>be Britbong
>don't like Britbong land
>want to move to America
>no education, no real skills
>talk to American woman online
>she's hot, PhD, seems alright
>go visit, get married, stay in USA
>she immediately puts on weight
>no sex because I can't stand her fat ass
>5 years in and I'm fucking done
Don't get married, it's a fucking trap.
She stopped caring and isn't who I married.
She smokes pot all fucking day now, if she runs out, like tonight, she goes to sleep...
Full grown ass woman going to sleep at 9pm coz she can't get high.
Can't wait to leave that fucking cunt.
>>28849319
Genuinely thought I was in love.
Genuinely thought I'd found the perfect woman.
What a fucking joke.
Come home famslice we need another leave voter.
If I find a nice girl but she isn't my type I'll point her in your general direction.
>>28849392
From the looks of my Facebook, everyone back in the UK is full blown cuck faggots.
Can't even post shit about Muslim goat fuckers without faggots I went to college with crying
What is wrong with going to be at 9? Some of us have to get up at 5 am to prepare for work.
>>28849446
She ain't one of them nigger.
She went to sleep because she could no longer huff on her pipe, fucking stoner bitch
>>28849429
what city you from
>be Britbong and left to be with an American woman.
Nigger what were you thinking?
>Married a Syrian refugee woman so she could earn citizenship and stay
>She moved into my place with her sister
>She's very nice, devoted and traditional, and together we have a great living situation
They even cook and clean together, it's amazing.
>>28849484
Shitty northern town
>>28849495
I wanted something different! I imagined adventures out west or ranching in Texas.
What I got was a lazy fat fuck who can't stop smoking or thinks to shave her upper lip...
>>28849501
Enjoy that till she invited Avi over to slice your throat
>>28849596
You imagined adventures out west or ranching in Texas? Nigger this isn't the 1800s.
>>28849669
Least I can carry a gun, I'll miss that back in blighty
>>28849319
Just thought someone here might have a similar stupid life fuck up story
>>28849319
One more bump then I let it die like my marriage is about to
Daft cunt is in the next room sleepin, no clue it's all about to end
>>28849930
Based desu. Don't let her drain your bank account and take all of the money
>>28850099
>she's a PhD and director of where she works
>earns decent money
>I've only ever had shit jobs
I could claim maitanace if I wanted, she isn't gonn get shit lol
If you like OP, you can separate from her and marry me after instead of going back to England. I think it'd be nice to have a cute British guy as a husband, and we could move out west if you like. My uncle has a ranch in Nevada.
I wouldn't get fat and turn lazy either.
>>28850204
I'd seriously do it at this point
>>28849319
>she's hot, PhD, seems alright
Don't marry an old hag.
Old hags aren't hot.
Potheads aren't hot.
Date a MUCH younger girl, not some pseudo-intellectual cunt.
>>28850487
I know this now mate, wish I knew back then.
>>28850411
Do you have any time available after you divorce her or are you going back home right after? If not, maybe you could come down to live with me for awhile and we could get to know each other? We could get married as soon as you feel you're ok with it.
>>28849319
Um ten years in, shit's good for me.
>>28850669
Not sure
Honestly don't know how log I can stay in courtry.
I'm on green card, not citizen yet
What state you in??
>>28850748
Wish my story went as good as this.
I mean, I had a good year, maybe 18 months before I gave up on her.
No idea why I stuck around so long.
>>28851162
It's not always easy. Sometimes it's a good idea to try to have the difficult conversations. Talk about what bothers you in a non confrontational way and you might see some results. Then again it's different for everyone. Pic related me and her
>>28851117
Well you could stay probably if we just got married right away. I'm in North Carolina currently, but we can go wherever like I said. You like the beach?
>>28851411
Why are you so open to this idea? There are plenty of Brits around in the states ya know.
What you runnin from?
>>28849319
>he fell for the marriage meme
Why would anyone invest on something that loses her value as she ages? Also you as a guy has more potential to gain more value if you get promoted while your wife gets fat and probably stops giving you sex. Why do you guys do this to yourselfs?
>>28851547
Because the feels were real!!
At least for a time.
Women can trick us all anon, itll happen to you
>>28851606
Nah my defence mechanism is too strong and impenetrable. I quickly lose interest knowing she only loves me for my utility and how she will add more problems to my life.
>>28849319
>Be worthless loser with no skills
>An educated wealthy woman marries me as a trophy husband
>Chimp out when she gets fat
>>28852618
So I should stick around and be miserable because she got herself a trophy??
Go fuck yaself faggot
never get in a relationship with someone who has an addiction, it'll kill everything.
>>28849319
Ayyyyylmao TAKE HALF THAT MONEY BRITBOIIIIIIIIIII
ROAATIES ON SUIXIDE WATCH ALL YEAR
What the fuck is she a PhD in? Theoretical feministics?
>dude weed lmao chad marries a plump bimbo
>it gets fat
hopefully you will die in cancer fag
