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Ask an anon that's learning how to roll joints anything.
>>28846828
What were you doing in your teens when everyo... oh ok are you underage?
>>28846884
Not OP, but I'm 22 and I still can't roll for shit. All my joints look like croissants.
>>28846828
i consider joints to be a waste unless you roll tiny personal ones.
>>28846884
Pretty sure OP is too busy smoking a tea joint at the moment to respond. He is the self-proclaimed king of edgy shit, you know.
>>28846884
nah, just never really smoked js much
usually just use pipe, bong or vaporizer
figured if im going to call myself a stoner I need to know how to roll js
>>28846908
I always thought that too, but js are nice
>>28846911
partly true my friend
im very high so responding is rather difficult
>>28846828
when will you turn 16?
ORENOGEGFD
>everyone used joints as teenagers
The fuck? I bought a pipe my first time. My first joint was at age 19 and then I went back to pipes.
If you think it's "normal" to use joints that you're a normal fag and should FUCK OFF
>>28846828
dude original weed lmao
joints are the ULTIMATE normalfag way to smoke and can fuck right off
If you don't learn in under an hour you're a literal retard. Sat myself down yesterday after getting sick of having other people roll for me. Took about 45 minutes worth to roll decent joints, 15 minutes to roll smokable ones.
Literally just practice with king skins and tobacco, and you're sorted.
>>28847833
>If you don't learn in under an hour you're a literal retard
I had no idea how long it took because I was high as fuck, but I'd say anywhere from a half hour to an hour is about right.
>>28847796
what's the robot way to smoke kush then
>>28847989
dabs to the face
>>28846828
dont you think you should buy a bong?
>>28847989
Let's see a picture of some of the goods
>pic related, after training /?
>>28848225
Here they are
I think they came out ok
>>28848367
What's that paper? I'm not sure if it's a good idea to smoke paper that's printed on m80
>>28848367
abysmal
>>28848415
I think those are juicy jays, a brand of rolling paper
>>28848415
It's Juicy Jay Peaches and Cream Flavoured Papers.
Got it from a convenience store close to home.
>>28848367
Awful. holy shit. There looks to be a hole in the first one, and a poorly placed filter in the second. How are you learning?
These people need help. This is the method I use. I roll perfect joints and have probably only rolled about 10 in my lifetime.
https://youtu.be/Xl_Xf8-DROE
and there is another one where he uses a filter tip using the card technique. For the tip I crown mine instead of just folding and burning it off because it makes them look really neat and perfect. It takes longer but who's in a hurry when they are rolling a joint? That is demonstrated at the end of this tutorial:
https://youtu.be/7mFLfoRt_J4
>>28848225
No one likes a pregnant joint...
>>28848367
Oh I am laffin, you are quite the huckster aren't you.
>>28848415
My dispensary uses printed papers for their prerolls. I would use a normal rolling paper as it probably burns cleaner. And why would you add flavor to your marijuana, it already tastes and smells good.
>>28848439
>Juicy Jay Peaches and Cream Flavoured Papers
gay
>not owning a vaporizer
>>28848367
>That middle one
Holy fuck, what are you doing anon?
>>28848522
>No one likes a pregnant joint...
Remember, an hours worth from scratch.
>>28848539
Not op but, I roll the end from time to time when I have no filter and just ripe it off when I'm going to smoke
>>28847796
Most people i know smoke blunts who the fuck smokes joins lol
Superior joint coming through. OP, you could always cheat and use one of those rolling machines.
obligatory weedlmao
>>28846828
To kill yourself.
>not using glass
le shig dig man
>>28849189
Ah, if I recall correctly that piece is named the Trump.
>>28848367
Dude...
Please just let me offer my advice, I've probably rolled almost 1000 in the last 2 months (combined joints and cigs). Make the filter, fill the rest with slightly more that will compact down to the width of the filter. Pinch and roll down starting at the filter and moving to the other end, some will fall out because you started with more than you need. If it's all equal, it should be fairly easy to roll it up with a thumb and finger on the filter and your other hand to steady the other end. This is actually important to roll it up using just the filter end as it will keep it from wrinkling on the outside layer at least. Poke down the loose end and twist off.
>>28846828
Pipe or bongs
>>28849459
you don't remember correctly, it ended up with the name "the suppository" or something along those lines
because it looks like it belongs in an ass
>>28850039
I wouldn't want something called the suppository anywhere near my mouth.
>>28850039
you didnt get dubs faggot, the trump guy got dubs
shit gets me blasted though
if you look at it sideways it kind of looks like a dick and balls lol
>>28850201
don't lie the guy who posted "the suppository" got dubs first even if there was a trump post later (doubt it)
get rekt poo smoker
>>28846828
How does it feel to know that statistically, you will amount to nothing in life?
>>28850326
Where are those statistics then? If you mention statistics you should probably provide them. If you don't, people won't believe you, and most wont be as generous as me in explaining this to you. They will assume you are a dunder head and have a laugh at your lack of intellectual ability. These are marijuana people laughing at your intellectual ability. You don't want that, provide real arguments dude.
