THERE ARE TWO OF THESE FUCKERS IN MY BEDROOM WTF DO I DO
>>28851236
It's their bedroom now. At least for a few days.
>>28851236
worship them. become one of them.
>>28851236
Buy a new house
>>28851236
Step 1: Leave your bedroom
Become one with the bees. Give them flowers and let them build a colony
>>28851236
Open the door, open the window. Cower in fear. Do something other than shitpost.
just bee yourself
it's probably what they're trying to tell you
>>28851338
those are wasps, not bees nigga.
They feed on other insects, not flowers.
Kill them with a rolled up magazine or a shoe or something. Don't be a fucking faggot, just kill them and be done with it.
swat them with something, pussy
NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
>>28851236
This is what I do when faced with your predicament opie;
Step 1: Put on shoes
Step 2: Stop being a pussy
Step 3: Walk the fuck in there and slap those fuckers down, hurry up and step on them while they're stunned
Make sure stuns aren't on diminishing returns though. Wasps are an infestation here and I am a grand master at dealing with them.
Alternatively, if you're too much of a pussy and not enough of a man to do this, make a wasp trap. Cut the top 1/3 of a plastic bottle off, put it in the bottom part upside-down (use tape to fuse the two parts), and put some juice inside. Slip the trap into the room until they go inside, and once that happens they're too fucking stupid to leave the bottle.
Stop being scared, they're friendly insects.
>>28851236
Slap it hard with anything. I had a hole in my screen door for a whole summer and about 3 flew in every day
>>28851977
They aren't friendly, all insects are scum and must be killed for daring to trespass inside a man's house.
OP, you must prove yourself by smashing the wasps with an old sock. They are quite good for killing bugs and you get to use your hands.
>>28851236
#NotAllWasps
Stop being such a bigot anon.
>>28851236
i know your pain
i don't know how but every spring/summer they find a way to get that window mesh thing and then chill between the window and the blinds so they can fuck me when decide to open it a bit
Memorize everything and try to randomly flail through the double washing machine pattern
