ITT: Normie things you actually enjoy
Video games. I fucking enjoy them.
>>28855355
Depends on what kind of games though, normie games are all those sport games very few here like
>>28855327
i watch sports
having sex with hookers, playing FIFA
I enjoy browsing 4chan.
>>28855421
>having sex with hookers
Me too. I feel like more people here should try it, it would make them happier.
>>28855327
listening to normie music. but i do it while fantasizing about living normie life that i'll never have.
>>28855433
>>28855421
can you share ?
I mean, never did it, and most are ugly or don't speak the language.
I kinda don't know if I would get hard n stuff, so can you tell me like pros and cons ?
>>28855327
going out drinking at a bar with a group of people
>>28855459
Where do you live? The ones I fuck don't speak my language either, but most speak some English so we understand each other fine. Find a good looking one, it's not that hard, either online or a red light district (I live 100 meters from one lel). I like Romanian whores the best, good work ethic.
Just make sure you're not too drunk and you'll get hard. The cons are I feel dirty afterwards, but that's nothing a good shower can't fix.
I have 250 hours on black ops 3
>>28855327
Game of thrones senpai
>>28855327
Modest mouse
Weed
Having a small group of friends with the same interests as me
Raves. I really enjoy going to drum an bass raves and just kinda chilling there. People who go there, despite being Chads and Stacies, are really chill. Plus the music is fun, and a lot of people offer me free weed.
>>28855327
Pic related.
picrelatedblox
>>28855654
do you go with friends ? do you talk to people there ?
NBA
my team (spurs) already got BTFO though
Drinking shitty macrobrews while watching football
I'd do it with just about anyone 2bh
>>28855671
Usually go alone. And usually don't really talk, except when someone sits next to me. Then I usually as them for a cigarette, and we talk a bit. As I said, people there really are chill
>>28855327
gay porn sex
>>28855327
> Everything
I don't have some weird robot pride, I don't like being a fucking autistic disgusting shit. I want to be normal. I'm not an elitist, being a robot isn't something to brag about it's a bad thing.
>>28855681
>being a spurdora
>>28855553
8000 hours on dota 2 here.
2ez4rtz
Collecting shoes and watching sport ball
>>28855550
don't you feel scared ?
do they fuck in a car ?
is it exciting to do it with a woman that does it all day long ?
are their pussy too loose ?
sry lots of questions, I might jump on it soon
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>>28855922
>scared
no why would I be
>car
never asked, some probably do
>exciting
not really, it's just about the release
>too loose
no, that's a meme
>>28855951
scared from STDs
and they must stink too, idk if I need the release, I think I just wanna feel adrenaline but with women
>>28856319
STDs are a meme lad
>stink
nope, they wash themselves, just don't get a cheap one that will fuck for heroine
drugs & mainstream rap like future & drake
>>28856437
>drake
kys lad
>>28855327
>Playig guitar
>Hanging out with friends
>Getting drunk
>Being happy
>Getting laid
>>28856437
dis dat real boi rite here, i reckon we'd get along well up in dat bando
I'm not american and I've only ever watched clips of talk show hosts on YouTube but it seems like conan is far, far funnier than any of them. Like Jimmy Kimmel just seems boring, Jimmy Fallon is an unfunny moron, but conan is actually very witty
Cute animals
>buys cod every year, just to shit on it every time I play
>like sports stats and history, don't actually like watching the games
>most music can make me bob my head and tap my feet
>GoT and WD, actually likes the shows better than the books/comics
hate redditors of course
>>28856506
it changes from time to time for me
used to be a big Kimmel fan but now i think he's in a kind of obnoxious dickhead - phase
Fallon i dont really mind, i know he's way over the top with his excitement but atleast he actually looks like he enjoys what he's doing.
Used to not care for Conan but recently the show has been consistently funny for months now, even with the comic shorts of him annoying his staff or the gaming videos, production value has really gone up
Corden i need to see more from to really have an opinion, hes mostly funny but he can be a bit too loud imo
Seth Meyers is a fake smiling asshole
>>28856639
fuck redditors so much, bunch of fucking over privileged white fucking week old crumbs and animal feces laden neck bearded piece of cunt muscle that has no fucking original thought or soul and is confined to a stupid herpes aids faggot hivemind. i'll fucking kill them all i swear!
>>28856600
>like sports stats and history, don't actually like watching the games
Unless you're legit autistic I don't see how that would make sense.
>>28856718
>the comic shorts of him annoying his staff
These are especially hilarious I think. Jordan Schlansky must be a character they invented, no one could be that obnoxious
>>28856750
From my understanding baseball is actually pretty boring to watch but most fans enjoy the statistical aspect of it
>>28856772
>>28856772
i dont know, he exaggerates his neuroticism and serial killer vibe to an extent for comedic value but i mainly think thats his real personality though
also i want to marry Sharon hardy
Listening to Jungle
>>28855370
Video games are a billion dollar industry. They have been normie stuff since the late 70s, at least.
>>28855327
getting to know new people and bonding with them. I also like travelling
>>28856801
So it's literally an autistic sport?
>>28855395
this:
I try to watch every baseball game and football game of my teams an I only go to /sp/ for the game threads.. been to a few nfl games and I love it, other than that I'm jerking off to anime and traps
[Spoiler] Overwatch [/spoiler]
