Okay robots lets sort this.
Alpha white guy = Chad
Alpha Black guy = Tyrone
Alpha white girl = Stacey
Alpha Black girl = ?
Alpha Asian guy = ?
Alpha Asian girl = ?
Alpha Latino/a = ?
Alpha Indian? - kek who am I kidding.
Fill in the blanks robots.
>>28853591
Ryosuke is probably the equivalent of Chad.
girls can't be alpha
Hung Low
Big Dong
>>28853591
Alpha Latino = Carlos
Alpha Latino = Marta?
>>28853591
It's Chang, we've been over this a thousand times.
>>28853591
>Alpha Indian?
Hung Like Horse
Indian as in feather, not curry
>>28853678
hahah
I was referring to curry though.
>>28853591
>Alpha Indian? - kek who am I kidding.
Top kek, that reminded me when I saw some Indian guy in a restuarant with an fob chinese girl, they hardly spoke at all and then this chinese waiter talked to the girl for 10 mins, laughing and smiling while the indian guy just stared at his food. Also he kept staring at my gf.
>>28853723
Why are Indians so thirsty?
>>28853591
Asian man
>>28853661
Latino man should be Diego (Juan and Carlos things like that are lowclass)
Black Girl? Naomi
>>28853653
No Carlos is cuck tier desu.
>>28853723
alpha enough for you? they're married
tyrones not alpha, tyrones a random nigger, niggers arent alpha, you cant be stupid and be alpha
3 kinds of smart: emotionally smart, intellectually smart, physically smart
niggers are of but one category, even the top niggers
>>28853774
thats intellectually smart, only one piece.
if you consider him alpha youre a fucking dumbass
>>28853774
>white girl gold digging a submissive, easy manipulative rich indian
"No"
>>28853591
looks a character from sleeping dogs
>>28853591
Alpha Black Girl = Lana Longlegs
Alpha Asian Guy = Chang Thunderwang
Alpha Asian Girl (FOB) = Kimiko Thunderho
Alpha Latino guy = Enrique Goodlay
Alpha Indian = Rajuu Pooinloo
>>28853591
>Alpha black girl
>Alpha asian girl
>Alpha latina
>Alpha indian
>>28853784
>>28853795
Damn. That's some top-tier autism logic you got there, edgelord.
>>28853591
Alpha Asian guy = Chang
>>28853723
>>28853591
>>Alpha Indian? - kek who am I kidding.
>implying
>>28853802
>Alpha Black Girl = Lana Longlegs
it should be something to do with her butt
>>28853838
does that look reddit to you
>>28853798
now explain this one with bullshit assumptions so your ugly virgin ass can sleep easy tonight knowing there are indians you're racist against that are fucking hot white girls while you fuck an anime pillow
>>28853767
Yes, Carlos is shit tier.
Something like Angel (ahn-hel) is an alpha latino name. I feel like he would get bitches all day.
>>28853859
>hypertrophying your limbs to balloon animal size
>alpha
Pick one, /fit/cel.
>>28853838
it makes sense quit worshipping every man that comes your way that lifts weights
youll have low expectations and be a nigger lover
>>28853591
>Alpha Indian? - kek who am I kidding.
They sometimes exist
>>28853900
What? You're retarded and 'tistic if you think women like weight-lifters.
That's just a meme, you dip.
>>28853887
indians can be alpha they just usually arent
wheres elon musk indian version and nto some corrupt bastard
>>28853897
Are these guys on gear?
>>28853913
are you a women nigger?
>>28853915
gear is good, if youre extra fat or skinny your eprobably lacking in testosterone
if you cry a lot or are sad or depressed and dont want to fuck, thats another sign
stress hormone cotrisol turns test into estrogen, just dont be a nigger when youre done
>tfw "white" (english/irish/german with some italian, spaniard, and native american ancestry so maybe I look a little off)
>tfw a black girl told me I look Indian
;_;
>>28853897
I never understood the far right guy in this pic, wouldn't that dude slay bitches realistically?
Middle bottom also probably does ok too
>>28853909
He's a 5'10 turbomanlet, i.e. not alpha.
>>28853915
Nope, that's the saddest part. Spending years and years to look like the fucking michelin man, can you imagine?
>>28853931
No, I'm just not underage.
Being intelligent is not a prerequisite for being Chad.
>>28853944
Post pic plsfuk off robot
>>28853887
>all this salt
Indians are the most beta race in existence, you got cucked by mughals, muslims, then the british conquered them and made them kill each other for the white man. Now go and post couples you find online because you will never get any
> Alpha Latina
I like Esmeralda, or Esperanza
I always thought those names were really sexy.
>>28853958
Look at his disgusting fucking chin and face.
What do you think?
>>28853958
liftings good, get fit
make it a random autistic hobby. it gives you somethign to be normal by
http://bookzz.org/book/978683/cef99f
>>28853974
I seriously think he gets major pussy, definitely more than you.
Probably gets 8/10 to 9/10 pussy on the regular, not joking
Bottom middle gets 7/10s easy (assuming no autism)
>>28853959
thats your victim mindset going in, chads not alpha
chads a thing but hes not alpha, chads always a dumbass hes an unconscious dumbass
but he is socially smart and physically
>>28853974
If they all grew big beards, their attractiveness would go up immensely.
>>28853978
Lifting is for absolute retards. The physique that women find attractive takes maybe a couple months to achieve.
>>28853990
Are you the guy in the pic? How's virginity treating you, bud?
>>28853968
but i've already fucked 2 white girls, a latina and an asian
>>28853959
Does it matter how tall he is? 5'10 is good for an Indian anyway.
Girls are crazy about him because of his looks.
>>28854022
lol, racist virgin btfo
Bro you need help with the ladies? We'll give you a few pointers. Just be confident, chicks dig that shit.
>>28854014
If you're using that pic to demotivate you from lifting, I feel bad for you anon
By the way I cropped the far right guy and asked my sis if she thought he was attractive, she said he was handsome but a bit too muscular for her taste, but still hot
So there ya go
>>28853968
>tfw this is true
>all south asian shitskins (pakis, indians, some arabs, bangladeshis etc) operated on an arrianged marriage beta mating system.
>marriages were decided on the basis of how much wealth or land one possessed with no regard to attraction or physical attributes
>manlet betas fucked like bunnies and gave rise to entire generations of more betas until these nu males with shitty genes formed an enitre race
>tfw indian
been thinking about killing myself every single day since i was 14. If there was a God, why would he make anybody suffer like this.
>>28854035
>>28854002
Alright. Whatever you say man.
>>28854035
Sean eyemogs tf out of everyone in that pic. Damn, he's fucking perfection.
I thought alpha white girls were like nice well mannered 10/10 beautiful well educated girls that billionaires have to go through matchmaking services to date and Stacies were just single mom intolerable IQ 85 normie tier girls with nice fat butts.
>>28854014
do one arm pushups, thats the perfect physique
and one leg squats, that book does step by step and you dont have to leave your room. like 10 minutes a day and in 6 months you do one arm pushups
youre strong, look good and it takes no time at all
you can even be a neet you weak fuck read it
>>28854025
He reminds me of jeff goldbloom for some reason
>>28854071
Pat the nes punk
>>28854049
She's lying to you T B H.
Furthermore, your sis's opinion is a sentiment held by many women; lifters are grotesque mang.
I'm not 'lifting' because it's pointless.
LMS
>>28854067
uno comentario original
>>28853591
Sha'Dynamite Bombpussy
Chang Long Wang
???
Pepe Grandepene
>>28854068
Hey, /fit/brah, how long does it take to achieve a body like the one in pic related? 3 months? 4 tops?
>>28854085
Yeah but you were arguing that the guy is unattractive. I'm saying he's not, I'd kill for his looks
>>28853591
Ikemen but its for elevens.
>>28854130
Probably a good year given that you're already on the right amount ot body weight %
>>28854130
depends where youre at and how much you eat,
with steroid probably so long as you arent too fat
roids are on ten week cycles so id say yes
btw thats how your body looks when you can do one arm pushups and one leg squats so long as you arent engendered to be skinny
>>28854130
you need broad shoulders and genetics
>>28854183
shoulders are everything. I have very narrow shoulders and basically demotivates me from ever hitting the gym
>>28853875
Lana Longbutt?
>>28854157
That's because you're too stupid to understand aesthetics. The guy has a fucked up maxilla, and that compromises the entire bone structure of his face.
He should fix it.
>>28854183
Cool. I have all that and i have the physique to boot. Took me no less than 4 months and women tell me they prefer my body type over "overly muscular guys" who look like "clowns".
>>28854215
Shaniqua Thunderbooty
>>28854190
Hop on test and HGH pronto.
>>28854022
>>28854034
Time to stop posting
>>28854236
I'm 22 years old dude, what's that gonna do I'm done growing
My test levels are just fine, I have my balding head and daily strong erections as evidence
>>28853802
>>28853802
>Alpha Indian = Rajuu Pooinloo
fucking lost it
>>28854263
The growth plates in your clavicles are the last to seal.
Besides, balding is a sign of high DHT and high DHT usually means low free androgens. Androgens play a vital role in the sealing of your growth plates so if you have low androgens, you're not done growing.
Go cut your bf% to single digits, cut estrogen out of your diet to lower DHT, take some test and HGH then hop on an AI. You got this, son.
>>28854315
>*aromatase inhibitor
Forgot I'm not on SH hehe.
>>28854263
PS breh, you keep growing as long as your body is producing HGH (so until death) and your growth plates don't seal.
>>28854315
I think I should probably check with my doc if my plates are closed before doing any of that. I stopped growing at 15 years old
Alpha Latino-Alejandro
>>28853591
Niggers smell like puke shit
>>28854229
Black alpha females aren't named Shaniqua
>>28854462
I'd describe it as more of a curdled blood smell.
>>28853875
Brianna Booty.
>>28854496
Keisha Thundercheeks
>>28854559
The only correct answer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_4pf8BSQw
>>28853625
I like these ones.
Everyone knows Asians are only good for their funny joke names.
>>28854580
nice
blackblox
>>28853591
you will never have test levels that high
>>28853591
Juan SalsaCock
Eternal poo jew
>>28853591
Literally most girls are stacies today, we need a new term for alpha stacies.
>>28853591
>Alpha Asian guy
Genghis
>>28855663
This x1000
Hearty kek, thanks anon
>>28853591
Alpha Black girl = Jasmine
Alpha Asian guy = Vince
Alpha Asian girl = Tiffany
honestly, it's not that hard, guys.
>>28855872
>english names
Uhhh
Chinese here. What asian are we talking about? He cucked western born asian or he true to its land asian?
If its cucked western born asian just go by jason or albert
>>28853591
>Alpha Black girl = Kisha
>Alpha Asian guy = Ryu
>Alpha Asian girl = ?
>Alpha Latino/a = Juan/Juanita
>Alpha Indian? - Khan
Alpha latino:legendary Don juan or Cristian desu
>>28853944
You prob part african recently and your senpai ignores that part
Regardless of how you look most people have african in them. Just a random factoid
>>28856489
Actually I did 23andme and there wasn't any African in me. There was a very tiny bit of Mongolian. Probably from Khan-related rape?
>>28856303
>Khan
Khans aren't exactly Indians. They're Muslims from Central Asia or Pashtuns, who aren't your typical South Asian type.
>>28853767
carlos will ruin your shit faggot.
>>28853653
Alpha Lation = Miguel
Alpha Latino = Federico
Santiago
Tiago
Emiliano
Esteban
>>28854119
Pepe grandepene is great
>>28853915
whats gear?
>>28853859
Ow my bussy
>>28854451
>implying
source: thats my name
>>28853944
Victor ?
Originuloder
>>28853591
>alpha latino
that's kevin or esteban
>>28853897
>/fit/cel
ehueahua
Fukiyama Five Inches
>alpha slav
vladimir eatsbabiesalivesky
see, eating babies alive is alpha for russians because normally the pigs get to them first
>>28853653
Rico would be Chad tier
>>28859435
seconding this ese
>>28853968
lol white boy getting upset
>>28853591
>alpha
>girl
Fuck off reddit
all pajeets are ugly
Don't forget chad's brother chip
>>28855202
thank you for using this
>>28853591
It's Wu
It will always be Wu
Chang is too popular
>Alpha Black girl = Tiesha
>Alpha Asian guy = Wu
>Alpha Asian girl = Ling
>Alpha Latino = Diego
>Alpha Latina = Gabriella
>>28853944
I'm mixed black white and Native American and people ask if I'm Indian sometimes too.
>>28853774
Oh god he's so fucking ugly like every other indian BASTARD. Why are indians so fucking disgusting?
