>tfw all I want is a boyfriend, so we can live together with some cute kitties and play video games in a world that isn't collapsing into filth
>It'll never happen
>>28841880
Male or female?
Makes a big difference.
>>28841954
Male. You're right. It does. If I was a girl I could have had this a decade ago. Instead I never will.
>>28841977
Why do you think you'll never have it?
>>28841996
Because men are naturally whores and only women can control their dicks. If I did find a man it would have to be one I wasn't attracted to and still expect cheating.
>>28842050
Do you want to be sexual with that man? Or would it be more of a romantic relationship without that?
>>28842124
I guess I would want to be, but I don't even know at this point honestly.
>>28842172
Even though you wouldn't be attracted to him like you said earlier?
And any reason why don't know anymore?
>>28842269
>Even though you wouldn't be attracted to him like you said earlier?
Well to have feelings for someone I would most likely have to be attracted to them. Either that or they'd have to be a seriously unique person.
>And any reason why don't know anymore?
Because I've given up on life.
>>28842335
I feel kinda shitty for asking you question after question that don't really lead anywhere...
Have you tried finding a man you're comfortable with (and vice versa) ?
>>28842490
Only for nearly 2 decades.
>>28842635
Jeez... I wish I could help you.
>>28842635
Get out more, talk to people.
Find some fags on /lgbt/ add them on skype.
I was in your situation and thought it was hopeless until I actually tried doing something. Now I've got everything you want in life.
Once you find a guy you're interested in all those fatalistic fantasies will go away. Just put yourself out there.
>>28841880
cats sucks and shits in boxes
>>28843842
>Get out more, talk to people.
Oh boy, normiesplaining. Go kill yourself. That's not rhetoric. Seriously buy a gun and eat a bullet. You're either not gay or you're a filthy degenerate because there's no such thing as an attractive, decent gay man.
>>28844308
I know they're not the cleanest, but they're such cuties.
go to bed kai
>>28845642
but I'm an attractive decent gay man .-.
>>28847113
If you're happy, you're absolutely not. No decent person is happy in a world this sick and vile. You can either be happy or good in this age, but you most certainly can't be both.
Cats are shit tier pets with cyclical memories, incapable of forming empathic bonds.
Good tools for outside pest control though.
if ur a qt ill be ur loyal bf
>>28847168
>No decent person is happy in a world this sick and vile. You can either be happy or good in this age, but you most certainly can't be both.
>>28847191
>Cats are shit tier pets with cyclical memories, incapable of forming empathic bonds.
This is something retards say.
>Good tools for outside pest control though.
Keep your cats indoors you fucking cancer.
>>28847210
I don't know what the fuck I am anymore. I used to be attractive. Now I'm just sort of persisting.
>>28847273
A hat isn't an argument.
>>28841880
Iktf except with no cats.
Cats are the roasties of animals.
>>28841977
B my bf god damnit I want a non-degenerate bf so badly
>>28847401
r u kyuut
>>28847419
I guess so. yeah. I'm not a trap though you have to be into guys for sure.
>>28847401
Yeah me too. Sort of. I'm starting to wonder if it's not better to just remain single though. Men are such a massive amount of problems.
>>28847336
Are you a decent, non degenerate person?
Also what do you think of people who don't necessarily intend to have sexual contact?
>>28847444
I agree traps are trash. Which country are you from anon. I'm not OP btw
>>28847473
>Are you a decent, non degenerate person?
Absolutely. I have never used any recreational drugs or had sex with any stranger. Nor do I ever intend to. If anything, I'm too puritanical for most people.
>Also what do you think of people who don't necessarily intend to have sexual contact?
I don't know. I have a hand.
>>28847519
So you think you might be ok with having a non-sexual albeit romantical relationship with another man?
>>28847564
Possibly. But any cheating would be met with murder.
>>28847473
Yes I hold my morals above all else, I would never cheat on a bf. I do smoke weed and drink sometimes (alone) but I don't go out partying all the time that's not what I like to do.
I would probably like to have sexual contact or at least cuddling.
>>28847508
USA west coast
>>28847582
Obviously. In a purely romantical relationship there isn't even the (horrifically bad) excuse of "having urges to fulfill" or some bs.
>>28847585
I'm from the Midwest. A bit far
>>28841880
>cats
>not dog
it seems we weren't meant to be
>>28847640
>it seems we weren't meant to be
This.
>>28847582
Also you say you are too puritanical for most... What are your criteria that make you say that?
>>28847622
Well If you want to get to know me anyway
[email protected]
I travel for work and move a lot so me being around your area wouldn't be farfetched
>>28847622
Where are you at in the midwest? I am there too.
I want that all too and I'm a grill. It may never happen for us but especially you since every gay man i have ever known has been very promiscuous. I think it may be the norm for you guys
>>28847755
I'm from Chicago. Don't worry I'm not a nigger.
>>28847762
Well yeah it's the norm because being gay is a choice and most choose to do so in order to slut around as much as possible because dealing with women is annoying
>>28847792
Ah, that's unfortunate. I'm still not close to you.
At least you're not a nigger, anon.
>>28847585
>I do smoke weed and drink sometimes
You're out. I would never date anyone who used drugs, especially pot. Pot is the absolute WORST drug because it's used as a wedge to claim that drugs are not degenerate.
>>28847640
I have a strong sense of smell and dogs fucking reek. They always smell horrid, even when clean. Cats may drag litter around, but they don't tend to smell at all.
>>28847667
I am 100% intolerant of any drugs except MAYBE alcohol on RARE occasions, which I would prefer people don't use either, but since practically everyone does, I've given up on that one. Pot I won't budge on though. I find it disgusting beyond description. I'm also a vegetarian and strongly opposed to jewish religions (not real religions though), because they have such vile and indefensible """""""""""""""""morals""""""""""""""""". It fucking kills me when christians try to claim moral high ground when their "holy" book is so filled with absolute filth that the jews' god condones.
>>28847762
>I want that all too and I'm a grill. It may never happen for us but especially you since every gay man i have ever known has been very promiscuous.
Lel do you ever tell them that? I'm sure you don't because you're probably already aware of how much they deny it then get bitchy and start projecting at you.
>I think it may be the norm for you guys
It absolutely is because most men have zero self-control. They're subanimal monsters. Not even human. The only reason straight men don't do this shit as the norm is because women have enough sense to not lust for dick 24/7, which means you control their urges.
>>28847803
>being gay is a choice
>but obesity is genetic
Know how I know you're a stupid fucking American?
>>28847931
>but obesity is genetic
W-what...the?....when did ?I...
Whatever man, you do you lmao
>>28847931
Hey, I apparently do not partake in things you do not tolerate!
Anyway you probably wouldn't like me anyway cause I'm a fat depressed (possibly) autist.
>>28847931
>no drugs and alcohol only rarely
are you SURE about the dog thing? what if we got a cat-sized dog
>>28848041
A Shiba Inu. They also act a lot like cats. Fucking adorable.
>>28848029
I guess it would just depend, but honestly, I'm not attracted to most people other people agree are attractive. That's another one of my problems actually. I've rarely ever been attracted to anyone.
>>28848041
Oh god no. Yappy things are terrible.
>>28848054
Shibas are kinda neat. They're annoyingly high energy though.
>>28848054
sounds like a great middleground to me
>>28848135
>He's anti doggo
DROPPED
>>28848135
but cats are barely even pets, its like having a fish that walks around the house and wishes it could escape
we could have a quality dog like this one, he'd stay at home and babysit when we went out on dates
>>28841977
don't be a bitch, i'm a straight dude and i have two gay friends that aren't degenerates at all, they're straight up decent guys with classic morals and ethics.. they just like fucking dudes, lol, fags.
>>28848135
Oh jeez. What general geographical location do you live in?
>>28848197
Dog people are the absolute worst. They're always just like dogs: never shut up, think everything they have to say must be listened to by everyone, smell, bad hygiene, poor taste in everything
>>28848255
so when did you realize you were a crazy person?
>>28848235
I like cats and fish. I don't want a fucking lamprey. I just want an animal I can pet. Jesus, dogfags are codependent as fuck.
>>28848236
>i have two gay friends that aren't degenerates at all
>look at the straightfag who believes his faggot friends' lies and laugh
Protip: gays lie like rugs. If they tell you they're not degenerates, believe me, they are or you are and because of it you don't notice.
>they're straight up decent guys with classic morals and ethics
I 100% guarantee they're not. I know faggots better than you ever will. And I know all their lies they tell straight people to gain respect. When you're not there, they're cruising for sidedick and snorting coke.
>>28848273
>Everyone has to be just like me or there's something wrong with them!
Typical dogfucker bullshit.
>Hey! Let's go to McDonald's, everyone!
>>28848310
hey hey hold up, who are you to call someone codependent when this whole thread was made to complain that you can't get a boyfriend?
also were you bit by a dog or somethin'? you've got a crazy amount of hate for those friendly animals
>>28841880
I like kitties, but I need a pet that I can go outside with too. If we adopted a cat and a dog together, MAYBE I'll fall in love with you, who knows
>>28848352
That's not codependent, stupid. Honestly, I would like a man like a cat at this point. Someone I don't have to baby and worry about 24/7.
>>28848357
You can take kitties outside, just have a fence or harness. Fuck the dog. I'd rather have actual animals like deer or an aviary.
>>28848394
>Like a deer or an aviary
Okay first of all, just say bird you pretentious ass. And second of all, what the fuck kind of pet is a deer? You're doomed to be alone, enjoy your cats
>>28848445
>Okay first of all, just say bird you pretentious ass
No, because I don't mean "bird". I mean an entire aviary. Like an entire building. Honestly, I would love to build my own menagerie. If I did that, I'd never care about men ever again. Fuck men.
>what the fuck kind of pet is a deer?
Well I'm not sure they'd be pets exactly. They'd just be my heard that accompanied me in my gardens.
>>28848394
you're enough of a bully to hold my attention, i guess we can live with a cat
>>28848477
*herd
>>28848481
Lol
>>28848505
Anyway, I'm that fat depressed autist who doesn't necessarily want sexual contact, here's a throwaway I made in case that sounds interesting..
[email protected]
>>28848394
oh also, "man like a cat"
sign me up, sounds like fun
