Who here /mischievous/?
>someone tells me to have a good day
>my day wasn't good
Whaga oonga babu oohngzch.
>whadda kaka ahoonga
>hihi hoo hoo dekubaba
>find thread with reasonable debate going on
>jump in pretending to be both sides and shitpost as fast as I can
>have a good day
>don't tell me what to do
>walk down the street with hands in pockets
>every time I pass someone I flip them off but they can't see
>mahagehna sheii filotee
>balusaal vihihayu oojagehna
>>28849695
what the fuck. Wizard detected.
>>28849723
>Tfw you samefag argue with yourself
>Tfw other people start taking sides with both of your opposing samefag posts
>bank teller asks me what I'm doing this weekend
>tell her nothing
>actually am playing video games and posting on 4chan
>order an escort
>tell her to shit on my chest
>get upset when she does it and refuse to pay her
life is good
watcha gonna do bugaloo?
>come into mischief thread
>post fake mischief
>revel in the (You)'s
>get fired from local restaurant for sloppy/unsanitary nightly cleanups
>sit at home all day drinking coke/masturbating
>an idea blossoms
>collect every bottle I have as well as what's around in neighborhood on garbage day
>disguise myself in my purple morph suit and fill their dumpster with my empty bottles
>do this 3 times over the course of 6 months
>they barely noticed what I did, but I knew and that's all that mattered
>>28849723
>>28849877
>people do this.
Holy shit I'm giggling just thinking about this.
>samefag
>make it obvious to observers
>deny it anyway
>>28850024
Saved! Thanks for the Dr. Pepe meme :^)
>>28850005
>same fag my own posts to boost (You)'s
Man I used to do some real autistic shit when I was like 16 because I thought I was Dennis the Menace or some shit.
>live next to a fairly well used road
>trees either side of road
>late at night I'd fill old coke bottles and stuff up with rocks and put them on the road
>cars would just think it's a normal bottle and not swerve
>rocks would go flying and hit the underside of their car
>I remember a few times a couple of the drivers got out and I tried to freak them out from behind the trees
>would whisper shit like "gonna get you", "in your sleep tonight"
>literally paid $150 to hire a portable cement mixer because I wanted to fill up like 50 bottles with cement to do even more damage
>I couldn't get the cement mixer to work so I just took it back without even using it (had already paid)
>like 10 years later realised I could have just filled the bottles up with water and frozen them to make ice bricks
Man I did so much fucking cringey shit on that road I'm sure one of the drivers still tells stories about it today.
>People ask me to hang out.
>Tell them I have important stuff to do.
>Go back to being a recluse and play vidya.
>post in this thread
>say I'm not a robot
>complete the captcha
>mfw I am a robot
>buying ingredients for homemade mass gainer
>mark them as varieties of flour
>self checkout
The losses from their bottom lines are my gains.
>get food from drive thru
>check order when i get home
>it's all right
>call up and say it was wrong
>get free burger next time i go
>>28850025
It's fun, you should try it
