Hey femanons, describe your ideal boyfriend.
>>28855946
Why do you make these threads? They're particularly unoriginal, kys
Lurking this thread til I fit a description desu
No such man can exist.
My ideal bf is 2D and some kind of monster, not human.
If 3D monsters ever come to exist or aliens come to earth I'd consider dating one if we got along though.
Chad Thundercock
Im a girl btw
>over 6ft
>muscular
>at least a 7 inch cock
>would like him to be a person of color but it's not overly important
>exists
original comment
>>28857017
Well I do in fact exist what now?
Married to me, rich and very dead.
I stoped caring about having loving relationship with a man.
It just not possible the way they are created and biologically hardwired- so money is the most I can see as "positive" outcome in dating guys. All rest is just asking for being used or heartbroken.
>inb4 bet you only dated chads, not innocent nice robots as myself
Dont fool yourself.
>at least 6'4
>makes $100,000 a year or (preferably) more
>ripped
>10 inch cock
>white
>famous
>>28857184
>abuse him
>he splits
>'I was used'
>>28857184
Have you not dated chads then?
>>28855946
Why do you make questions for things you already know the answer? kys
>>28857207
Nope, not a single one, unless you go with "every man who talked to people/ had sex with a woman is a chad".
>>28857184
There is no such thing as a nice robot. All robots are weird manipulative passive aggressive assholes.
>>28857202
>implying
those projections are really cute
women can't be robots, just fuck off go ride the cock carousel until your late 20s - early 30s then go marry a beta provider. what the FUCK are you doing here?
>>28857238
That is the very definition of Chad. Robits don't get sex.
>>28857238
Alt hipster pseudo nerd chad is still chad
>>28857245
True, and I'm a super-robot
>>28857184
Did Chad cheat on you or what?
>>28855946
hey b0yzz!!1 femanooooon here!!! hahahaha woah settle down guys I'm just a gal lookin to have FUN (seriously tho ewwwww stay away you creeps)
hmmmm... ideal boyfriend?? well of course he HAS to be black, I mean the reason is obvious am I right fellow femanons~? teehee
but yeah you know, big money, big dick and of course a nice chiseled face, my BOY don't need much more than that except being 6'3" MINIMUM.
oh also he has to be "confident" or whatever it is LOLLL
>>28857257
I'd rather save my v-card and marry the alpha-provider that doesn't settle for used goods.
>>28857268
Didnt have those too.
>>28857262
Robots dont but there is usually various middlegrounds between chad and robot, isnt there? What about guys who get hookers? They have sex but no one would call them respectable members of the society.
Guys I dated were usually below average looking (manlet, balding, overweight, not attractive faces), always broke and working below minimum wage jobs (so I was paying for stuff when eating out etc), one had serious health issues.
They werent complete spergs socially, so if you count this as being chad, feel free to do so.
>>28857301
No, i just seem the light of truth.
>>28857354
>Be a whore who fucks multiple men
>Can't find a quality man as a result
>Doesn't take responsibility, blames others
You're quite the piece of work.
>>28857327
No such thing, cunt.
>>28857327
Why would the alpha want you? Are you young and good looking?
>>28857396
>quality man
Implying those exist
Seen enough to know they dont
>>28857416
You're a low level roastie whore who admittedly has only gotten scrubs. What do you know.
>>28857430
You know people gain knowledge from experience of other people, on top of their own?
I have enough examples to know its just not favorable to go into relationship with a guy.
>>28857184
See, this is what happens when you're attracted to assholes.
>>28857401
So alphas marry staceys that have been with more than 50 men?
>>28857453
Well I would pity you for feeling that way if you didn't put yourself in position.
>>28857453
>I have enough examples to know it's just not favorable to go into a relationship with a guy
Funny, I could say the same thing about women.
David, the guy Phoebe dated in the first season of "Friends". The scientist one...I watch Friends too much.
>>28857315
it's funny because you people actually believe that this what women are like
>filipino
That's all. Don't ask why.
I won't be a femanon for much longer but anyway here's the ideal bf.
>don't rly care about height
>thin, not too muscular
>white or east Asian
>delicate/pretty face
>well groomed
>dresses nicely
>has a neat bedroom
>appreciates nature
>reads books
>shares a hobby with me
>has pets of any kind
>>28857511
OMG, ME TOO
I TOTES WATCH FRIENDS SOOOO MUCH ON NETFLIX, RIGHT??? NETFLIX IS SOOOO GOOD
OMG DO YOU WATCH BOBS BURGERS?????// DO YOU WATCH XFILES? THEY'RE LIKE TOTES AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HAHAHA BYE FRIENDS FAN
>>28857538
because it's the most powerful race in the world.
>>28857538
M A N I L A
Modern women are more like
>Witty retordt
>half do always lowercase "i" for some reason, other half are perfect spellers
>Le dry "humour" that isn't funny to anyone with an inch of actual sense of humour
>bitter sense of superiority
>>28857453
>low level roastie
So do you deny this? Or are you really some kind of degenerate or slut?
>>28857600
>>low level roastie
I fucking love this phrase
May I use it?
>>28857163
that's an excellent questioni don't have an answer because i didn't expect to get this far
>>28857546
hm, I'm all but 2 of those (obvs dont know about the hobby one)
Do you consider your standards to be high or what? How do they compare to other grills?
>>28857546
You want fags.
>>28857617
Sure, I just did. Pretty sure it's not copyrighted. Low level roasties never get an upgrade.
>>28857464
You don't deserve an alpha you ugly woman. If you're on fucking r9k of all places you should know your place at the totem pole. Just settle for an ugly beta provider then divorce him. Your "Chad" and "ideal bf" will only care enough about you for one night. His harem is already set, you would only be one small part of it.
>>28857600
I had sex with 3 people, all of them far from being chad. You are free to put me in any box you want.
I am not 10/10 qt, so that alone puts me into "low level" ranks
>>28857478
I dont have any problem with that
>>28857668
What?
>>28857654
I have no idea, I don't really talk to other girls
30-40, well educated, employed, not bald and not too ugly
>>28857706
>Be whore
>Can't get a good man
Surely that's a coincidence
>>28857682
I thought female privilege meant you could get a bf at least four points more attractive than you. I've seen pictures posted here of deformed women saying things like "just celebrated our anniversary :)" on instagram with their decent-looking bfs and everyone claiming women can't be lonely because of it.
>>28855946
>Is hot
>Is female
>>28857744
The "women" who post on chans deserve a literal 5/10 man, at best, because these fat gross roasties are no more than 3 out of 10.
>>28857744
If all those men pumped and dumped you then does that mean you're even lower than deformed girls?
Holy shit, this is the life of a low-level roastie.
>>28857729
>anyone who had sex is a whore
Funny thing how being way bigger of a whore is never problem for 10/10 qts. Most of women put on pedestal here, on r9k, are very sexually active. Wonder why is that...
>>28857779
Or a 7/10 man with a fat fetish, seeing as we plenty of "boyfriend tag" videos proving that they exist.
>>28857796
>Roasties are put on pedestals
By who? Failed/wannabe normalfag redditors?
As for you, you're obviously not very cute, or charming or feminine, the least you could have done is not be a slut, and you couldn't even manage that. I mean, what do you even have going for you? You think its a coincidence that the only men who've gone after you are trash?
I'll give you a hintYou're trash
>>28856053
>i hunger for bbc look how progressive and accepting i am
>>28857779
I'm a 5/10 and I take umbrage with that.
>>28857919
>caring about it
Fucking so tired about normalfags
>>28857522
A proportion of women are like this. Either agree, or lie.
>>28855946
>white
>not a manlet
>fit or just not too thin or fat
>can have a beard
>dark hair
>deep voice
>decently dressed
>has a hobby (can be vidya)
>polite
>not a whiny bitch
>can be shy
>loves me
>implying such a person would ever want me
>>28855946
>Good looking face
>muscle - huge biceps and broad shoulders are necessary requirements
>smart
>succesful career/ in a secure careerfield
>plays video games and watches anime (and will do this with me)
>likes to cuddle
I already have found one who fulfills all the requirements and we're getting married in 4 weeks
>Intelligent
>Virgin like me
>Conservative/traditional
>20+
>5'11+ (I'm tall)
>average to strongfat build
>dominant
>>28857919
>falling for b8
newfag
>>28857919
> Insecure white beta bitch replies to bait.
>>28857878
>all those people on r9k arent true!
>they are all reddit failed normies!
Keep telling yourself that.
>>28857930
Roasties always overestimate their own looks
You're 3-4/10 at best
>>28857878
>what do you even has going for you?
Lots of stuff but nothing men care for.
>>28857990
Except they are, by definition. That's why there's a distinction between robot and failed normalfag. And keep blaming others for the fact that no one but losers want you, whore.
>6'0+
>Nordic/Dutch/German/Welsh/English OR Korean
>skeleton
>bony hands
>unique nose
>pale
>light eyes
>NEET or works with something interesting
>interested in art and architecture
>plays some sort of vidya
>not a sjw but not a /pol/tard either
>Has some sort of interesting mental illness
>VIRGIN, I won't date used goods
>obsessive
>into conspiracies and spooky things
>will give me hickeys
>will do drugs with me
>willing to just lay around all day together
>>28858041
Yeah like what? You write feminist articles for jezebel?
>>28858062
I know this post is bait, but men can't be used goods.
>>28858070
>all this projecting
You seem awfully fixed on making sure I am trash but whatever makes your day better.
>>28858153
Clearly you are since only deadbeat trash wants you
>>28858144
I think she's serious. I've seen similar requirements in /soc/'s ideal bf/gf threads
I've never had a bf before,err..or held hands..or kissed anyone...but if he were ideal.. he would be..
>6'3
>White
>Cute face
>#964B00 hex triplet shade of hair
>Born in the deep south but migrated to the north but still holds traditional sourthern values despite northen degenerate influence
>American/English accent
>Will read me Red Fish Blue Fish once every fortnight
>Fairly /lit/
>Skinny
>Dresses hipster tier but not like the pretentious ones or those ones that look like they're homeless
>Will discuss 18th century philosophy with me
>Prefers Vietnamese food to Chinese
>No or little friends except he's confident when need be
>Finds all females repulsive except for myself
>Understands my low self esteem and will hold me when I'm upset
>Uni degree
>Dig Bick
He doesn't exist...
>>28858041
>Lots of stuff but nothing men care for.
Like what?
>>28858001
I probably should have been clearer. I'm a 5/10 guy, and take umbrage because if I did decide to date again, I could sure as fuck do better than some busted-ass 3/10 fembot.
>>28857955
As someone who fits the first 11 of those criteria, I'll tell you that you have to make yourself worth loving first.
>>28858193
>Check out this noodle-slurping faggot!
Just get the sweet & sour chicken, you pussy
>>28857955
>white
yup
>not a manlet
6'2
>fit or just not too thin or fat
thin, not sure if too thin for you, though
>can have a beard
shitty beard so yeah no
>dark hair
dark as fuck
>deep voice
deep as your cunt
>decently dressed
why yes i do dress decently
>has a hobby (can be vidya)
again yes, among other things
>polite
sure
>not a whiny bitch
what do you mean exactly?
>can be shy
well i believe i might have mild assburgers so there's that
>loves me
ha, ha, ha well for starters that shit doesn't happen as fast as you may think i believe it's something that develops with time
also im pretty much a self centered asshole so i doubt i'll care enough to "love you"
besides it's not like i'll ever met you or that you're an actual girl
Tl;Dr yeah no, keep dreaming m8
>>28856053
Fuck off night rider
>>28858062
give me drugs please
>>28858242
Ah, sorry, buddy. I can't tell who's who anymore
This place has been overrun with the roastbeef menace recently
>>28858242
>>28858251
Yeah I know, love comes with time and I don't like to rush things. I doubt I have a lot to offer, though so I can dream forever.
So few women actually make the cut for fembot. So the only ones who typically find "acceptance" here are cute and nice. Otherwise they're a roastie with a feminist blog who just comes here to hang out.
>>28858268
No problemo.
But yeah, it sucks when people actually take 4chan seriously. Which is the fucking height of ludicrous stupidity.
>>28858316
To be fair, if any of us had a lot to offer we probably wouldn't be here.
>>28858202
>fluent in three languages and learn more
> 1st place in every class in university (with male majority, if you want to go "bet its womyn studies)
>almost all my money is from scholarships for various achievements and I am quite good with own finances
>already working in ngo field, have option for steady and relatively well payed work after uni
>volunteer a lot
>decent knowledge in most topics from literature to politics and able to show it
>love debates, presentations and doing various shows
>had people randomly come to me after speech/presentation and congratulate on how good it was (something I know doesnt happen often here)
>usually first person my friends ask for help and always happy to do it
>actually good in painting and cooking
I am quite okay with where I am today.
>>28858316
>>28858379
>implying some people don't come here for shits n giggles
but yeah desu it's not like anyone has a lot to offer, although i'd say it's a matter of tastes
>>28858410
Fucking get out already. The only reason you're here and not having sex right now is because you're standards are too high. WOMEN CAN'T BE INCEL
>>28858410
I guess if you're a whore none of that really matters
>>28858320
Can you point them out
>>28858410
What are your top 3 favourite books?
>>28858444
trips of fucken truth
>>28858454
Point out the ones who make it as robots? You wouldn't even know because they rarely state their gender, they haven't banged 3 dudes, and they have real problems.
>>28858410
Half of your things don't mean shit and the rest is standard for any decent university student
>>28858456
>having three favorite books
Come on, thats just wrong.
But if i was to give three i enjoy many times over: izaak babel odessa tales, bruno schultz cinnamon shops and I guess master and margarita if you want to go with more "popular options".
>>28858518
Are you slavic?
Top 3 films?
>>28858505
I mean the ones in this thread.
>>28858568
Yes.
Most by federico fellini, tarkovsky andrey rublyov, amadeus/cabaret (dont have fav 3 either)
>>28858618
That makes sense, guys dont like nonwhite girls
>>28858630
Glad my country didnt die out in one generation because of that.
>>28855946
>height dose not matter
>not super fat, but not thin either, muscles are a +
>white or mixed race
>well groomed
>does not browse 4chan or very little
>can learn to love me but isn't infatuated
>can tolerate my frequent emotional breakdowns
>will not give me a pass for being a cunt
>isn't a weeb, racist or robot
>makes me a better person
>>28857989
>bbc thirsty daddy issues whore replies to bait
>>28858651
You know all your supposed accomplishments are alot less impressive if you're in slavland
>>28858681
A lot of things are less impressive in slavland, life included.
>>28857184
>be attracted to assholes
>pissed when assholes are assholes
>>28858704
Want to be my gf? Are you cute?
>>28858618
Interesting top 3s. Your film taste is lacking though t b h
Wanna watch films with me?send me your skype to [email protected]
>tfw height is included in every post
>>28858584
Oh, well there might not be any here at the moment for all I know, but I saw a thread recently that restored my hope for fembots. They had greentexted some jaw-droppingly serious problems and I wish I had saved a link to it or something. Autism and psychosis, physically and sexually abused, deformed features, that kind of thing. A few of them seemed to have issues that actually are on the same level is a man's problems.
>>28858742
thirsty nigger what is this fucken soc?
>>28858763
It's not often I see a girl with decent taste and I live thousands of miles away from her so nothing will come of it
>>28858737
I'm not cute.
>>28858742
I dont watch films in online company, you might have more luck on soc
>>28858784
That's not a girl you gullible newfriend
>>28858798
Worth a try t b h
>>28858751
Don't worry, it's the ideal bf and we all know it can't happen.
>>28858410
What the hell are you doing on this board?
>>28858831
She wants attention, typical roastie.
>>28858831
Troubled childhood, bad experience with opposite sex, low self-esteem: nothing too special for this place.
>>28858886
A low level roastie at that. If they're going to be an attention seeker, they should at least be cute and not too used up.
>taller than me, doesn't matter much though imo
>cute hair
>willing to make me a housewaifu
>white/maybe asian
>will watch anime/do things with me
>will smoke weed with me
>can tolerate a complete emotional breakdown a few times a year
>has a penis
>>28857184
I'm so sorry this keeps happening to you femanon.
>>28858946
i meet all of these requirements. in fact, im being tall, having cute hair, smoking weed and watching anime RIGHT NOW. No lie!
>>28857245
ikr? what a terrible place. better leave now so these robot losers wont bother you anymore.
>>28858982
Sexyoriginal comment
>>28859000
how does the guy on the left look like now.
>at my best friends house
>got drunk
>decided it would be a good idea to try and talk to people
>start a convo with a couple of girls
>at some point they start talking about their ideal man
>"I'm fucking tired of the spineless, girly men that have been appearing later."
>"I just want a strong man who makes me feel safe, who looks like a fucking man and isn't a soft-spoken faggot. "
>"Half of the men in here are cowards, they have to try and make up some dumb excuse to come talk to us, unlike you anon, you're pretty direct and I like that."
It was an interesting and enlightening conversation. It seems women are attracted to confident men more than anything. Any femanons care elaborate on this train of thought? Is my observation correct or were they just fucking with me?
For the record both of these women were 25 years old.
I only ever had one boyfriend but we were both like 11 years old lol. But I really would like one, I kinda obsess about the idea sometimes. I find myself attracted to quiet guys who look kinda angry or pissed off or like they think they're better than everyone around them. Don't know why but I find it hot when I think a guy has a lot of anger built up inside him and when he looks at me in a way that makes me think he is able to "let out" that anger on me by fucking me senseless. But he has to be sensitive too, and in private we would be two goofy weirdos making each other laugh and stuff.
>>28859055
You're so cute, and I'm so ugly.
>>28859029
Looks like he cleaned up pretty good.
>>28859055
Why do women have such deeply nuanced standards for the men they want. I'm not criticizing it, I don't give a fuck. I genuinely want to know.
Men just want good looks and some hips. Its like every women has some kind of perso-socio fetish of some kind. The artistic chad, the creepy chad, the angry chad etc
>cant be a manlet (so over 6 4)
>cant be a dicklet (so over 8 inches
>cant be middle class or less (so over 1m/year income)
That's about it
>>28859137
>Men just want good looks and some hips.
Speak for yourself retarded virgin.
>>28859137
We all have types. She had this one guy. I'm guessing she uses that as her model for a potential mate. In reality, angry quiet guy would probably abuse the fuck out of her.
>>28859137
Usually when I post in these threads I have a specific person in mind so I try to describe him .
>>28859164
> roastie cosplaying as a robot to contradict an uncomfortable truth
>>28858062
you described me. :D:D:D!!
>>28859221
lol ya. What a poser.
>>28859000
What is that pic trying to say? Obviously people who are attractive get treated better. I know this has been probably said before. The other guy is not even ugly. Just needs to lose some weight and do something about that acne. He could tidy up his hair also.
>>28859204
right but how did you develop this attraction? hypothetically, would you fuck a chad 9000 android if it was developed?
>>28859261
I kinda dig those soulles eyes, who is this chick?
>>28859261
could someone just give this backwards bitch her own avatar already?
Black hair, tall, fit to an extent, religious, intellectual, likes armpits, not a family man but not alone, has friends, has ambition, not a jealous fuckhead, allows me to pick his clothing.
>>28859355
> religious
back to /pol with you.
>>28859355
> not a jealous fuckhead
> will let me shame him into a cuck
>>28859325
I'm what you guys call a newfag. So what am I doing something wrong with regards to 4chan etiquette? And I don't any pepes to post unfortunately. So be a sweet little anon and help start my pepe collection. And what are the odds of denial lovato posting on this board? You never know anon, maybe she'll write a song about you guys.
>>28859293
Usually because I'm attracted to people who can teach me things, and then they end up looking more physically attractive etc...
I wouldn't bang an android because I'd rather be with someone who isn't programmed to be attracted to me.
>>28859533
Hi normie! So why do normies cosplay as celebrities in their shiny avatar signature sets? Why do they like emotes so much? Why do they try to convey fake excitement and interest using exclamation marks? Why do they think smug faces enhance their arguments? So many questions so little time.
>>28859626
> wouldn't bang a sex bot 9000000
the future looks bleak for women.
>>28859704
Are you dating mystery.jpg?
>>28855946
>>28855946
Pretty much i'd date anything that doesn't consider me a fuckable piece of meat.
>>28859719
No she doesn't browse here
>>28859738
How would you know that? YOU ARE DATING HER, LOL
>>28859724
w-wanna exchange skypes?
>>28859533
I have no idea what you talking about anon. I don't like chatting to you guys anymore. Why do most of you here have so much hatred?
>>28859738
And why would you delete your post?
lmao, how's mystery's pineapple pussy? Is it tight?
>>28859724
This.
so original
>>28859773
I know because my gf uses only reddit and Tumblr. Who would keep their 4chan use a secret from their partner if they knew they also used the site.
And my gf is black.
>>28859776
Knock this shit off, will ya? Why do you have to be so annoying? Lurk if you want to learn something.
>>28859776
oh no, its a normie memer.
>>28859799
I asked you if your gf is mystery, then you say she doesn't browse here and delete your post
VERY FISHY
What's going on, buddy?
>>28857186
>Shallow
>>28855946
>taller than me
>Good sense of humor
>hard worker
>at least 4 years older than me
>No more than 12 years older
>>28859859
> taller than me
Just curious here. Why are you seeking to be subservient to another human being? Why are women servile?
>>28859775
> Believing a women's upfront list of standards
> Not know they always try to save face and not appear shallow
> Thinks he has a chance.
>>28857327
This only works sometimes. And generally not for really alpha guys. Good guys that value virginity tend to be the calm but above average men. The ones that work decent to good paying jobs, look good, work out a bit, and are confident when they should be. Don't mistake these men for alpha males though. They might be better overall but have higher standards and are less brutish.
>>28859911
I'm not sure, I just feel like a woman has her place and a man has his and that's how it should be.
Vital:
>english as a first language but not american
>tall, but in proportion. BMI between 20 and 25.
>stable job
>white
>likes traveling
>no hair gel, tattoos, piercings
>nice with children and animals
>well read
>exercises regularly (biking, skiing, running, swimming)
>affectionate but firm
Optional extras:
>independently wealthy (no salary, either running a business or old money)
>heavy, long, thick penis (9+ inches with a bulbous head)
>Blue eyes
>Dom/bull
>>28859938
Also:
>believing that women don't have contingency plans.
intelligent
rational
calm
witty
kind to animals
high moral standards
brave
protective
trustworthy
loyal
wants babies with me
.....
>>28858410
Can I gold-dig you?
>>28859954
So a women's place is beneath a man? And that's not subservient how?
>could easilt satisfy all these attributes
>but.. 5'7"
What's the point.
>>28858982
But do you have a penis?
tfw unoriginal
>>28859954
okay fair enough femanon. will you be willing to stay consistent and concede then that men should have more power and privilege. seeing as your future husband will have to bear the burden of risking his neck to protect you and the family with his superior physique, he should be allowed to have a say in related things like when and if you can go out and weather or not you can drive. seems fair yeah?
>>28860024
I like this list even if it's not original at all. Assuming you is real and relatable girl with substance in my eyes, I hope I'd stumble across someone like you at the right time someday finally. Oh well
>>28860133
To a certain extent yeah if the man is paying bills and taking care of shit doing what he should I dont see why not.
>>28860064
Yes I never said it wasn't.
>>28860215
was not aiming for originality but simply spoke honestly. thank you for the kind words stranger - wishing you all the good luck in life :)
>yfw there are literally no women in this thread, just men pretending to be women
>>28859055
How old are you? Kik me or email for a pic of me? I cant do it over the phone for some reason -.-
>>28860320
You don't know the half of it.
wtf that's original you bot filtering fucks.
>>28859137
Talk for yourself, for me you can be a super qt, but if you're an ass, i would probably give you a bang and then never see me again.
I just want someone to cuddle with while listening to radiohead.
Lesbian femanon, ideal girlfriend:
> would date me
> 20+
> can stand me being a failure
>qt3.14 that likes netflix and warhammer
>>28860396
Male anon here, I could pretend to be your girlfriend
Do you prefer warhammer or 40k?
>>28860287
welp yeah I suppose the same goes for me as far as my comment really. I'm predictable sometimes.
Thank you anon, femanon, whoever you really are. And good luck to you too, I absolutely mean that.
>>28860414
>warhammer or 40k?
40k was my go-to for a while - but right now I'm really enjoying total war: warhammer. How about you?
>>28857554
Kek
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>>28860469
I like both but I know alot more about 40k since it's the first of the universes I got in contact with
Dawn of War got me into it, currently looking at total warhammer to see if it's worth a buy
I'm kinda worried about their pre-order policy with the included chaos faction, I think stuff like that should be included for everyone
>>28860396
Have you played the other Total War games?
>>28860513
Yeah, that's kind of worrying but I've been really enjoying it so far.
They took a few liberties with the lore, but it was for the sake of game play/understandable.
In comparison to Rome II, it's made significant improvements, and each faction plays/feels different and has their own style.
28860553
>>28860396 (You)
Have you played the other Total War games?
A few: Shogun2, Medieval 2, Rome 2
>>28860439
femanon ...thank you very much :)
>>28858751
>tfw robots only want pale girls
>>28860596
>Yeah, that's kind of worrying but I've been really enjoying it so far.
That's good to hear I'm craving some strategy lately, can you show me some gameplay at your place? I just need to buy some girl's clothes and a wig or something
>>28856053
Kys desu senpai lmao
>>28860660
>girl's clothes and a wig or something
Are you particularly feminine?Hah.. Unfortunately I really love boobs.
>>28860632
I know that feel.
>robots stop talking to me as soon as I mention I'm not white
>>28860596
I remember the first game I ever got for PC was Empire: Total War, and from there I just went on to buy more games from the series. Warhammer looks fun but I can't help but be a little put off by it because of the fantasy setting as opposed to a history setting. Is it just as fun as the other Total War games?
>>28855946
this thread is giving me an anxiety attack
fuck im going to be alone forever
>>28860773
how the fuck do you like Empire you subhuman
>>28860717
>Are you particularly feminine?
I'm pretty sure I could pass as girl, I haven't tried though.
So yes, I have a pretty slender body with feminine features and delicate hands.
>Hah.. Unfortunately I really love boobs.
Me too, I have small ones though.
>>28860730
This
>date anon for 3 months
>mentions he always wanted a pale blue eyed elsa gf
>"it's okay! I think youre cute"
>a month later he stops talking me
>find out he cucked me with a white roastie
>>28860627
I see. assuming
that all checks out I'm curious what makes you a person that'd come here. Being interested in asking that though, I may as well just be interested in having a conversation with you then. whatever you feel like. cheers either way miss
>>28858946
One of the qualities I like about myself is that I'm stubborn to forgive people, unless it's obvious they don't feel bad about it. So if I an emotionally unstable gf (I won't get a gf at all) I will probably handle her mental breakdowns pretty well.
My ideal boyfriend(s) would fuck each other while I'm trying to sleep after a long day of work. I'm annoyed, but in the morning I give them knowing glances while they avoid my gaze.
They'll eventually marry women and have kids, and while I'll act civil in public I'll occasionally whisper in their ear."Uncle fucker."Because they're brothers. And also my brothers.Nothing wrong with a little family fun
>>28857184
>Implying robots don't think the same thing about girls
this will be the downfall of mankind man
>>28860799
I-it was fun.
It helped that at that point in time I was obsessed with European history.
>>28859261
>the other guy is not even ugly
ok dude stop the troll
>>28855946
Cancer threadDELET THIS[/spolier]
>>28860817
I've just learned to be upfront in the beginning with the fact that I'm not white.
>>28861011
>>28860817
>>28860730
>>28860632
Do you specifically look for white guys?
>>28856053
I fit all but muscular. I'm not anorexic but I'm no Schwarzenegger. Wanna meet up some time?
>>28860807
Well, drop skype. Who knows. At very least we can chat about warhammer.
>>28861205
No. Personally I'd rather date a guy who's Latino like me but any other race is fine too.
>>28860943
Okay you think is ugly. So name two things that make him ugly. Isn't it the acne and him being overweight? He has nice eyes though. Look I'm saying he's super attractive but he's as bad looking as people are implying. And also I'm not a troll and not a dude.
>>28860844
That's good, I know a lot of guys can't handle it. My ex wanted to break up with me every time I got even slightly depressed desu
>>28861305
I'm not saying saying he's super attractive but he's not as bad as people are implying. I just wanted to correct that sentence.
>>28860773
Honestly, It feels a lot more fleshed out than the other games in my opinion.
It does have some glaring balance issues right now, especially with Chaos but overall the different factions feel and play a lot different in comparison to the other games.It's really refreshing but, a lot of people disagree with me.
>>28861253
I don't have a skype right now contact me here[email protected]
I can create one later if you prefer that
>>28858946
oregon pls?
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>>28860894
But you wouldn't have sex with them yourself?
>>28861205
no im okay with any race
>>28861385
NopeMaine
>>28861352
Interesting. For now I think I'll hold off until I have more money to spare or the price drops, whichever comes first.
>>28861440
Goodness, that's just sick, anon!They can fondle me but I'm not interested in actually fucking them
What do you think I am, some kind of degenerate sicko?
>>28861449
w-we're both in portland at least maybe
>>28861507
>3-4 hours away
tfw living in the middle of nowhere
>doesn't ever want to leave house or be social
>weed and vidya
>hates texting/phone calls
>virgin or kinky sexual degenerate
>similar tastes in pop culture
>loves me despite raging physical deformities
>>28861500
>What do you think I am, some kind of degenerate sicko?
Yes, kind of, or at least I was hoping for it.
>>28861563
youre not a femanon. nice try, ladyboy but women cant stand the concept of social exclusion or anti-social degeneracy.
how big's your dick?
>>28861608
How big do you want it to be senpai?
>>28861205
I prefer nonwhite guys but the ones that like hipster music and don't hate memedelics seem to mainly go for white girls.
>>28861557
good luck out there qtpi
>>28861640
I'll take extra-large please
>>28861665
t-thanks, anon<3
>>28861500
Your obviously too "dont give a fuck, lets just fuck" to be a women but I'm still kind of hard.
>>28861709
fuck i forgot my meme. i'v ruined everything!
>>28861699
>tfw your metaphysical feminine dick cannot compete
I'm sorry to disappoint you like this anon, but I can never be enough for you. I know it's hard but you may have to move on.
>>28861797
what are your deformities senpai?
>5ft10- over 6ft
>not over weight
>someone who can make me laugh so much it hurts
>dicc size dosent matter
>JUST MAKE ME LAUGH
>>28857964
Fit all except I won't be in university until I'm 21.
I suck at breaking ice though.
>>28861896
Deformities are a stretch since I did it to myself but I lost a lot of weight and I have a ton of excess skin.
I have a picture on okcupid captioned "bird impressions" with my arm flaps visibly shown. Despite my upbeat attitude I never get messages that go beyond "drive 2 hours to my house and fuck me out in my car". I don't want to be a whore, so I just accept the fact that I'm undesirable.
>>28862105
Congratulations on the weight loss, anon. Have you considered surgery for the extra skin?
>>28862169
I've looked up prices before and overall I'm looking at close to $16,000. Also, because I have varicose veins nothing can be done to my legs, which in retrospect to everything else is the least important, but their still pretty bad.
I mean it's a dream. I've never had a point where I felt I fit into societies norm of attractiveness to it's nice to think their could be a point in my life where I could function normally on a social level because I actually believe I'm worthy of being seen out in public.
>>28858193
>>6'3
6'2"
>>White
Yes
>>Cute face
People say I look young but I think I'm intimidating because of Fight Club Narrator tier sunken eyes
>>#964B00 hex triplet shade of hair
Dirty blond
>>Born in the deep south but migrated to the north but still holds traditional sourthern values despite northen degenerate influence
Eastern Europe kek. I'm mostly traditional save for religious. Agnostic.
>>American/English accent
Slavcent my shit up
>>Will read me Red Fish Blue Fish once every fortnight
Could try
>>Fairly /lit/
Aspire to be. Read Notes from the Underground recently and done half of Childhood's End this week.
>>Skinny
Quite.
>>Dresses hipster tier but not like the pretentious ones or those ones that look like they're homeless
Guess I fail here. I dress whatever I feel comfortable in. Usually plain clothes, hoodies, plaid shirts and jeans.
>>Will discuss 18th century philosophy with me
I can try philosophy in general.
>>Prefers Vietnamese food to Chinese
Can't tell. Never tried either.
>>No or little friends except he's confident when need be
Only one from IRL I talk to, mostly net friends to play shit with.
>>Finds all females repulsive except for myself
Could be a problem. I don't need more than 1 girl but I don't interact in flirty ways with coworkers and strangers. I have no girl friends so that too.
>>Understands my low self esteem and will hold me when I'm upset
I know well about that problem. I don't care much for mine but I would be supportive.
>>Uni degree
Not yet
>>Dig Bick
Pretty sure mine is average or above. I trust in my ability despite being a virgin. Might have to spend some time before I last long but I can do foreplay.
>>28862105
can we see your arm flaps?
>>28859055
Can work with that. Elementary made me a vengeful man and I fit the book and desire. I would be repulsed if I got called Daddy though.
>tfw no qt pervert gf to play with my ass and make my cock throb
Feels bad
>>28859055
I used to be like this back when I was an edgy outcast in highschool and it did get at least one girl to notice me
Now I've chilled out too much
>>28858946
I have a feeling I know who this is
>>28862045
That's okay,by intelligent you don't have to be college educated. I'm 18 and starting this fall. When do you start?
