I finally worked up the courage to go outside.
I don't even look that bad.
Feelsgoodman :^)
pic related is me
what have you done outside, anon?
why did you need to muster the courage, anon?
What the fuck hahahhw
Idk why but I get this feeling that the skin on your scalp is extremely thin and sensitive and if I touch it it will peel off. I get the same from egg man.
>>28844070
>tfw when look very similar to this
>>28844070
nigga u look like a prometheus
>>28844070
Are you a boy or a girl? Genuine question.
>hair that thin
Dude just shave it off.
Your face is alright so you'll fine as a skinhead.
>>28844285
>>28844070
He's right just shave your hair, you'll look better
![age-girls-laughing-gettyimages[1].jpg_v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GDCLRT68Shj0H9gMyD5Y6mj2XgxHMrqPY4eUpHyDkR0PfdCcKRu3RRpBQhqx38geTcot5lTuphacAU97%2Fugbbg%3D%3D.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXywdJD.jpg "age-girls-laughing-gettyimages[1].jpg_v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GDCLRT68Shj0H9gMyD5Y6mj2XgxHMrqPY4eUpHyDkR0PfdCcKRu3RRpBQhqx38geTcot5lTuphacAU97%2Fugbbg%3D%3D.jpg")
>i dont even look that bad
pfffffffffffffAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAH
>>28844250
made me laugh
>>28844366
stop bullying dude
>>28844070
Grow out your hair. dye it blonde, THEN go for that parting combover shit.
You'll look like a legit handsome ss officer.
>>28844123
i went for a walk around the park.
chilled at a bench at the playground
>>28844146
You're not fooling anyone with that fucking hairline.
I fucking hate daylight.
You look like a less terrible eggman.
At least you have clear skin.
Daylight is hell for scarred skin.
>>28844070
Hello, Nigel. Been expecting you.
>>28844641
I actually used to have long hair
>>28844785
what the fuckkkoriginal fuck
nigga u look like Herr Flick with aspergers syndrome LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28844070
When did you decide to have Hitler hair?
>>28844801
i-i have more..
orginal
>>28844869
only send em if you don't have those stupid glasses
seriously anon get rid of them
You look like a really bad rapist.never go out again and stay away from schools
>>28844070
stop masturbating so much and fucking get a new hair cut.
>>28844888
need to go through my folders then.
>>28844070
Yep, you look fine, but you should shave your head.
>>28844070
Shit, I didnt know that W. Strasse visits r9k. Better prepare for that final fight against B.J.Blazkowicz
>>28844920
please never do that style again
also maybe you dont need to shave but you should try to get a hat or beanie or something.
>>28844070
You look like a creepy serial killer. Shave your head, you are bald
>>28845006
a-alright i wont..
heres one without the glasses.
>>28844919
How do you know he masturbates a lot?
>>28845071
I have a few tips for you anon
1 lose some weight
2 stop pretending to be a metalhead
I like that you can range from Tim Heidecker to Philip Seymour Hoffman. That's pretty good.
>>28845186
>>28845278
h-hey guys i think i'm gonna go to bed now. you're giving me alot to think about..
good for you OP
don't listen to these greasy hair 16 year olds, you actually look pretty good and i'm not just saying that to be nice
>>28844070
pic related is me
do you live in canada? we can go for a walk together
>>28845306
Don't be /feels/, anon. Do you want to send your skype?
>>28845416
you are handsome anon
>>28845416
Josh? Yo nigga, we hoopin over at Rucker Park, you down?
>>28844070
I think op looks cool, like some mad Nazi.
he's going to do something terrible in his life and be remembered forever.
nice to meet you op.
>>28845416
u r a q t
remember to trim beard regularly
>>28845455
you wouldn't say that if you saw me in real life :(
>>28845502
sorry, my name is dylan
>>28844070
You look like a British professor from a 1950s Government information film.
>>28845416
Female here. I would really like to cuddle with you and ask you how your day went.
>>28845659
>>28845502
>>28845455
>unironically being new
>>28845659
i always thought i looked more manly with a beard
>>28845416
>>28845694
>>28845806
m8 if you worked out you could be an easy 8/10
wtf are you doing, get your shit together
>>28845852
thank you :)
i've been in a rough patch lately, people on /r9k/ keep trying to ruin my life by accusing me of pedophilia
>>28844070
Eggman Mk II
>>28845806
anon I really want to date you
>>28845806
Not shave, trim. Keep good care of it.
But you do look good both ways.
>>28845806
Probably because it hides your weak as fuck jawline
>>28845950
my jawline is not weak as fuck :(
>>28846006
Hello Jim Gordon.
>>28844070
What are you so amused about here?
>>28844070
You wear your hair like mommy combed it for you. You need to get rid of it because it will look like shit no matter how you style it. Otherwise, you look alright. Good for you for getting outside.
>>28845927
GET OFF
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The internet my dude. It only makes things worse when you're in a rough state
>>28845416
>>28845694
>>28845806
>>28845927
>>28846006
you have sad eyes :(
cheer up, i would kiss you
>>28846137
I bet you are a fat pimpled uggo, not anything like pic related for sure. Given you are a woman
>>28844070
Damn, I never thought I'd say this thing that women say, but you ACTUALLY look creepy. God damn. So sorry.
>>28845416
Why is your hair black but your beard red? I was hoping you were another /blue-eyed redhead/ master race.
>>28846137
thank you :)
my girlfriend actually looks like your pic related
>>28844070
Wouldn't be bad if you wore a hat. I know a lot of dudes that wear those winter beanies or a baseball cap everywhere all the time.
>>28846269
>emoticons
>girlfriend
>handsome
OUT
>>28844785
that looks cool as fuck anon, everyone should have a long hair phase
>>28846294
>that looks cool as fuck
How does one become so out of touch with reality?
>>28846255
that was just the particular lighting
where are you from?
>>28844070
I know of a place,
Where you never get harmed,
A magical place,
With magical charms
>>28846380
US, deep south.
you all look very racist
>>28846504
>t. person of color
>>28845071
This guy looks like an overweight chick and would likely make a good trap.
