Relive school memories here. What the fuck was up with this thing and why did every school do it
What about how every school does beach volleyball?
To skip class I used to hide in the toilets and when someone would come in I went and washed my hands until they left lol. some cunt took a fat shit and I was washing my hands for like 30 mins
just thought I'd tell yous cause it was proper bants haha
When this got rolled into class
>>28843576
>be me
>actually fairly normal kid
>be on bus
>live far away from school, country ass house
>fat retard girl is sitting to the seat next to me
>her pants were sagging
>reaching over I put my hand down her pants
>she looked back
>she said "c-continue"
>walk up into her seat
>tells her to take off her pants
>her pants only
>bitch was fat as fuck
>I pull down her panties
>put a sock in her mouth
>I penetrate her asshole
>I cum
>she gets off
>bus driver says "you got mayo on your pants to her
>that was it
>mfw lost my virginity with a retard
>>28843639
Why not find another toilet?
>>28843878
was comfy lol
>>28843730
Anyone have any other stories like this?
>>28843890
All my school toilets were the worst. Piss everywhere, graffiti, cigarettes etc.
>Okay everyone, for this presentation, you can choose your own topic. Everyone must present in front of the class, the class will grade it.
>that time my friends and I smoked the wacky tobaccy and felt all silly
we just didn't give a heck back in those days haha
>That one teacher who held you back after class to speak to you about your future and all that shit but you blew off because you were an autistic little shit that just wanted to get back to your gameboy or a novel and ignore everything for the rest of the day.
Well thanks for at least trying, teach.
>>28844553
tfw they had faith in you and you threw it all away.
>adult who we never see sitting at the teacher desk
>Ay, we got a seb?
>Ay, is you a seb teacher?
>>28843687
>This thing rolls in/tv static is heard
>Ay, we watchin' a movie, today?
What do you THINK?? It's only once in a blue moon when the answer is no.
>graduation day
>the girl i had a huge crush on sat between me and her boyfriend
>i sit next to her for an hour knowing she would never be mine and i will probably never see her again
good times
>>28844553
>All these people around me can focus on looking cool and popularity and dick around in lessons. Since I'm focusing and doing well in school, I'll have the last laugh! I'll run some company and they'll all either be jobless or work for me.
>Turns out you need connections and good interview skills over good grades whoops
>>28843687
>tfw it gets rolled in but it's for the class after yours
>have crippling anxiety and panic disorders
>sperg out and bawl eyes out every time I got a new assignment
>tear hear out constantly
>get yelled at by mom and dad
>bullied daily
>get 51 in math because I spent so much time crying, panicking and ripping my hair out
>spend 3 hours straight that night screaming under a bridge because I was too nervous to go home
>6th grade
>2 classes left before the end of the day
>Have to shit
>Slow autistic kid has the hall pass
>Teacher won't let me leave
>Shit my pants
>Sitting in the far back of the room, so no one notices
>Run out of the room
>Head into the bathroom, scoop the shit out of my tighty whities, throw them out of the window
>wet my hands in the toilet after flushing several times
>Make it back to class, end of the day comes
>About to leave for the end of the day
>Girl screams "EWWW"
>mfw shit was running down the side of my pants
>I almost made it
>sophomore in HS
>like this qt 3.14 manic pixie dream girl since the seventh grade
>i'm her orbiter
>getting past that, it's her birthday
>wonder what to get her
>deicde to be funny
>10th grade me thinks its funny to get a really old bag of marshmellows and put onions in them
>give them to her
>apparently her and her chad friend were having issues that day
>she ignores the gift, my existence, and doesn't talk to me the whole class
>stuck eating old ass marshmellows
>tfw tried getting in contact with her years later
>became an orbiter again
>she cut off contact with me because I would drunk text her weird romantic shit
>thought I couldn't live without her
>grow up and realize romance and this whole idea of dramaticizing women doesn't work
>if you keep thinking women are these beautiful angels you're going to be cucked
>the world operates around the idea of the predator and the prey. If you aren't preying, then you're the prey.
>decide to be a whole lot more confident and straightforward
>now have girls that want me
>even girls that are in relationships have expressed interest towards me
>made me lose faith in thinking that faithful relationships without constant competition exist
>some of these girls I could fuck today if I wasn't a goodie two shoe and didn't believe in cheating with women
>part of me wonders if I should even care, these girls would find somebody else with less morals.
