>be me
>be pale, skinny-to-fit with near-bald super shot buzz cut
>take up skinhead style after started lifting because I became slightly obsessed with it
>have tatoos on my neck, over hands, on the wrists and so on
>people don't fuck with me
>Am always the scariest cracker in the room
>people try to avoid expressing liberal/leftie bullshit around me
>fags and dykes are literally afraid of me
>other guys are afraid of starting shit with me
>mfw I'm not even racist
>mfw I don't even hate the gays
It's the most neat shit ever. Sometimes I grow my beard and somehow that cuts off the whole skinhead feeling to people, but if I take it away it comes back.
had a opposite thing, exept everyone thought i was a crazy leftie dyke after i cut my hair and shaved under. also the fact that i owned problem glasses didn't help either
I like to side with the libmeme normies while actively ridiculing them.
So if someone wants some easy social brownie points and makes a Trump joke ("I've never killed a spider! I wouldn't kill any living thing! Except maybe Donald Trump ;) *tips beard*) I usually laugh along with the group and get them to agree to some Nazi tier bullshit like deporting anyone that voted Trump or melting the statues and burning the books of anyone that owned a slave even by proxy.
I kinda know this feel
>Tfw glorious German blood
>Tfw ancestors served in both wars
>Tfw skinnyfit, aiming for ottermode
>Tfwgay
>TfwNo adorable bottom twink who adores me
>Tfwno even more Aryan top to make me his
Es tut weh, zu leben ;-;
>>28845894
Problem glasses are the fedoras of the vagina gender. But I find that shaved part of the hair hot as fuck in girls, specially cause I'm a skinhead after all.
>>28845996
Nicht immer ist alles so wie man will
das Leben spielt immer sein eigenes Spiel
>>28845715
Now you can obtain some qt radial chick
>>28846086
That as well, but since I'm fucked in the head I always wanted to lay a stereotypical tumblerina or a little kike girl, just for the shits and giggles. Imagine a couple composed of the quintessential skinhead and the quintessential kike/tumblr girl.
>>28846034
>Tfw my German is so rusty I had to Google translate that.
Thanks though fellow kraut.
>>28845715
>Claims skinhead
>Didn't get shaved in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA do u even listen to Cock Sparrer bro?
>>28846159
>punk music
What am I, a hysteric faggot?
this song is for you OP
https://youtu.be/-MkRuV0aCcI
>>28846173
You seem like it claiming you're a skinhead and you don't even front properly m8. I guarantee you don't even keep your boots up you pecker wood cuck.
>>28846179
This song is 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQm4BHT4RrQ
>>28846016
i wore them years ago before tumblrinas became popular. kinda regret wearing them now, despite there being no negative stereotype.
>>28846233
Thanks pal, this is even worse than I imagined it possibly could be. I'll use it as fuel against you scum..
>>28846179
>four faggy crackers shouting "ew, nazi, fuck off of my safe space"
the wonders of punk music
>>28846204
>you don't even though guy copypasta mate
>>28845715
I'd still suck your dick tho
>>28846260
glad to hear, whoever you are
>>28846256
I think you're just jelly of my dubs
>>28846295
I'm gay.
:^ ) pls post picture
>>28846367
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy in the mouth to assert dominance
>post pic
pic related
>>28846387
It's ok. I enjoy dominance
>showing your powerlevel
>being a degenerate
>>28846118
>skinhead
>wants to fuck kike girls
My cracker
>>28846456
>being european
>being an actual nazi
>Missing out on being a degenerate
my boyfriend does the same thing and it's fucking sexy. he has pic related tattooed on his wrist, without the flag of course, and he also has a black sun on his shoulder. I guarantee that some of the fags just have crushes on you, dude.
>>28847379
whoops.
gorihgamal
>>28847379
>black sun
real kvlt shit
>I guarantee that some of the fags just have crushes on you, dude.
I know
>you were born just in time to witness the upcoming ultranationalist uprisings that will sweep across Europe
>>28845939
I am actually slightly left-wing, but play the role of a far right stormfag online, because it's so easy to piss off and trigger lefties.
>>28846456
>being afraid to show your powerlevel
Disappointing, you should hold no shame in your heart for being right and trust in your own power to sustain you in conflict. Your idol "Iron Pill" would be disappointed in you.
t. lvl 39 hyperborean shaman walking among the gentry every day
How do I subtlety dress more skinhead? I'm looking for ways to slip it into my business casual work attire. I have some milsurp shirts, but it's hard to know if they are enough or too much.
>>28848450
feet: doc martens you can get the boots or the shoes
for upper-body flight jackets, especially black or a wool sweater
shaved head
>>28848450
tight jeans but note necessarily skinny, those green jackets, white shirt into the pants, maybe a vest if that's not too overkill
I always dress in all black and combat boots. Not really skinhead style but I guess I look militant-punk or something. Anyway, just buzzed my head recently (like a 3, not even that short) and people are definitely more scared of me. I was on a roadtrip today and stopped at a rest area. There was some dumbass fieldtrip thing and these high school kids were looking at me funny cause I was smoking a cigarette and one of them said "well, we ARE in ohio." What I wouldn't give to grind their heads into the pavement.
Some nasty middle aged bar skank approached me the other night too. So maybe it also makes me more attractive/masculine looking? I'm not sure. I alternate between liking it and feeling tougher but sometimes I think it makes me look like a little boy or shows off my cheek fat and slight turkey neck which I am paranoid about. I'm super lanky but I eat like shit so I have a weirdish skinny fat body with all my fat in just my torso and a little on my chin/cheeks etc.
>>28848533
What kind of sweater?
>>28848550
What kind of vest?
>>28848573
O H I O
H
I
O
>>28848603
what part of ohio do you live in?
we could go to a lame grindcore show if you're in cinci
>>28848450
>hurrr how do I look like the kool kids guys
>hurrr i want to b a punker boii /fa/ qt 2
>MMMMM gimme some of dat punk boiii cock
>what even r shows?
>(You)
I hope you were mildy annoyed reading this Anon-Kun!
>>28848603
>What kind of vest?
denim, but that may be a little too much. Can also be a green cargo vest.
>>28848668
Columbus, but I'd drive for a slightly better than lame grindcore show. I saw a death industrial act once with a real classy looking skinhead, but since then I haven't even found a black or death metal show in town. Used to be a lot.
>>28848688
>implying skinhead is trendy
I mean, c'mon! It's the current year!
>>28848320
See Latsbrah for how you should present your ideology. Don't be fucking white trash.
>>28848719
I live in LA boots are trendy as fuck and people don't even 10-12 eye so stfu ya'll niggas just a bunch of basic boot bitches. Talk to me when you incorporate dyes into your leathery goods u homoeroticus!
>>28848715
I don't really like any kind of metal or even grindcore that much but I think the shows are fun. There is a decent sized DIY festival at the only punk bar in cinci this weekend but I don't have any friends to go with and not sure about tickets or anything. Usually shows there are free but they have like a fuck ton of bands playing
>>28848603
for a sweater I'd say navy or black v neck knit sweater with a white tee shirt underneath.
>>28848769
what if you just wear boots because you feel best in them and you don't associate with any sort of culture or subculture, and you just want to do whatever you want
and also what if you think dying leather is stupid and so is wearing jackets and things with patches on them for horror movies and shitty bands
what if you just want to do whatever you want and that involves steel toed boots and black skinny jeans and brandless black t shirts
>>28848694
Bedazzled?
>>28848817
>steel toed boots and black skinny jeans and brandless black t shirts
Apart from the skinny jeans, I'd be more inclined to think goth/rivethead than skinhead if I saw someone on the street wearing clothes of that description. lol
>>28848817
your subculture is the "i don't care about what other people think of me, even though I clearly do" culture
>>28848886
but i just dress like mc ride
why do you have to label me
i am my own person
i am nothing
>>28848732
>using the term white trash
I present myself as I am, if you're ashamed to do so, you are not fit for the world in the first place.
I thought Latsbrah was some swedish bodybuilder, did not know he was an ideologue.
>>28848909
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIIP
>>28848786
That might be something I'd be interested in. Can I get an email or something from you?
bloxblox
>>28848924
Armenoid internet defense force is a wierd name, what is an armenoid?
>>28848980
Armenoid is an old racial classification, I use it because its an inside joke with me and some /pol/ friends that i have. I basically just mean Armenian.
>>28845715
>be me
>be arab
>people don't fuck with me
>Am always the scariest cracker in the room
>people try to avoid expressing liberal/leftie bullshit around me
>fags and dykes are literally afraid of me
>other guys are afraid of starting shit with me
>mfw I'm not even racist
>mfw I don't even hate the gays
>mfw I can't grow out my white
>>28849014
>be arab
>cracker
>>28849009
Cool, what would be modern equivalent to the Armenians anyways?
I've a good head of thick black hair but went skinhead for a laugh after a dare when my friend cut it down to the wood.
I was pleasantly surprised to find I suit it as I've a good face. Only downside is I've a massive slice scar running over most of the right side of my head which makes me look like a fucking war criminal and intimidating as fuck as I'm also quite tall with a natural frown on my face.
>>28849070
Armenians.
>>28849048
motherfucker do I need to school you on skull shapes?
>>28848916
>did not know he was an ideologue.
Wew lad. He's literally Iron Pill incarnate.
>>28848949
Yeah okay
[email protected]
I might go to bed in a little while so try and contact me pretty soon please and I'll give you details
>>28849070
>>28849106
^this tbqh squadalad
>>28849106
Well I messed up there, thanks for the info
>>28849107
Do it, school us all
>>28849074
>massive slice scar running over most of the right side of my head which makes me look like a fucking war criminal and intimidating as fuck
How is that a downside?
>>28849107
>muh skull is almost shaped like this of a Caucasian so despite every other physical attribute of mine pointing towards other race I'm actually white lol
>>28849146
Some people can immediately get intimidated and get ideas about you before you open your mouth.
I'm glad right now I'm not a bald fag and can still grow my hair but when I go bald I won't look ridiculous, just a bit scary.
>>28849169
>>28849137
I'm not actually saying we are white, I'm saying the skull shape is enough to allow me to be lazy enough not to edit the green text but to simply copy paste it. I'm sorry, sheesh.
>>28849115
I don't watch youtube videos. Only books and good forums.
>>28845715
>tfw i look bad in buzz cut
>>28845715
I do the opposite, I never cut my hair or shave and I always wear a hoodie. Most people think I'm homeless and leave me alone.
>>28849193
>tall and built as fuck
>people don't mire you
>people are scared of you
>>28849201
Remember kids, the internet should be used for facts
*End credits*
>>28849014
>he thinks he's white
top zozzle
>>28847379
i'd just assume he's a death in june fan
and then offer to suck his dick
