SQUAWK SQUAWK WITE BOI

>>28848055
But OP, that no pump a rum, that no pickle pee.

>>28848055
We should really be giving more animals knives

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>how ironic that I will be the one eating crow tonight

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>>28848730
especially crabs

one time
>entered my room
>crow flying around fast as fuck
>i can't tell where it's going or what it's doing
>scared of the crow
>instead of opening the window i shut the door and let it flap around for two hours because i can't close the window from outside
>finally just go in and open the damn thing
it was scary i had never seen something panic like that before so loudly

it was so loud. i'm not joking when i'm telling you it was the LOUDEST thing i've ever heard not out of a speaker, i just didn't know what to do. i felt so bad.

'Straya shitposters are evolving, anons.

>>28848055
Shut the fuck up dumb piece of shit fucking bird.
*Throws fire bomb at shit nest*

>>28848757
>Ben "the two ton terror of Tel Aviv" Garrison

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>>28848757
Is that Ben "Nigger Grave Digger" Garrison?

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That bird needs a good kick to the face

>>28848055
Pump a rum, pickle pee white boi

>>28851147
Me me. Pickle pee.

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>>28848055
ayy niggah ayyyyy *licks lips

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>>28848055
cyka blyat whit boi

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>>28848055
>tfw you will never own a sassy, yet loyal, knife wielding crow bro