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/r9k/ birthday thread
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The sun is setting, never to rise again.
Where are all those hours poured into runescape now?
My heart sinks, and with it dies all the light on this website.
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>>28843416
Wonderfully said anon but runescape is shit
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>>28843346
>FB_IMG
Piss of normal slime
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>>28844081
In my defense my mom posted it on Facebook and it's the only place I could get it without spaghetti.
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>>28843416
whose this cutie?
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>>28843346
Ahhh I've a folder full of sad birthdays. Anyone interested?
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>>28844360
he's pretty good looking, figuring it's staged
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>>28844390
Oh I have plenty more my dear. :^)
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>>28844360
Yes. Please post more.

Post black facebook party guy please.
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What makes these sad? I think they're sweet and endearing. Being close with family and having parents that love you and care about you enough to treat you special on your birthday is a beautiful thing.
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>>28844419
that drink, what's it called
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>>28844446
What make it sad for me is that it could be that the parents know how lonely they are yet still love them and try their best to make them happy. Almost like they are in some state of denial.
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>>28844446
Yeah, the thing that saddens me is when people don't come to stuff. Family with a cake is fine, it's nice their family cares about them to get this great cake.

It's whenever they're sitting alone at a party that gets me.
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It's been like 4 years since I celebrated my birthday. anyone else?
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Today is my birthday guys! I turn 20 and I'm here in my apartment all by myself...
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turning 19 in two days, fuck im lonely
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>>28844497
It's not really a party if you're alone though.
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>>28844465
frog in a pond
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I turned 25 on Monday. I feel empty.
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>>28844419
I didn't want anymore
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>>28844567
It could have been if you invited all your friends and nobody came. I get the same feel when I hear about people being stood up for dates
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>Tfw haven't had a birthday party in 13 years
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>>28844646
In that case yeah I suppose. Still I'd say that if you're alone at a party then it's not a party and thus being alone isn't bad.
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>>28844432
Sorry forgot about thread, I'm back to post more
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How convenient, I turned 20 today. I didn't sleep at night. I feel like life is going to suck for the next ten years. Any advance anons?
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>>28844360
Post'em friendo
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>>28844753
>>28844710
As you wish
Thinking about posting a .zip on mediafire or maybe imgur album
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RIP apple man, we miss you
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>>28844775
http://imgur.com/a/bvjw2
here you guys go
only 16 pics, thought I had more
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>>28844506
It's been 5 for me. For some reason I don't really care that much about my birthday.
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>>28844781
RIP in piece apple~chan
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>>28844390
so?sure it helps a lot,but if you are autistic and socially retarded not even lookin good will save you
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>>28844928
let me guess another tripfag homosexual
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>>28844390
Beautiful Robots can exist. A robot has crippling mental and social problems; being attractive is essentially winning the genetic lottery. It doesnt mean you will be successful, smart, funny, charismatic, etc.
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>>28844964
No, apple~chan would not fall to that degeneracy.

He has fallen on hard times due to attempting to deal a vast amount of drugs and is attending his Jewish school, but he would never be a tripfag.

He is just special to our hearts.
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>>28845003
Go do your homework and play with your friends, 18 year old
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>>28843416
>Ela nunca vai ser sua namorada.
Por que viver?
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>>28845048
What, you're unhappy because physical beauty has little to do with the chemical reactions taking place in a person's brain?
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>>28843346
This is a soul-crushing thread. It sure motivates to never end up like that.
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we didnt choose life it was forced upon us
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All of these pictures are guys turning 20
>tfw I turn 20 next week
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>>28843346
>>28844360
>>28844419
>>28844710
>>28844775
>>28844781
>>28845167
Goddamn, I'm in tears. You can really see the sadness and loneliness in their eyes. They've given up on life. I wish them all the best. ;_;
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>>28843346
Most people I know rarely celebrate their birthdays. I spent my 19th working cause I didn't care to go through the hassle of calling off.
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>>28844515
grats, I'm 22 in the same situation as you. Make use of those 2 years anon because it all goes downhill from there
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>>28843346
This is the only valid r9k birthday
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>>28845233
If that makes you feel better...
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>>28843416
Ummm... significantly less sad when it's a girl, especially when she's cute and smiling. In fact, this isn't sad at all.
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>>28845013
Kyler quit being so gay
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>>28844515
>>28845367
Happy birthday senpai, if you're in the tristate area I'll buy you a slice of cake or pizza
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>>28845003
it's highly uncommon. attractive people's lives are easy as fuck
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>>28845382
I'm just not gonna celebrate it again. But thanks anon
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>high school dropout
>4 years a neet
>kissless virgin
>no friends or social life
>mother gives me a birthday card saying she'll always see the potential in me
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>>28845371
I feel it every time.
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>>28845371
The feels , can't handle them
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>>28843346
>mfw every fucking birthday in the last 6 or 7 years has been an r9k birthday
i really feel bad for these people
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>>28845058

Apenas acabe com minha vida, anon.

>Non-ASCII text is not allowed
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>>28845371
He seems like a pretty respectable guy too. I'd go to his party.
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>>28845515
I swear i would do whatever it takes to plzase m'y mom if i were yiu
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>>28843416
>hey sweetie, before you leave to chad's party come and take a pic with your grandpa
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>>28845371
>poor man's Kanye
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>>28843346

>20th birthday
>wake up, put nice clothes on as it's my birthday
>no texts
>no cards, no presents, not even from my extended family even though I send them out
>oh well
>mothers ex boyfriend who I'm still friendly with stops by my one room bedsit for cup of tea
>have to sign on jobseekers having lost my apprenticeship a few months before
>buy myself birthday booze on way home
>woman in shop says "big night, ey?"
>get home, order myself birthday pizza
>drink alcohol
>Go to bed at 9pm

At least the people in these pictures actually spent their birthday with loved ones. I'm requesting a night shift at work on my next birthday so at least I'm not alone
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You can see the pain in it's eyes.
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Just had another sad birthday.
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>>28844390
lol, theres a difference between not being disfigured and looking good
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>>28846261

i'd also do whatever it takes to please yer mum m8
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>>28846875
>mom smiled a little
>i splurged a little on our weekly food budget and got the name brand cake mix and frosting
> dad shouts over the murmurs of softcore porn coming from his ancient laptop at her
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>almost 25.
>never had a birthday party.
>no gf.
>birthdays consist of going out to bar alone drinking a few and walking around a park at night.
>go home late, fap then think of my failure of a future.
>can't wait for my birthday.
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>>28847712
Sounds lively....
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>get birthday money
>spend it on drugs and have a party by myself
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>>28844597
Happy late birthday, anon
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