i told you guys about this preschool teacher messaging me yesterday and i took your advice and asked her to dinner and a movie saturday and this happens
judging by face she's right about the fatass part
>>28842539
go ahead and fuck her, no?
that's a sure thing, congrats anon
she sounds chill. just hangout with her, you dingus.
wowee you socialised
this is your fucking chance
should i use a condom though? i really want to come deep inside her but i dont want an std
>>28842625
she had 2 fullbody pics. not fat, not chubby
>>28842539
Post her pic O P
>>28842693
of course you should use a condom you fucking retard, what kind of a question is that?
So she's a scat fetishist? I mean, if you're into watching movies and defecating (most likely in your pants while you watch the movie) then good on you but if not then look out pham
>>28842744
The kind of question that someone who never has sex asks
Be gentle. OP, should be fun. She's clearly dtf, probably kind. She can take your virginity kindly
Be on the lookout. She might try to murder you or lock you in her basement or something. You've never met her in person so anything could happen.
If your drink is out of your site for any amount of time, don't drink it.
>>28842693
Are you mentally handicapped?
You always use a condom.
Oh and check her for herpes, HPV and syphilis first. (condoms won't stop those if you go skin to skin contact with the manifestation)
Nice. What a catch.
At least on the surface. Congrats on having a nice evening.
Just insist on splitting the bill for the pizza. Women can easily get pissy the moment they've put you in 'debt' (they don't see the concept of generosity).
>>28842539
It's a slam dunk. "Watch movies and shit." is basically a socially acceptable way of saying "Let's throw on some crappy comedy from 2006 and bang 15 minutes in."
Just read the sign. When she starts to make physical contact, or tries to get close, reciprocate. After that you should be able to feel your way through the rest.
Don't use a condom OP, it'll ruin everything.
>>28842807
How would you get her in a positions to allow for a proper genital inspection without offering oral? (because then you have of bite the bullet right?)
>>28842807
Lmao yeah just say "hey lemme examine your pussy to see if you have herpes even if it's possible that you have herpes and I just can't see it because u have no symptoms" she'll understand.
>>28842873
thought so. i'll ask if she's on birth control before coming
>>28842794
This. I wouldn't drink anything she gave me t b h, she could use a syringe through the cap so it looks unopened. When you get there ask her if you can look around and do a full sweep of the apartment checking every room and closet for a hiding person
OP, use a condom. She is a stranger. This should be common sense.
But yeah she seems chill/nice and maybe once you know her long enough to determine whether or not she's on birth control/has STDs you can make her your gf and not use a condom anymore
>>28843013
>before coming
Before you put it in you ask if you need a condom.
>>28842744
>>28842807
Get a load of these homos.
Seriously, OP, live a little. Rawdog and jizz balls deep. Who cares if you come away with a little herp?
>>28843080
This. I fuck literal hooker bareback, haven't caught anything in all these years. STDs are a meme.
>>28843150
Have you checked yourself? As in gone to the doctor?
>>28843150
this is what i'm starting to think
>>28843208
Dude, I even caught herpes and it's still a meme. Everyonce in a great while I'll get a breakout which consists of one or two lesions. Big fucking deal.
>>28843204
every 6 months
>>28842693
>should i use a condom though?
Yes, you don't deserve to reproduce if you're stupid enough to even have to ask a question like that.
>>28842539
>Op is so blinded by his lust he doesn't even realize he's being cat-fished.
>virgins here saying you always use a condom
>not cumming as deep inside as you can when it's a safe time of the month
Y'all are missing out :')
>>28843552
that crossed my mind especially since she messaged me first. and asked what games do i play. what girl asks that
>>28842693
>all these people trying to fuck op over
Yes use a condom, the risk isn't worth it
>>28842539
just go and watch movies. check out what she is wearing. if she gets uncomfortable close, hit her and run away.
don't forget just a fuck of 5 minutes can ruin your forever wizard power
>>28842693
Kekekekekek 4 Trojan shills ITT
Never use a condom OP
>>28844739
if any of you gormless fuckers actually do manage to get a girl, please ignore this shitpost, there is NO safe time of the month - if the bitch can get pregnant at all then squirting in her at any time can result in a baby being conceived
>>28844800
>>28843552
i did my tinder to facebook creep system and she checks out. FYI, you google search the first name with quotes("Jane"), then the city she's from ("Nashville"), then the college/highschool/wherever she went to ("Brown University"), and optionally facebook. her facebook account will be in the first page of search results. So it'd be ("Jane" "Nashville" "Brown University" facebook) with facebook being optional. YW for this life hack
>>28843319
ITT 14 year old "muh STD muh pregnancy" memers
>>28844948
>what is birth control
Kill yourself
>>28845001
>backpedaling
birth control isn't "the safe time of the month" you autistic retard, you kill yourself first
>>28842683
kek'd hard
OP, go eat pizza and have a good time. Ask her if she has a movie in mind or bring one of your favorites if she hasn't seen it.>or watch netflix because physical media is dead
>>28845001
t. Virgin shitposter
Dude u dont ask her if shes on birth control unless ur about to stick it in. "Watch movies and shit" is just another way of saying "netflix and chill". As long as u dont spaghetti it up or she doesnt flake this is guaranteed pussy. Good luck.
>>28843080
>herpes is the worst outcome
The problem is the risk of having a child, retard
>>28845001
She isn't on the pill ;)
>>28842539
GET SOME BOYO
What the fuck... watch movies and shit is a euphemism?
A girl literally just said this EXACT phrase to me like a week ago but I turned her down because I didn't understand why I would want to defecate at somebody else's house.
>>28842539
I mean I'm pleased for you OP, but are you sure you want to be dating someone who uses fatphobic slurs?
>>28844739
>STDs have a safe time of the month
>>28845375
10/10 gave a smile and a bit of a chuckle.
