If via drones count, we won't have to be very creative.

>>28840645
No drones, he has to do it personally.

>be obama
>Michelle yappin again
>Iraq wasn't even my fault bitch
>Pick up barack katana
>Kill everyone
>Get 4chan worship

>>28840619
i'd imagine he'd be a kill all neets, blow up radical leftists, crucify hardcore end-times christians, straight up i will mcmotherfucking kill you unless you get a goddamn degree and start filling the demand for high skilled employment, America. I pray every day for third term anti-christ Obama. I really do.

>>28840619
If you like making scenarios like this, you should play Everyone Is John

>>28840861
>who don't keep the faith

I imagine he might snap if one more fucking birther gets in his face and starts spitting at him.
>Agent Wilson, hand me your gun.

>>28840799
>Barack katana
Lost it