>begin to type out a meaningful post then remember nobody here gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you don't post at all and continue to refresh the page in hopes of something funny or clever getting posted but that obviously never happens because /r9k/ is shit so instead you decide to fap so you open up your favorite porn site but you've already fapped like four times today and you're kinda burnt out but fapping is the only thing that you have to look forward to in your sad, lonely existence as it provides you with a momentary high even if it leaves you feeling empty and miserable afterwards and when you realize this you suddenly relapse into existential crisis mode as it is late and these things happen often when you're exhausted but instead of being a smart person and choosing to go to sleep to fix your fucked up sleep pattern you begin questioning your life as a whole and where it's going and it makes you even more miserable so you begin to type out a meaningful post then remember nobody here gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you don't post at all and continue to refresh the page in hopes of something funny or clever getting posted but that obviously never happens because /r9k/ is shit so instead you decide to fap so you open up your favorite porn site but you've already fapped like four times today and you're kinda burnt out but fapping is the only thing that you have to look forward to in your sad, lonely existence as it provides you with a momentary high even if it leaves you feeling empty and miserable afterwards and when you realize this you suddenly relapse into existential crisis mode as it is late and these things happen often when you're exhausted but instead of being a smart person and choosing to go to sleep to fix your fucked up sleep pattern you begin questioning your life as a whole and where it's going and it makes you even more miserable so you begin to type
>look at greentexted post while scrolling down /r9k/ catalog and see a post complaining about how nobody on /r9k/ gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you click on it and it turns out to be a much bigger paragraph about a sad miserable life that lacks the inclusion of either women or dumb frog memes but rather includes a slow downward spiral into porn addiction and laziness that hits close to home and so you begin to type a response that somehow goes with the tone of the OP while conscious about the fact that youre probably ruining the bit but who gives a fuck because /r9k/ is shit
>look at greentexted reply of a greentexted post while scrolling down /r9k/ catalog and see a post complaining about how nobody on /r9k/ gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you click on it and it turns out to be a much bigger paragraph about a sad miserable life that lacks the inclusion of either women or dumb frog memes but rather includes a slow downward spiral into porn addiction and laziness that hits close to home and so you begin to type a response that somehow goes with the tone of the OP while conscious about the fact that youre probably ruining the bit but who gives a fuck because /r9k/ is shit
>start reading greentext OP and replies but can't be fucked with the wall of text so you begin to type a response expressing your disinterest in what has already been posted and explicitly stating you barely read anything in the thread. You realise this will probably irritate people but in the back of your mind you relish any opportunity to make someone's day worse, even if only slightly.
too long
didn't read
don't care
didn'treadblox
Hey everybody
I love you
I think you're all pretty neat-o
>>28853985
*NEET-o
>>28853985
fucking kill yourselfbub
i think if i ever met you guys in real life we would hate each other but i still feel a sense of camaraderie and kinship with you all because im horribly depressed and have immense difficulty fitting into normal civilized society
is this the leaked first chapter from tao lin's new book?
>>28853676
I read it.
I have no answer for you OP. If I did I would not be here.
>>28854487
I love you bruv but see
>>28854466
>>28853676
Do one little thing. Just thing. Get up tomorrow at the time you think you should get up at.
That's all you have to do. Just wake up and get out of bed when the alarm goes off. The rest of the day can be complete shit.
Surely you can do that one thing?
>>28854466
I will try,wolverine
>>28854572
>tfw you can't even get up at a good time
>tfw you give up on trying
>tfw you can't even do one thing to better yourself
I'm gonna look for some Chad/Stacey shit and go to bed at 5pm again.
>>28853676
You know what you need? Paragraphs and proper formatting.
>>28854627
Stay up as late as you want. I know the demons come calling loudly if you try to go to be bed early. I have to stay up until I nearly pass out to keep them at bay.
Getting out of bed is difficult, but all you have to do afterwards is sit here and shitpost. And drink strong coffee if you prefer.
