If you could give your 15 year old self just ONE piece of advice, what would it be?
>>28841993
Stop listening to your mom
>>28841993
Become a rapist, it's the only way you're going to have sex with anyone.
Stop video games and porn. They will ruin your dopamine receptors.
kill yourself before it gets even worse
>>28842043
this
origianoil
Don't get into the art majors' dorm. They're not the cool people they seem like at first, they're catty, will ruin your self esteem, and you'll drop out because the sight of the campus makes you die a little inside.
Also they stay up all night and you really don't want to miss the 7AM labs.
Go to school you whiny little fag. You actually have friends there
you should have killed yourself pleb
kill yourself right the fuck now who cares if your family will be sad
Don't fall for the medication meme.
buy into bitcoins early
>>28841993
join the army and don't come back
>>28841993
A fist
>>28841993
>If someone crosses you, kill them. No matter the consequences.
I think I'd be a lot happier being satisfied in prison than free and hating myself.
Don't get on that train December 2006
>>28842240
care to greentext what happened, mr anon
>>28841993
Dont jump into that sand pit at the beach at port macquarie. If you do get injured dont tell the recruiters they wont find out.
put down the gun
>>28842240
story time faggot
>>28842240
greentext it nigger.
Fucking study for fucks sake
>>28842240
G R E E N T E X T
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>>28841993
Killyourself. It just goes downhill.
>>28842240
It was a 12 hour train ride. Awful, just awful.
appreciate the people around you, they won't be around forever.
>>28842229
It's never too late to start
>>28842396
>have the opportunity to permanently make a positive mark on your overall life through one piece of advice
>could literally tell yourself where treasure is buried, or to start lifting and losing weight at an early age
>could potentially turn your current self into total alpha chad mode with a single sentence
"dont go on a train cos its long and a bit shit"
>>28841993
Pronebone your cousin when she starts to come into your room.
Dont get into /mlp/
>>28842007
first post best post
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Find the highest place you can and jump off.
>>28842198
the only correct answer and still is the correct
answer
dont fap at your aunts house
Ask her out, just do it, you will regret it if you don't do it RIGHT NOW.Do not waste more time, just do it.
>>28841993
don't bother with her
You should go and confess to her, and don,t, under any circunstance lend money to your sister.
Tell her how you feel about her you autistic little piece of trash
>>28841993
avoid anyone called sophie
>>28842841
green text fgt
>>28841993
Get diagnosed with ADD
>>28841993
Buy imodium so you don't shit yourself
Just end it senpai.
Oregano
Lose weight earlier, it's easy. It will be easier then and you won't have missed out on your late teen years.
>>28841993
Just fucking kill yourself already life is meaningless.
>>28841993
Buy dollars
>>28842670
that poor, poor child.
>>28841993
grow up one year
tell Julie I love her from the day I knew her
profit??
>>28841993
I'd tell him the winning #'s of that one time the Ohio lottery was at a record high. I'm pretty sure multiple people eventually won it so I'd tell myself the ones for the drawing right before that.
>>28842024
But that would be morally wrong
Study hard and get A's.
Stop being such a dense autistic you fucking fuck
>>28842038
You can't ruin your dopamine receptors, you just fugged up your brain a lil bit. Stop jerking it to porn and after 6 months you will be back to normal. Don't see anything wrong with video games as long as you get some excersise and have other hobbies
>>28841993
>instead of getting that pc for your hard work, get more weights
undoing 10 years of shit is hard work
>>28844541
and counting
>original desu
>>28841993
Fuck that black chick that for some reason liked you because a Chad winds up taking her to prom senior year, don't worry about her being a Stacey and you having no friends at least try and get one in the goal.
>>28842043
Yep, that felling you have, that every time you don't do it the stakes are upped and it gets worse and worse and harder and harder? You are right, do it now when you don't have people depending on you.
You should probably just kill yourself now.
>>28841993
It doesn't get any better, end yourself.
It's not your fault. Everything they have been telling you is wrong. Drop out, get your GED and move on to college. Invest in yourself, you are worth it. Try your very best to love yourself.
>>28842670
this is child abuse
you have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder predominately inattentive, seek mental healthcare
>>28844749
Basically, the table manners math etc is good but she should be bringing him as a treat, asking him to take on the role of a male dinner partner and 'teaching him how to treat a woman' is beyond fucking weird and inappropriate.
Start lifting and running. You will feel 100x better.
>>28842948
This is me, but three years ago.
Things never woulda panned out anyway though, right?
God, I need to let her go.
>>28841993
Stop being jaded and join in on the fun of high school.
Stop the shota
Kill yourself before it's too late.
>>28844830
I know that feeling, she was such a kind and nice girl, hell sheprobably would have said yes if I asked her out, but I was too much of a pussy to do it, since I didn't want to destroy the friendship we had.
And I always think of reasons why things wouldn't have worked out , even if I did it,but I still regret it.However, as you said, I must forget her eventually, she has her own life now and I have my own life now.
>>28844968
On the bright side, there's 3.5 billion others, right?
There's gotta be another one liker her... right?
RIGHT?
I wish I would've manned the fuck up.
All of these people telling themselves to kill themselves. Why don't you do it now you dumb edgy losers?
>>28841993
Whore yourself out while you still can
>>28845011
It is increadably non-pc to say this but people, men and women are very very similar, i.e. all men are the same and all women are the same, or at least on a relatively small spectrum. TL:DR there are literally millions of women similar enough to her that you can find somebody that will be enough like her that you could be happy.
>>28845080
I have people whose lives rely on me. At 15 I was a child, a few people would have missed me but that was about it. Now people rely on me, are dependent on me.
>>28845080
I don't know if there is some happiness to be found or only pain, but I know that since I was 15 there was only pain and loneliness. With my current knowledge, it makes sense to die at 15, but I can't predict the future precisely enough to tell if it's worth killing myself now, specially after so much damage was done.
>>28841993
Lose weight.
By any. means. necessary.
talk to people you dont normally talk to
>>28845120
>Non-pc
Nigger, we're on 4chan. Why the fuck is that even worth mentioning?
This faggotry
This faggotry needs to cease immediately.
>>28841993
get a job, don't worry about girls then.
I used to have thoughts like this, or even stupider, go back in time just to punch yourself in the face, then I realized having those thoughts is what made me immature. You were just a kid back then.
>>28841993
Don't hang out with your brother. I know you don't have a father figure, but he's nothing approaching a substitute.
>>28841993
stop masturbating, ignore girls and achieve goals you little wanking cunt.
>>28841993
Don't have sex or fall in love
It's a huge meme and it will fuck up our life HARD.
I literally couldn't stop every girl I've ever dated from cheating on me
>>28841993
stop eating chocolate you fat fuck
Stop being fat now, don't wait until your 21 and already destroyed your life.
>>28841993
study hard in school and stop being fat
>>28841993
Get in shape or you'll have a shit life
>>28841993
Come up with a good piece of advice by now.
Go to college. While being an original comment.
>>28841993
kill yourself right now, it's not getting any better
WHy the fuck are most of you telling yourselves to commit suicide instead of telling them the steps to preventing the depression/suicidal thoughts??
>>28841993
You're being used as a lab rat by your pschologist, he knows that the anti-ADHD pills have side effects like depression, he's using you and going to mom and dad won't get you anywhere, so start by not taking those meds, they're the reason why you feel physically ill and that rage you feel is the only thing that will help you, embrace it don't try to vanish it through jacking off or hurting yourself just let it take control.
>>28844792
At least he gets to fuck ber after
Powerball numbers.
Fuck this poverty shit.
>>28845505
Sweet summer child, you probably think only depressed people or people with fixable problems want to kill themselves don't you. Some of us have lives that are made a living hell by irreversible physical issues or shit that can't be changed or fixed. What should they do when hope is all that keeps them going and hindsight shows hope to be an abomination?
>>28845505
Most teenagers end up depressed because of external factors and back when we were 15 we had no power over ourselves and our lives, it's easier to put an end to it.
>>28845521
I'm not convinced that that would be a good thing and his 6yo dick isn't going to do too much to her hole which has thrown out at least two children by the look of the pic, and if she really was abused as she claims her arsehole probably gapes so much she blocks the toilet weekly.
DON'T GO ON A LATE NIGHT FOOD RUN IN THAT BLIZARD IN 2013
YOU ARE GOING TO TOTAL THAT SHIT
>>28841993
Don't waste that time on that dumb whore and stay the fuck away from the opiates.
>>28843314
This is solid advice for now as well I've taken immodium at work so many times to hold back shits
>>28842670
So, the kid earns money and she forces him to spend on pleasing her? That's teaching him to be a slave, not a gentlemen.
>>28845774
Or a perfect allegory for his future life as a guy who believes he has to pay women for their time and interest and who will end up with a gold digger (if he is rich) or a cheating cunt who uses him to pay the bills while she fucks some hot chad.
Just be yourself.oreganodesuwa
>>28841993
already too late to change anything but this
>>28842043
kill yourself before its to late
>>28845691
You should take more since it'll get your high. Literally:
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_158685.html
http://library.aumhc.org/poc/view_doc.php?type=news&id=181145&cn=1408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide#Recreational_use
>>28841993
Find the nearest set of railway tracks, lay your neck on them and close your eyes.
>>28842670
I imagine for a lot of us who were raised by single moms it's the same story; they are jaded and pass their resentment/hopelessness/ideals of what a man should be on to us. I was always told that I didn't need to have a GF when i was in my early and late teens, she probably thought I would become heartbroken/hurt, but that's basically when you can get experience being around grills and if you fuck up it doesn't really matter.
Now I'm in my mid-20s and feel like that invaluable experience could've done me a lot of good, I'm at a handicap even compared to people a decade younger.
I don't really give up hope though. Despite the fact that many have had better starts than me, I know that a nearly immeasurable amount of guys have been through the same thing. Maybe not all of them found happiness, but some probably did. I find some unity in that struggle.
study harder man, don't sit play too much runescape senpai.
(playing rs atm)
Wait more 10 hours before you hang yourself, you won't get caught.
>>28841993
Apply to colleges
dont fall for Sofia
she's just a girl
she's not a perfect goddess no matter how blindingly beautiful she is
not to mention out of your league
and dont listen to much to Viktor either, he's your best friend but he takes his advice too serious
never
ever
go to 4chan
im serious, it will kill you
