>everybody in my family are chads and staceys
>everybody in my family is either a manager, doctor or a succesful business owner
>parents lost virginity at age 14
>be me:
>cyborg, virgin, socially retarded, beta
Mfw
>>28838640
Why am I here? I'm happy HAHAHAHAHA fuck this board, only brings depression
>>28838640
>even beta father lost his virginity at 17, and it wasn't his only gf
Why the fuck do you know when your parents lost virginity?
EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY MADE IT BUT ME
IT'S ALL A JOKE! I SEE IT NOW! IT'S ALL A JOKE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
My mother is a Stacy, my father was a beta, but he got /fit/ and now he's like a normie, my sister is a Stacy, she's 12 and already has a bf
>tfw my family is successful in interpersonal relations and I'm a beta faggot that is 19 and hasn't even got a fucking gf
How the fuck do you know when your parents lost their virginity?
>>28839574
My parents told me every detail of their sexual experiences. Maybe that's why I'm so fucked...
>>28840598
They told you because they both don't have friends to tell each other their normie stories with
>>28840631
They've got lots of friends. I'm not the only one who knows.
What left me in the state I'm in now is feminism and leftists who demonize housewives. My mum and dad worked from monday to saturday. I never felt homesick because my parents were always working. They fucking let me sleep until 12pm as a kid and got me drunk when I was only 3 years old.
>>28839281
that is a just question
>>28838640
Your mom smoked and drank while pregnant with you
>>28841475
My mums a manager. I don't think she was that irresponsible.
