>girls are naked under their clothes
>girls poop
>girls have ass hair like everyone else
>your dad gets boners sometimes
>girls have armpit hair
>girls have drinken semen
>girls take minute long pisses in the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkDdW24pe-4
>>28845550
GIRLS DON'T FUCKING POOP YOU FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Every girl you know (relatives included) has most likely masturbated at least once
>>28845373
>Your grandma has had sex
>any ct3.14 17+ has probably been fucked mercilessly by Chad
oohhhhh gog ooo shit shit shit shit shti , what the fyucuck do I do now tiwhfn his this?????
>you have been around people with erections before, possibly behind you, without even knowing.
>>28845550
>girls drop fat stinky deuces in public restrooms
>the person's hand who you shook or gave your controller to has had shit, piss and semen on it potentially.
>>28845723
>one of those people with erections had one for you and you never knew about it
>>28845666
thanks satan
originality is an illusion
>women have sex
>they enjoy it
>>28845703
ok
time to play pretend
>shake hands or high five somebody
>my fingers were just in my butt 5 minutes ago
>>28845801
>guy wants to do a roman handshake
>my forearm was up my anus 5 minutes ago
Fucking normies
>All other males in your house masturbate as well
>You'll have been mere steps away from them doing it
>They'll have done it in a room you've been in before
>You now remember how indiscreet you were when you were younger. Even though you were never caught, your family knew
>Your mother has washed out your semen stains before, knowing what they were
>your parents have sex while you're at home
>Your siblings have orgasmed before
>Your siblings may not be virgins anymore
>They'll have beaten you to losing their virginity
>>28845622
>Your mom has kissed you with her lips covered in your dad's semen
>>28845989
>your mom has kissed your dad while her lips were covered in your semen
Alpha as fuck niqqa
i have this absolutely retarded thing i do sometimes
when i walk past my old school i can help but to think "thats the pe hall.. [girl i had crush on] was naked in there, showering with the other girls..."
>>28845373
>Girls have a skeleton.
>girls scratch their butts then sniff their fingies
>At least one of the people around you has a fucked up fetish and is really deprived
>>28846278
thats why i want the superpowers from Watch_Dogs
it would be fucking amazing to see who people really are at the press of a button
>school i was at was very large, with lots of women and men
>whenever everyone was in the lunch room the thought that at least one of the women had watched hentai before always crept into my mind
>>28846242
That's fucking terrifying
This comment is original
>women can fart out of their vaginas
>>28846317
That's hot desu
>guys watch lesbian porn
>straight girls watchlesbian porn also
>girls actually have things stick up their vaginas
>>28846362
>there are highschool girls who own vibrators and dildos .
>>28846298
Find out who's gay, who has a crush on who, what fucked up shit they do, you know it's the normieist of the normies too.
>>28846317
I had a similar thought that someone else in this room probably goes on 4chan.
>>28846340
WHAT??originalio commenilo
>>28846242
delet this right fuckinh now
>>28846443
>he doesn't known what a queef is
Shame desu
>That time when you were at a sleepover and your friend went to the toilet a long time, he was jerking off.
>>28846465
The Hebrew in that picture makes zero sense, it's nonsensical.
>>28846443
queefs brah.
it sounds kinda like a fart but not quite
>Even if you are an incredibly ugly/short guy there has been at least one girl you knew who had a crush on you but you didn't realize it because you were too autistic
wew lad
>>28846391
No fucking way
Orinja
>>28845550
>girls let out raunchy stinky farts
>girls take stinky fat shits
>girls blow up the restroom like fukushima
>>28846242
spookiest post, best post
>>28845373
>the air that flows around your dad's ass is the same that flows around your mouth
>>28846391
b-but /r9k/ said that women can't get horny and don't enjoy sexual pleasure
>The rest of the world don't wash their asses after pooping
>your mom knows exactly why you have a trash can full of crumpled up tissues
>>28846822
Did you have the sniffles again, dear?
>>28846242
how very and absolutely lewd
>>28846822
anyone with a nose can tell what those are, anon
>>28846822
you exist, right?
that means your mom knows what cum is
>>28846822
I wish she'd stop pretending otherwise I'm 25.
>>28845622
>drinkin
>>28846963
he obviously meant drunked
>your dad beat the devil out of it while you were in the house
>>28846822
>your mom knows exactly the reason why you take so long in the bathroom
>>28846822
>mom says my bedsheets smell funky
>girls poop
>most wipe
>most of those that wipe look at the poop on the paper to see if they need to wipe more
>your mom calls you out on fucking your loudly fucking your gf when you thought you weren't making any noise
>>28847291
I am afraid I can't relate to this feel
>>28847291
>gf
>still at moms house
WHAT
THE
FUCKING
FUCK
>>28845622
>>28845625
>>28845686
>>28846254
>>28846340
These ones are potentially untrue, inaccurate, or not applicable to 100% of the population they claim to apply to.
Everything else is true.
>that Chad you met might be into having girls trample on him and piss on his face but he knows if he admits it he'll never be Chad again
>>28846822
>tfw I literally have one by my computer desk from blowing my nose
>I just eat my cum instead
>the hottest girl you know will one day rot underground while being eaten by maggots
>>28847995
What if she gets cremated?
>>28847995
not if my research grant clears
>>28848016
Imagine that flame, slowly licking its way up her pussy lips, toying with her nipples.
>>28848168
Actually it's insanely hot and roaring when the body is put in (clothed) such that the whole thing begins to incinerate right away.
But it WOULD take a while for the bones to be burnt and that's pretty lewd
>girls actually pushed digested food out of their buttholes
in a public shower scream EVERYONE IS NAKED
Every post in this thread makes me a little bit more insane
>your little sister has had some guy's penis insider her vagina
>sudden realizations you never gave any thought to before
>There are millions of girls who are naked and having sex RIGHT NOW
>There are millions of girls who are finding relief from bowel pressure by pooping RIGHT NOW
>>28846391
America is the vehicle through which Satan enters the world.
The female race must be stopped.
>your sister has boobs
>>28848206
I know anon, but thanks.
>there are girls that would fuck you, yes YOU
>>28848363
>>28848486
delete these please
>There are bugs in your house somewhere RIGHT NOW
>>28848840
>theres a spider in the wall RIGHT NOW
>there are girls who spend a lot of time daydreaming about their weird autist fantasies where they're heroic and strong and magical
>weak as a girl in real life and feel constantly vulnerable knowing 99% of men could easily overpower them
kinda sad to think about senpai
>>28845581
Just threw up a little
>everything living today will be dead in 120 years
