>tfw female with virgin fetish
>tfw now I know there's no 20-25 year old virgins in the western united states who are not unshowered potato men
Just wanna see a socially awkward qt have a panic attack while I touch his dick :(
>tfw 28
Well whatever
you're not a woman
you're a gay man
>>28846238
find a college anime club
a lot of robots dont realize they're attractive
signed,
fembot cherry popper
>>28846313
Excuse me I will not stand with these accusations of homosexuality. By golly, just the thought of it is absurd.
>>28846331
>college anime club
Those aren't robots, they are semi-chads that prey on girls like you
>>28846238
>talk to potato men
>promise to take virginity if they get in shape
If anything, this board is probably evidence to the contrary.
>inb4 reeee normie get out
My virgin taker had never sex with a virgin before and she said she liked parts of it. Apparently she enjoyed seeing my reactions to her doing things to me for the first time.
I know this is a troll post, but there are plenty of them. I've met a decent amount of fairly normal, but just awkward, shy, nerdy, or eccentric men who were virgins and aged 20-30. I've seen statistics that say that 14% (or something like that, can't be bothered to look it up) of men are still virgins at age 26. So yeah, it's not uncommon at all.
>>28846331
>tfw want a pure untouched virgin bf but don't really care about anime/vidya
The anime club at my university is full of people that talk about maymays IRL. It's awful.
>>28846364
>Apparently she enjoyed seeing my reactions to her doing things to me for the first time.
That is the kink my friend. You're giving them something truly mind blowing they've never had before.
>mfw I'm fairly handsome, clean, am a bit shy but can still have a conversation and I'm STILL a 23 year old virgin
>tfw already given up on dating and bought a daki and am trying to accept being a dying a virgin
Well if there are any girls in Southern Ontario with a virgin fetish pls respond.
>>28846358
That's really unlikely imo. The only 21+ virgin I met had convinced himself he was asexual to stop the pain. Plus like effort you know, most chronically depressed autists aren't on about that.
>>28846238
>no femanon to give my beta virgin frustrations to
If you are a grill on Brazil and you have a virgin fetish PLS RESPOND
24 qt asian/white guy here, I play guitar, speak 4 languages, just a bit shy.
It's easy to be a 26 yo virgin if you are a 5f2 manlet. Not even fat, dirty, neet or particular unpleasant to be around, just manletand slightly autistic
>>28846555
I would have no issue with manlets, since they run a high chance of being awkward virgins, if I was a regular sized female.
Being 5'7 kills those dreams :(
>that feel when I have no gf
I hope you guys do realize you are responding to a bait thread?
>>28846705
I actually am I woman. Like jesus it's a loesing battle with you guys.
>imply you are a woman
>BAIT
>prove you are a woman
>ROASTIE GET OUT
No wonder no one has touched your dicks yet. You gotta believe that things really do exist outside your bedroom.
>>28846238
Im a fit tall virgin man in your age range in the western united states who might be interested in having sex with you hmu
>>28846829
>he thinks he's a woman
>he thinks women going to r9k are believable
>hw thinks women going after virgins is believable
>>28846829
Jokes on you, I fucked three girls, one of them was a virgin, and had a girlfriend once.
Problem is, you are either:
a) a male troll who's here to laugh at robots trying to be nice to a female
or:
b) a female who is here to recieve attention
None of these is welcome here.
>>28846604
Wouldn't being taller than your awkard virgin make him act even more awkwardly?
>>28846829
Don't you know the tits and timestamp rule, just by the way?
it's literally impossible for a woman to be attracted to a virgin man
this thread is bait and made by a male troll. stop responding
>>28846918
Ugh but I did that like two days ago and called a roastie.
>>28846927
Self-control, having principles, sticking by what you believe in even if it's unpopular, etc can be appealing. But that doesn't apply to incel betas.
>>28846238
hah wow this is bait...
Guys come here and check out this bait thread.
>>28846881
>a female who is here to recieve attention
At the moment yes. What I'm saying is true, but I know it will peak interest based on what it is. So I posted it intentionally.
Most of the time I blend in like the rest of you but it's nice to have fun sometimes.
I dated a 23 year old virgin
He left the relationship with his virginity cause he was so concerned with our relationship being only about sex
They're overrated and obviously mentally ill
Are you a virgin yourself?
Otherwise
BEGONE SUCCUBUS
>>28847008
maybe he sensed you were a whore. he kinda has point not wanting to lose his virginity to a girl that would just leave right after
>handsome
>clean
>young
>anime watching autist
>pure virgin
>completely unapproachable
>no one can casually talk to me for more than like 4 seconds without going quit and feeling uncomfortable
Am I the only one?
>>28846996
So, not only are you attention whoring, but you also have a nerve to openly admit you're attention whoring?
>>28846238
I am 22 years old and pretty well showered.
>>28847042
Yeah he's the complete victim here
Not an insane controlling loser
I haven't fucked for 4 years anyway, sex is overrated too
Actually relationships with people in general are
>>28847045
No
I'm probably less awkward though, since I got a job I pretty much had to learn to talk to people
Still tfw never had a GF though
>>28847008
Looks like he made the right call. You obviously did not care for him that much.
>>28846238
Tits or get the fuck out of this sub, you swine.
>>28847109
It was his fault for being such a whiny little loser
>>28847098
When women accuse men of being controlling or possessive it invariably always translates to "wasn't okay with me being a whore".
>>28847135
With a timestamp, friendo. With a timestamp.
>>28847054
I mean it's kind of unfair that who I am as a person counts as attention whoring. It's not my fault my thoughts and beliefs are something you faggots enjoy. Plus I have my own legitimate reasons foe being here.
At least I'm smart enough to realize while unfair, sharing my ideas is attention whoring, but every once in while they do pertain to the premise of this board.
>>28847149
Yeah obviously
Not that I don't want to spend 24/7 of my time with some loser because I have this weird thing called a job and school that I need to focus on too
No I was just trying to get fucked by some other loser
>>28846238
not a virigin but might as well be
where tf you at bitch?
>>28846238
I turn 20 in 2 months but the rest fits me
It's fun to fantasize about a cute virgin guy but the reality is they're rare as unicorns and you actually don't want a guy who is going to only last two pumps. >_>
>28 and not an unshowered potato man.
>wish I could find a virgin woman near my age that's not a spergy land whale
Just wanna see a socially awkward qt have a panic attack while I rail her snatch.
>>28847166
You know what's unfair? The fact that you're a woman and never face 90% of the problems we're discussing on this board daily is fucking unfair.
Polish chan-like boards ban everyone who refers to them as a female in the post. We should bring that rule to /r9k/ too
>>28847141
Typical roastie response. Girls getting mad and vindictive rather than sad over a breakup is literally the biggest possible red flag. No more clear cut sign of egotism.
>>28847268
It was.
Act like a loser and get dumped
It's that easy
>>28847219
>and you actually don't want a guy who is going to only last two pumps.
yea because you can't just keep having sex
23 y.o virge, i've passed on at least two, three aggressive girls i could've 100% chosen to do anything with but ended up mostly ignoring. maybe i was even cruel to one, but compared to the shit i hear from my female coworkers having to deal with from their roided out manchildren it was nothing
the last girl who really came onto me was black and despite being a porn addict by that point i didn't even answer in the affirmative when asked straight up if i'd fuck her by another guy. even though she was also a freshman who couldn't even handle her disgusting fireball whiskey without puking, i was sure she'd just be too far experienced, expectant of something i didn't have. for the rest of my limited time at state college i'd always just be lying about some girlfriend when asked by the bros why i'm never hitting on babes
four if we count my 'first' and only girlfriend, sam from middle school who i pretty much never got the chance to even speak to before i moved. her friend even asked me out in her place and i was like woah, what, okay, which was a bit odd considering she was bold enough to practically molest me on the bleachers. i wonder where she is now.
i'm fairly normal, just really sad and lonely. my hygiene is fine, i wouldn't even care about sex or be weird about it at all, i would just enjoy someone caring if i make it back from her house. but that is never going to happen again. i'd love to satisfy your fetish but you probably aren't even real.
>>28847045
I am in a similar predicament
>At least somewhat attractive
>Fucked up my chances with girls because I have zero self-esteem and I am incredibly awkward and socially inept
>>28847231
>The fact that you're a woman and never face 90% of the problems we're discussing on this board daily is fucking unfair.
Yes because you know me.
>so agoraphobic and social awkward I had to drop out of school at 16
>didn't leave my house for 3 years
>during that time gain 150ish pounds
>my mother goes off the deep end leaving me to live with my father who forces me to keep a job
>have to quit ever week-6 months because of autism/problems with co workers
>lose weight because I'm so depressed I stop eating because I hate the fact that I'm even alive anymore
>left visibly deformed from weight loss
>left unfuckable/loveable without thousands in plastic surgery
>can't even hold a conversation with most real people without crying/having a panic attack
Yeah I did it to myself but at least I can admit I don't fucking belong around people.
>>28847321
lmao this is so dumb
>>28847295
Well, yeah, but it's kind of a pain to have to train a guy. It's nice when he knows what he's doing, you know?
I'm 21 and on a three year long dry spell. Even though I've had sex a couple hundred times, I feel like a complete virgin at this point.
>>28847363
Well you clearly don't have a virgin fetish...
>>28846238
london?original and sheeit
>>28847363
then you don't really find virgins appealing
that's the whole point
>>28847389
You can be a virgin and know what you're doing you retard
>>28847321
t. attractive autist
>>28847353
>implying a female can experience any of this
Why don't you just kill yourself? One roastie less would certainly benefit the world
>>28847279
You dont belong here Tina, please leave.
>>28847353
Also:
>using made up bullshit to try and make me feel guilty for calling you out on your attention whoring
What for?
>>28846238
i..im a virgin... and 21. want to tinychat? pls... i just want to talk, girls dont even talk to me...
>tfw I popped my husbands cherry and he only lasted 30 seconds on our wedding night.
take the fish pill
op do I qualify as a virgin if I had my dick in a girls butt for less than a minute
>>28847502
You're a dumbass for even entertaining the idea.
>>28847487
I'm not going to argue with you anymore. You can chose to believe that's fake, or that none of that can possible happen, I will never convince you otherwise.
Time to slip back into the anondom. It was fun coming out for a bit.
>>28847355
i am glad ur amused m80
>>28847553
Why don't you just go back where roasties belong?
I'm considered a "Chad" by /r9k/ because I mostly have Chad friends. But you'd never figure out I was a virgin if you met me IRL.
>tfw 24 year old virgin
>tfw fucked up face means no one will ever love me
Nothing else I do even matters so I don't bother anymore
>>28847561
I'm in your boat lad.
As revolting as it seems, all we can do is fake it to make it. We've no sympathy coming our way.
Its almost as if there's some conspiratorial joke going on here and I'm going to kick myself when I crack it.
why would anyone want to try to fit some criteria for a random slut on r9k of all boards? if shes picking through the garbage she can't be worth much herself.
>>28847500
I like the idea of having a church to go to but I don't like the no BC stance of the Catholics. I want to stop having kids after my second daughter is born.
>>28847531
what do you mean?
my gf at the time wanted to try anal
we'd only done oral before this and we got super horny and she insisted I use her butt
All I want is someone that is willing to reciprocate my feelings. I'm clingy, emotional, and dependent, and people seem to think that's an invitation to hurt me for their amusement. Why doesn't anyone just want to have a humble affectionate relationship?
>>28847857
Because women are incapable of love.
>>28847911
this
i mean just look at >>28847008
>>28846238
I have the exact opposite fetish, I lie about being a virgin to people with a virgin fetish
>/fit/
>6f 3in
>blonde
>blue eyed
>21
Not gonna let any whore near me unless we are married.
Oh im not in the US.
>>28847857
People are weird.
I just want to be affectionate, too, but sometimes I need to settle for being nice and gentle instead.
Not everyone deserves affection but I think everybody deserves kindness :)
>>28847857
Let me guess, youre a tranny?
>>28848046
Why not?
What sort of value do you hold in marriage?
I'm interested, as a dude I've never considering "waiting" for marriage and instead just letting things happen if the mutual feelings are there.
>Nearing 26
>KHV
wew
>>28846238
Show me your feminine penis and I let you touch mine.
Somewhat of a normie here though.
>>28848098
Kissless AND hugless? ;_;
>>28847663
i guess, i don't know, i do get some kind of sympathy but i don't even want that unless its from someone slutty and cool enough to pity fuck a friend and truly help them. like people will be like, "ya bro i used to be you / i understand / i'll help you with other girls," so sympathy exists, but the problem is in how much they're willing to integrate you with their real friends and when they 'go out'. if anything there's too much sympathy
faking it works for tons of people but the issue is i had it once, i could've done it, i don't need to fake it but the doors are just closed.
there's no joke, there are just two polar opposites you can be in life: a celebrity, CEO, big shot or a shut-in, robot, failure. they are two very different groups but yet finding other authentic people is really hard in both cases
>>28847911
>>28848066
I'm a boy. Not trans either.
>>28848060
I want someone that I'm comfortable enough around to let all of my feelings out on. I don't want to have to keep them locked up or it just doesn't feel right. It's like we're hiding something or holding back and it hurts.
>>28848254
Yep, handholdless too. Almost got a hug once, but it wasn't meant to be.
>>28846238
You sound sexually active. Even if I become not a potato man I won't let people with sexual experience take my virginity. Only another virgin.
>>28847553
i have found that it is best to just let people believe that you have a penis and leave it at that
>>28848098
>28
get on my level, only ever hugged out of obligation and no kiss. wizardry here i come. if i'm this much on an outlier maybe i'll even win the lottery
>tfw 19 y/o khv
My life is literally over at this point.
>>28846238
i can act this role very well and can be very innocent. will that do it??
>>28848700
>19
Fuck off babby
>>28848321
No there is a joke here famslam.
If I say the magic words 'I'm lonely but I don't find any women attractive', I'll get a greentext >lol reply.
It's like I have a big doofus sign on my head and all I need to do is take the sign off to fix everything. But I'm the only person who doesn't know this.
Totes gonna kick myself when I work out what the fucks going on here but until then I'm clueless.
