness
