No. It doesn't get better.
>tfw mom and dad call you up from the basement for a surprise party
>tfw you stayed at home a few years too long
>tfw you are lonely, but you will be fucked later in the evening
rich, but socially inept
poor and no future to look forward to
>>28852580
Is sarah one of those people that used to be a guy and then tried to become a female?
>tfw there are mere hours between you and an hero
>>28852612
damn she's cute
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>>28852580
Serious question, what is the normie procedure for birthdays, especially post-high school?
If you live with your parents after high school are you supposed to get loaded with your boys on your birthday or what?
I was laughing at the pics and then I realized I was older than all of these people
there is no acceptable solution. it's best to never mention your birthday to anyone and hope for the best.
it never ever gets better
stay in your bedroom. going out exposes you to ridicule.
>>28852580
I fucking love androgynous pixies
>>28852801
maybe you should look up terri vandoll
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>>28852759
whats up with sad old guys and steak n shake
no idea... no idea
>>28852580
it does though, if you wait long enough, put in just a bit of effort and aren't a tranny
>>28852936
It's like an old diner and the four dollar meal is fucking amazing
I spent my 20th birthday alone. it's different, though. I didn't have a party. I went and treated myself to waffles at this really nice homey place down the street. went to work. went to therapy. came home and played games and watched a movie. my family with my parents ate cake in honor in some way. brought me a slice the day after.
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>>28852612
These scream more "low key family birthday" rather than "I have to have a shitty birthday party with my parents because I am lonely and have no friends"
>>28852612
what a fucking normie looking stacy FUCK OFF
>>28852958
>you can taste
i know how defeat taste like ron paul
>>28853964
do you even dub?
>>28852612
>implying she doesn't have a separate party organized with her friends where she hooks up with two chads and has a threesome
>>28853983
you clearly don't neither
>whole family shows up for my 30th birthday last week
>just wanted to drink alone all night and maybe kill myself
>>28853983
>dat food
god dammit i'm hungry now
>>28852580
This chick looks alot like a target associate I used to work with. Cute, nerdy chick with that cute squeaky voice
>>28854012
acktuchally just one chad
>>28854033
the man likes his burgers
>>28854139
more than you'll ever know
>>28852612
for this girl this is the "family" birthday, she is happy and being nice
she's going out with her friends later, that's how it works for normies, quaint mom birthday, then maybe even wait for the weekend and your friends take you out
there is no shame in this and it can be hard to tell the difference between sad birthday and "first family half" of birthday
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>>28854150
Why is he so adorable?
I hate Trump for bullying my poor Randy
>>28854139
>Welcome to the Matrix, Neo
Who here /drinksaloneontheirbirthday/? Friends stopped doing things with me so now I go out of the way to just relax and drink in solitude
>>28852715
I am 35 and I expect nothing for my birthday; this yeah my brother found one of those "FUCK FACE" billy ripkin baseball cards for me because mine got stolen as a kid and it really pissed me off and we had a few beers
he's got a wife and kids though and had he just given me a phone call and said he was thinking of me on my birthday that would have been more than enough
normally i get few phone calls from friends and maybe every other year we go out to eat or something
i think this is plenty
>>28852580
she reminds me of one girl in HS but slightly uglier
MD5 of this post shall be unique
>>28854184
Me, at least for the past 6 years or so, since I became a widower. I take the day off, buy a mini cheesecake, order a pizza, and get drunk alone while I eat it all.
>>28853926
I'm with this guy. Fuckin roasties aren't actually alone.
>>28852580
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>>28852644
Why you need to get a job and leave your parents house
i thought it was a joke
i nearly had a mental breakdown when my parents lit the candles on the cake on my 20th birthday
somebody save me
>>28854212
>MD5 of this post shall be unique
REPORTED FOR ADDING CONTENT JUST TO PASS THE FILTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28854244
This is why I didn't have a cake last year.
>>28852759
this is the most important lesson
>>28854244
it's no laughing matter. people have hero'd themselves over birthdays before
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>>28852633
holy shit you can see the separate worlds these two people live in just by the expression on their faces even though the setting is basically the same.
fucking unreal
>>28852603
thom yorke looks broken since the divorce.
"he's not my son"
>>28854382
is that a guy?
i can't tell
I don't have birthdays. Around 8-9 I stopped because I just hated having them. I think I'm genuinely autistic, I can't handle being the center of attention and I can't handle complements from people, shit really gets under my skin.
I haven't had a birthday party since I was seven years old, and at that party I got a nasty wound on my head.
>>28854421
Me too, but I just went along with it. Worst part was when people at school found out and started singing the song
>>28852715
I'm currently in my low 30s & live alone, and I usually don't want to do anything too special for my birthday except have the day off from work. That and have an excuse to splurge for a little something for myself. My parents usually want to go out to eat, or cook me a big dinner, and/or give me a greeting card+money. I TRY to do that for them when it's their birthdays (or mother's/father's day), but rather not have them do it for me.
>>28853155
I don't remember my 20th birthday myself. I do remember my 18th, where I was away from my main family & visiting distant relatives. Pretty much everyone on both sides forgot. It wasn't a big deal to me, though; by that time I had stopped giving a shit about make a big deal about birthdays. After the hubbub most people get during their adolescence w/ the birthday parties & plethora of gifts, and the "grown-up" dinners as a teen, it just becomes exhausting & expensive. It just becomes yet another day.
>tfw my parents haven't bought me a birthday cake since I was like 10.
>Since I was 21 me and my dad celebrate my birthday by having a shot of Vodka together
I think it's for the best, I hate being made a big deal out of.
>tfw /nobody's birthday/ next week
>turning 20
Worst part about this is "what are you doing for your birthday". At least fewer people know or remember every year.
