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>Hey anon I know you must be really bummed you haven't
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>Hey anon I know you must be really bummed you haven't met your future new step sister yet! Here's a link one of those profile-ly-do's you kids are always using, she thinks it really help you two get to know each other before we all move in together!"

What do you do robots?
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>>28847111
Is that real? It must be satire
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Consider myself an orphan from here on out.
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>>28847111
Fantastic trips.

She's literally more than I can handle right now.
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I would realize that I made a wise decision years ago to stop NEETing, go back to college, graduate, get a job, and move into a single bedroom apartment filled with nice pensioners in cozy Whole Foods tier neighbourhood
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>>28847111
>print out thousands of lolicon, fat abuse, gore, scat, piss, anal fisting/prolaspe, gay murder, and bestiality porn images
>wallpaper room
>"oh no for real I was just reading this great story on feminist gamer breaking new ground with transsexual POC characters come check it out"
>lock her inside
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>>28847111
Make love to her sweet fat folds while we fight the patriarchy. Do lewd stuff to her bung hole and hopefully get her pregnant so she won't leave me. Treat her like the queen she is, she did rule over a galaxy after all.
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>>28847111
i hardly acknowledge her. i pay her as little attention as socially possible.

but I make sure to "accidentally" drop my towel after getting out of the shower, showing off my giant cock.

then after that start giving her attention sometimes, but only when it's obvious i have a hardon.

then after that start saying she looks good, followed by not paying her attention.

eventually she will be slobbering all over my cis white male monstercock with her dumb SJW mouth while i hold her by her dyed hair.
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>>28848289
>i pay her as little attention as socially possible.

Hard to ignore something that big. You'll need to wear a blindfold just to keep "zer" out of your peripheral vision.

And wait until you come home from a hard day at work and find all your food is gone and trail of crumbs leading towards her cave.

And wait until you have to use the toilet after "Zyms"? been in it.
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>>28847111
>bun
>bunself

What
What the fuck, that's a new one and I've been sifting through this kind of bullshit for a while.
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>>28848615
nothing could be worse than my college dorm bathroom experiences
and by pay attention, i mean give attention. I will always be aware of her but i will not show her that i care.
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>>28847111

I prepare myself.
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