Last time i'll be talking to you guys. I finally completed my checklist and I'll be growing up and moving on. Thanks for holding me back.
Wikipedia education aka insufferable psuedointellectual
Should have kept the long hair if it was straight and you can keep it clean. Chicks dig it.
>still using notepad
>>28846377
flatulence will go away with a better diet, hombre
>>28846416
If you are above average to begin with maybe. Short hair is safer especially for someone browsing r9k
Good luck anon.
Have a life ;)
See you tomorrow faggot.
Chad is born; not made.
>>28846377
holy fuck you will never be Chad
this is the most autistic thing I have ever read
>Legitimate pornography
>LEGITIMATE
>PORNOGRAPHY
HAHAHAHAHA. Keep busting loads to other men's successes cuck.
>>28846377
>legitimate pornography only NO LOLI
>>28846453
That's true, but I figured if he really managed to pull off these chad goals and was getting fit he'd be the autistic fabio.
I would cut out all porn as well not just LOLI. Its not healthy at all and easy to cut out. Cut out all manga and anime as well.
>wikipedia education on wordly topics
lmao
All these crabs in a bucket.
Good for you, OP.
>>28846377
There's no way this is real
See you tomorrow famalam.
>>28846490
>>28846490
>>28846490
>>28846490
Just cut the porn out. Your brain will crave the drug like an addiction, which will give you the boost/motivation to actually do productive shit.
You will be cranky as a former drug addict, but you will get shit done.
Same applies to the anime/manga/4chan.
I need to GTF off of here.
But eliminating porn, vidya, and anime is a great start.
>>28846377
>refer to WIT INSTRUCTION COURSE OCTOBER 2015.png
pls post it
>>28846377
>continue with Wikipedia education
What's the best way to learn from Wikipedia?
I wish you the best and hope you will make it, but try not to overkill on changing yourself, it won't work. One step at a time. Changing looks is the easiest, and will give you the confidence to complete the other steps.
>>28846743
+ it's nice to see somebody else makes autistic self improvement plans like me.
>>28846377
You know, if you masturbate very frequently, your testosterone gets boosted and you lose body fat faster, right?
>>28846377
Show wit instruction course 2015.png please
>>28846688
Do it for the dubs & the lolz plz
You can do it, nigger. I've got faith in you.
>>28846377
OP we NEED to see the wit instruction course PLEASE.
>>28846377
>Thanks for holding me back
Obviously you've learned nothing about taking responsibility for yourself and your life.
You'll be back.
Wit instruction wit instruction I wanna get funny and able to function!
Nice list OP, might use some of it myself.
>>28846377
Those notes seem pretty pathetic and I doubt you actually have a mercedes (bought with your money at least) with this type of mindset.
>>28846377
>wit instruction course
With a section like 'how to be spontaneous'?
WIT INSTRUCTION COURSE OCTOBER 2015.png
NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>28846377
I wish you luck but you probably won't become chad, its more something you are born with. You don't have to be chad to be happy though.
>>28846377
If anyone wants to be included in the r/4chan screenshot, let me know!
>>28847644
I BELIEVE YOU OP
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/city-of-toronto/m-benz-1998-e320-7-seater/1168629851?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
>buying a mercedes is checked
>showering is not
What loser needs to make it a goal to shower daily, brush teeth ONLY twice daily (if you don't do it four times, you're a fucking spearchucker), and do laundry weekly?
>>28848881
>brushing more than twice a daty
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>>28848881
>Brushing your teeth more then twice a day
>>28848881
>>28848902
>>28848979
>brushing your teeth
>ever
fucking normies
>>28849057
Well I don't but I can understand 2 times a day 4 is just retarded.
>using Notepad
You're already a failure in my eyes.
>>28849388
Why, there is literally nothing wrong with notepad for keeping notes like this (besides being unable to ctrl back). No need for something with more features for stuff like this.
>buy a mercedes
i'm triggered, I bet you don't even know what the fuck you're getting into
just get a sporty car and do some small mods instead
or if the point is to show off, get a motorcycle, it gets bitches wet
>>28846377
How's your face game though. Part of being Chad is not being born ugly/deformed.
>>28848881
I bet you even floss, too.
You were holding yourself back you fucking faggot. You chose to come here. Now fuck off.
>>28849057
>brushing less than four times a day
Worse than NEET - you're nigger-tier.
>>28849584
t. Dr. Feinstein, DDS
>>28846377
Originalopulus
>>28846377
Anon, I hope you do well in your life and that you're really happy. Take good care of yourself okay? Don't be too hard on yourself. And lastly don't you dare come back, you normie scum!
>>28846377
Why does less anime/manga fall under "Educational"? Does watching anime make you forget things you've already learned?
>>28851374
Anime makes you retarded, anon
lifting weights doesn't cure autism bro
kek, op's gonna kill himself after finding out that pretending to be chad won't cure his crippling autism. He lacks the ability to project and eventually feel confidence