Post what you're eating right now robots.
>>28847709
You're mom's pussy
>>28847715
What improves the flavor more? The maggots or the left over residue from her herpes sores?
What is that
Why does it look like you jerked off in the centre of whatever that is
Are you going to eat your own cum op
>>28847753
I've heard that her yeast infection really gives it that "cancerous dumpster cunt" pop.
>>28847774
Not OP, but the tub itself says "Haagen-Dazz Green Tea Ice Cream". can't you fucking read? lol
An aftertaste of semen I swallowed five minutes ago from my palm into which I came because I'm too mortally tired to even have reached for the towel that's probably lying just behind me on my bed.
cant be bothered to take a pic but basically a bowl of this with no milk
>>28847709
straight out of the thing!!!
>>28847800
Can't read whatever the fuck you are reading bud
>>28848008
directly out of the thing
Coke and strawberries
>>28848008
fe-male
>>28848008
please be my qt gf
>>28848038
It's on the front, just click on OP's image and zoom in on the label. It was taken at a shit angle, so it's a bit hard to read, but you can still make it out
mmmmmmmmm is good
>>28847709
Chipotle burrito.
Taste pretty good.
>>28848900
Chipotle is shit desu
>>28848900
what did you get? please let me judge your inferior order
>>28848710
das yummy, can i have a bite?
Nothing. I've been living off of vitamins and various protein powders for five months. I haven't had actual food for a while.
>>28848900
>>28849011
>>28849013
what do they sell there
ive never seen it in newyork
>>28849088
It's a shitty burrito place, you're better off going anywhere else
It was really gross and I feel physically ill.
Just eating some Chicago style deep dish
>>28848101
do people find this amusing?
>>28849284
It's post-ironic anti humor.
>>28849284
just 9fags and reddiots, mostly.
>>28847709
>(Thu
I was craving this today, but the store didnt have any. why you gotta do this to me OP?
Oats are God tier breakfast
>>28847709
>American
>eating
Why am I not surprised?
In Canada we aren't massive fat pig fuckers.
Lol fuck America.
>>28847709
my wife is about to make a chicken wrap as I watch my chinese cartoons
>>28849338
pour some of those oats on me
>>28847715
I thought the board had an originality filter, or something?
A slice of cherry pie from Whole Foods
>>28849430
I hope you're having some coffee with it.
>>28849382
Ill pour them on my ass and might let you eat them off
>>28847709
I have nothing but my tears to eat
but I did also have green tea ice cream a few hours ago. maeda-en instead of haagen dazs though. it's my favourite.
>>28849535
>I have nothing but my tears to eat
you cant eat tears dumbass
pretzel sticks dipped in cream cheese frosting
is bretty gud/10 brobots i tell you wot
>>28847709
most patrician snack in the whole thread. good taste (ehueheuheheuh) OP. i had a green tea ice cream shake earlier today..i just put matcha powder and vanilla bean ice cream in a blender.
>>28850183
ill give yuo somethin rich & creamy
str8 mayo
>>28850218
the most perfect obligatory response even sooner than i could have hoped. you're on the ball aren'tchya lad?
Should I make Salmon, Shrimp, Chicken, or Eggs?
I'm at work and I had 2 hours of sleep
I've got 10 hours left on my shift and these shall be my only sustenance
>>28847709
Is green tea ice cream good?
>>28850313
SHRIM LIFE
>>28850303
i have a way with words. it's a gift.
>>28850183
oh god I want those fingers inside me
>>28850368
m'gentleman
/tips frosting lid
>>28850369
>lewd comment
>lewd getsixty nine is the Sex Number
i dont know friend, i am essentially unironically and unapologetically doing pic related, shouldn't you have higher standards or something?
>>28848004
Mein negar. I hate soggy cereal, never use milk. Usually just pour it into a cup and eat it like that
>>28847709
i take caffein pills anally
>>28850426
i fukked up
that moment when that feel when my face when has anyone even been as far as decided to do more feel want like
>>28849276
Thats a bread bowl with tomato soup...
Needs more tomato to be proper
pepperoni with aioli
delicious as fuck
>>28848008
>it's your churn
I don't know why this pisses me off so much
