>Be me
>Be autistic
>Pizza delivery guy knocks on door
>"Cash or debit?"
>Say debit
>He fondles the machine for a bit
>"Do you want to tip?"
>He looks at you longingly
>Respond with "n-n-..."
>He looks like he's about to cry
>"Yes..."
>Pay $5 tip for a $19 pizza
>What would you guys do?
>>28846950
>What would you guys do?
I'd kill that motherfucker and sprinkle his meat on the pizza
I would order online and tip in tip section so the only thing I have to do is grab the pizza from his hands.
I live in Australia, and if there's anything at all I enjoy about this country it's the fact that I'm not forced to tip.
Tipping is the most retarded fucking thing ever.
>>28846999
It is, desu.
Having lived in the UK it blows my mind that the Canadacucks are more like the USA than the UK.
>>28846950
pull out the scouter and see if hes worthy
I live in a part of Detroit where white people don't live. The other day I had a $16 order and gave the dude $22. When it was obvious that I didn't want my change it looked like I made his day. My mom gives them $10s and shit but I only give what my NEETbux will allow me to.
tl;dr only niggers and total losers don't tip
>>28846950
Pay 2/3$ instead, simple as that.
>>28847018
How does that blow your mind? You do know that Canadians are just a breed of Yankee, right?
>What would you guys do?
Stiff the bitch and then cackle wildly at the thought of that minimum-wage clown bitching about me to his fellow drones while I feast on delicious pizza.
>>28847129
I deliver pizzas and I'll remember your house next time you order. I'll stop at a gas station on the way, take a few minutes to piss and stretch out, not wash my hands...
>>28846950
I've never heard of a machine that needed the delivery person to guilt you into saying yes to a tip before putting it in
>>28847159
Ah, I see you are aware of my fetish. Thank you for working so hard to fulfill my sexual desires as well as my culinary ones!
Still no tip for you, minimum-wage monkey. :)
>>28847159
So? I'm not eating the cardboard box and plastic bottle.
>>28847204
Actually we get paid above minimum wage. Even people that work at fucking Burger King do. Nobody would work there if that weren't the case.
>>28847233
>work above minimum wage
>still feel entitled to a tip for a job a roomba could do
>>28847370
If you can program a roomba to do it why aren't you a millionaire yet?
>>28847410
because niggers would probably steal it. I need to wait until after the race-war
>>28847447
Plenty of nigger free neighborhoods to sell to.
Anyone else here really autistic about tipping? If I, or someone I'm with doesn't tip a waitress or whatever at least 15%, I start sweating profusely and getting even more nervous than I would speaking in front of 10000 people
I have on two occasions threatened people that I would leave the table if they don't tip properly
>>28847492
niggers know how to roam. and there's no such thing as a nigger free traffic route
>>28847541
I would have just left more money and not went out to eat with that person again. Don't want to be embarrassed by the company you keep.
>>28847584
Especially during those sacred real nigga hours
