>ITT
greentext your last twenty four hours
eh ok
>be down as fuck because reasons
>play some beamNG
>play some bioshock 1
>cancel my order for Overwatch
>watch Silence of the Lambs
>fap twice, once to anime girls, once to Dodger
>sleep like 4 hours
>draw alittle
>eat alittle
>youtube, /v/, /r9k/, /tv/
now what?
>started drinking finlandia
>looked through old holiday photos with mama and popops
>relatively intoxicated, go for a walk
>come home, start watching jurassic world while still drinking
>on 2nd viewing this '''''''flick''''''' is pretty boring
>stop watching halfway through
>stumble into the toilet, brush teeth
>pass out in bed
>wake up, it's morning
>shitpost on 4chan until now (5:30pm)
ready to start the process again
>spend the evening reading and watching anime
>wake up at 5
>go fishing with one of my very few friends
>drink whiskey, smoke tobacco and discuss life while fishing
>bring home my catch, cook it and eat it
>read and watch anime again, but go to sleep a little earlier today
We will go fishing again in a few days. It's a very robot-friendly hobby: you can do it alone, you spend time in nature, most of the people you meet are retired old men, it's generally pretty chill. Plus the fish is delicious.
>wake up at 11am after my 2 hours of sleep
>eat bread,wash it down with banana milkshake,don't brush teeth
>suddenly remember to brush teeth, take a shit and read a hentai doujin and fap
>download another season of anime I was watching the night before, even though the later seasons are shit because I need to have all seasons and OVAs and specials for some reason
>watch another season as the other season is being downloaded
>watch the season I just downloaded
>it's 7pm
>fap again
>eat salad and leftover pancakes
>think about what anime to download next
>realise I stink with all that sweat and no shower
>shitpost
>it's 10:54pm now, eat half a burger
>in bed, imagine life with some imaginary qt
>shitpost until 8-9am morning
>repeat
>making thread screencap for escortbro
>waiting for escort bro to make the last thread
>Participate in said thread and afterwards finish up the screencaps
>fall asleep at 8am or so
>wake up at 13:30
>missed school
>try to get out of bed for an hour and then ride my bike around so I'm not home when my sister comes home
>I do this because they will get very angry if I don't go to school
>grab a bit somewhere at a snackbar despite not being hungry
>return home
>go sit at computer and go to 4chan
>father calls me down for obligatory visit and dinner at the neighbours
>eat
>come back
>see this thread
>post this greentext
I've done more today than the past week.
>>28837841
>sent an old friend a text with my new number
>tried to watch YouTube on Xbox one but it was being buggy
>shitposted and watched YouTube on iPad until like 10am in the morning
>got up at four
>feeling anxiety and depressed that this guy STILL hasn't texted back
>want cigarettes at some point but scared to go. Hopefully I can go later when there's less people
>>28838938
I missed the escortbro thread. Care to post what you have screencaped?
>>28838976
With pleasure. I took a long time to do this as well.
Please share it with other anon's when the opportunity arises.
>>28839004
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>>28839012
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>>28839022
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>>28839033
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>>28837841
>wake up
>go to casino to gamble
>go to brothel, fuck a 10/10 chick and lose my virginity
>more casino
>talking with the whore all night
Idk if she's just trying to get me back in, it's just nice to chat with a girl outta my league. Plus I was planning on going seeing her again today anyway.
>>28839051
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>>28839061
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>>28839080
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>>28839094
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>>28839012
ty anon
Ill say something in afrikaans to make this original: Ma se poes weet ek is moeg vir die kak
>>28839105
Thank you very much, kind anon.
>come home from GFs house
>take a nap
>head down to my parents house to do laundry
>walk down my place
>meet up with a friend
>go swimming down at this hotel
>walk back
>go see a musical
>walk to a bar
>drink with a few friends
>go home
>read
>eat noodles
>pass out
>wake up and watch game of thrones
tfw cyborg
>>28839121
mijn moederse kut weet ik is nogwat kak kak kak???
>Watch 10 Cloverfield Lane with my dad
>Spend the rest of the evening practising guitar, watching netflix, youtube and such
>Fap and go to bed at 1am
>Wake up at 8am feeling like actual aids
>Get dressed and head to college (one bus and one train journey)
>Grab a Egg Mcmuffin from kekdonalds before class
>Literally as soon as I get to class ''Okay everyone getting into pairs''
>Stacey pairs with me out of pity
>We do some bullshit class exercise where we memorise songs from movies
>She barely contributes and just plays on her phone
>Spend the rest of the lesson listening to music, literally no work was done
>Have an hour to kill after class so I get out as quickly as I can to avoid the normalshits in my class and go on a computer in the library and watch It's Such a Beautiful Day
>Ponder my existence for a second
>Go to my guitar lesson
>Teacher is showing me how to bend and shit
>Get the train home, can't be fucked walking the rest of the way from the train station so I get a subway and wait for the bus
>Get bus home
>As soon as I get in I snuggle my doggo and start talking to him because nobodies home
>Tell him about all the normies and their wicked ways
>Eat food and watch It's Always Sunny
>big fap
>Go to sleep
>wake up, it's now 6:30pm, 24 hours from the start of the greentext
>Gonna wack off then head to my grandmas for food
>>28837841
>get a call from a guy I went to high school with
>says he'll buy me dinner and beer if I do some electrics in his house
>spent afternoon replacing outlets and drinking beer with construction workers
>not really a qualified electrician but made it up as I went along and the place didn't burn down
>ate a shit ton of wings and played trivia at a local bar
>went home
>contemplate how he's fixing up a house and I'm still living with my parents
>but feel pretty good about spending my day doing things with people for a change
>stay up late smoking weed and watching tv
>go to sleep
>sat on bed
>watched seinfeld
>went to lunch
>ate shitty food with my annoying coworkers who all talk over each other and don't even listen to each other and think they are funny or original
>go home at 3
>play csgo for 4 hours
>smoke a couple spliffs
>eat some more food
>play some more csgo
>go to bed at 1:00 am
>wake up at 5:30am for work to do it all over again
i am a waste of oxygen
>>28839509
you seem cool desu
>>28837841
>woke up
>browsed through my usual daily sites
>listened to disney songs for a few hours while browsing 4chan
>played oblivion
>now enjoying a No-Laughing Batsu Game while eating lasagne
A pleasant day, but time disappears far too quickly.
>>28837841
>stay up, no sleep
>read
>play games
>eat
>play board games
>eat
>read
>sleep for a few hours
jumbled order, but yada yada pretty uneventful
>>28839177
Learning to bend eh? So are you a newer player? What sort of guitar/amp setup you got?
>wake up at noon
>shitpost on /a/
>shitpost on /r9k/
>bake bread, shitpost on /ck/ while it's rising
>eat
>shitpost on /r9k/
>shitpost on /k/
>go through my youtube subscriptions
>sleep
>wake up
>shower
>shitpost on /tg/
>bake bread again
>shitpost on /r9k/
>post this
Throw a few instances of >fap in there for good measure.
in there
>had to stay up for two days straight to wake up early
>ate egg and toast
>bought canned coffee
>had to wait in line for three hours to buy my two sisters' schoolbooks
>got home, mom cooked tripe, bretty good
>sleep for eight hours until I get woken up by imouto
>eat burgers from local restaurant that mom brought home
>decide to finish third season of Aria
>cry like a bitch
pretty comfy day desu
>>28839105
Thanks for posting these. Escortbro seems pretty spergy but handled himself well for the situation. Wish I had a chance like that
>>28837841
> got in the sub-way
> went to my favourite bar
> met one of my best friends
> got drunk
> met a few other friends
> got very drunk
> met a few more friends
> was super drunk
> went home
> texted with a buddy who's in he US right now (gerfag here)
> we played dota
> I couldn't even see straight
> we kicked in 2 rax but the enemies still won with one quick push
> went to bed
> got up
> had some fish and spinach
> play dota
>>28840072
What is your favourite brand of canned coffee?
>>28840666
We all do.
Maybe you could get a cute Marina yourself sometime,Satan.
>Wake up at midnight
>Eat a burger
>Get super fucking drunk
>Passout
>Wake up at noon
And here we are
What a life
>woke up at 1 pm, got ready for work
>went to work from 3- 11, got home at 12, went to sleep
>woke up at 1 pm to get ready for work, sitting at bus stop now.
Wageslave life isn't too bad, r-right guys?
>get waken up can't fall back to sleep
>eat daily oatmeal
>browse internet
>go to gym
>come back home browse internet again
>2:30 am time to watch porn
>4:00 am fall asleep listening to podcast
everyday is the same except for gym. that's only 3 days a week.
>working
>come back home
>eat
>make tea
>browse 4chan and watch anime
>sleep
>wake up
>watch anime
>watch anime
>shower
>eat
>watch anime
>browse 4chan
Later on i will read something and run/do some light exercises for a bit. The next 3 days, that will also be offdays for me, i will read some books that i was procrastinating.
>>28837841
>go to a job interview in a restaurant
>Mad World starts playing out of speakers
>go to see CivilWar by myself because no friends or gf
>buy ticket online
>go to theater and buy 2 sodas and popcorns
>pretend to wait by the concession stand for someone else
>check broken CASIO watch every few minutes
>bring refreshments with me into the theater in the middle of previews
>theater is crowded
>only seats available is in the middle surrounded by couples and groups of friends
>put soda and popcorn in seat next to me pretending to reserve it
>take out my phone and browse r9k while waiting
>movie about to start
>couple sits two seats down and stares at me
>say "my gf's running a bit late hehe" they just look at me weird
>mom in front of me starts glancing at me and whispering to her husband
>husband looks up at me for a bit and shakes his head
>movie starts
>start eating and drinking
>everything going okay but keep getting glances
>movie is okay
>about 20 minutes later guy behind me kicks my headrest and asks if I'm alone
>"n-no my gf's on her way"
>10 minutes later he kicks my headrest again and shouts "THIS GUY'S ALONE"
>movie is paused and lights come on
>everyone staring and yelling at me
>get up to leave and guy behind me grabs me
>guy next to me pins me down
>another guy comes up and flicks lit matches at me while yelling "loser"
>want to die
>security comes and throws me on the ground
>floor is sticky
>puts cuffs on me
>start dragging me out
>everyone cheers
>guy who was behind me says "FORGOT YOUR 'GF'S FOOD LOSER" and throws the soda and popcorn on me
>security officers laugh everyone applauds
>Cinema manager comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear, "never come here alone again"
>All I can do is whimper "yes sir"
>>28837841
>Sitting at work talking to QT cleaning girl.
>ask her out, she says ok
>draw at work all day.
>come home at night and talk to my brother for awhile.
>smoke weed and watch the office while I draw in my sketchbook.
>Wake up at 11:00 for work.
>Here I am.
Pretty great desu.
>sleep at 3pm
>wake up at 9pm
>eat
>play vidya
>sleep
>wake up
>eat
>/r9k/
>here i am
>>28840947
i have never had problems with going to cinema alone, what shithole do you live in?
>woke up 630 pm because sleep pattern is fucked.
>gf is pissed. Try to think why.
>have muh coffee and muffin
>gf asks if I want to go to ballgame late and still see son of it. Oh. Ok.jpg.
>Play tablet game.
>She showers, I shower ....go to game.
>At game get beers, sit in seats. Team is winning big. Yay.
>Enjoy game. We win 15 to 5.
>Disturbed by guy who puts feet over back of seats. Say nothing because anger management.
>Eat at diner, its good.
>Go home. Play tablet games and watch Netfilx until 3am or so.
>brush teeth, meds, bed....read 4chan. Sleep after tossing and turning.
>wake up 130pm
>have coffee and muffin
>play tablet game check email, read Stillness Speaks
>Pet gfs cute dachschund-bro
>Say hi to gfs niece who lives here
>Lay on couch read 4chan
>
>>28837841
>played stellaris for like 12 hours
>went to sleep
>woke up
>went to sell textbooks
>got a coffee
>browsed /r9k/ and /v/ until now
>wake up at 8am
>sit at computer until midnight
>sleep
>wake up at 8am
>sit at computer
>post in this thread
>be asleep
>wake up
>shower
>brush teeth
>get dressed
>go to hospital
>give blood to nurse
>take meds
>talk in morning round
>do solo therapy
>do group therapy
>eat food
>find out I am borderline
>do art therapy
>do yoga
>go home
>eat
>shit post
>legally download music
>check mytumblr
>write with my friend
>write this
>>28837945
>finlandia
Good taste mate
It's my second favourite vodka
>5pm
>Arrive home from being a wage slave
>Tea
>Overwatch with a bunch of people from the internet who do porn
>8pm
>Go do leg day in my home gym, squats and etc
>9pm
>Postworkout and more Overwatch till about 11pm with mostly porn people again
>Dinner, bed
>8am wake up go to work
>Lunch at 12
>Go to welding class at local community college at 1pm
>Weld. Choke on welding fumes for 2 hours despite being under a vent hood.
>3pm back to wage slave job
>5pm get off work repeat x5, then two days of mandatory yard work, groceries, laundry and other life maintenance shit
As for why I'm learning welding it's because I'm tired of a desk job after 5 years and my Masters degree is worthless.
Oh I also forgot:
>Be sure to contemplate suicide for being a 31 year old virgin loser still living in a town in the middle of nowhere
> wake up
> do laundry
> avoid nagging aunt
> go out to eat at greek place with b/f
> go back to his place and watch a couple movies
> mess around on phone, while he plays games
> sex
> sleep
> wake up at 11 am
> eat left over food from last night
> get ready for work
> browse internet while waiting until 5 pm shift
>wake up
>go to work
>get fired after like 3 hours
>cry a little on the drive home, then jerk off to deal with the stress, still driving
>get home, stressed, can't afford cigrattes
>get drunk and go on 4chan
>mfw i think my mom hears me sobbing and fapping
>probably just going to embrace the neat life
>>28837841
Shower
Go to friends' house
Meet him outside, have a chat with his mom
She leaves
We smoke a cigarette
We smoke a joint
Another friend comes over
Smoke another joint
Play some little big planet 3
Watch the San Jose Sharks take out the Blues in 6 games
Make some vodka tonics
Another friend and his younger bro come through
I shouldn't call him "friends younger bro" because I consider him a friend at this point, he's a pretty chill guy. Very intelligent person. Both of them.
We smoke a joint
Smoke some cigarettes
They leave
The friend who is still here (who doesn't live at the house) falls asleep
I sober up a bit and drive home
Listen to Midwest Pen Pals on the way home
Fall asleep
Wake up
Smoke a bowl
Cuddle with my doggy and watch some Counter Strike. The new league is pretty sweet.
Summers are swell.
>>28839105
Youre the best, anonsan
>>28841846
Welding always seemed like a really nice craft
I hope you don't have to pay back a giant debt because of your masters
Starting from yesterday at 1:00pm
>Sat at computer smoking weed and alternating between 4chan and vidya from 1:00 to 2:00
>ordered a pepperoni pizza from round table
>got back on my computer until pizza arrived at 3:30
>Ate 3 slices then went back to my room to smoke more weed and play more vidya
>at 11:00pm went to bed
>tossed and turned until about 1:00am before finally falling asleep
>wake up briefly at 7:30am and wander to the bathroom to take a piss
>go back to bed and get woke up by my alarm at 9:00
>get up and take another, shorter piss
>go to the kitchen and make a pot of coffee, out of filters so use toilet paper
>still tastes alright
>eat another slice of pizza
>take a shower at 10:30am
>clean my room shortly after and finish around 12:00pm
>sit on computer browsing 4chan while drinking coffee which is what I'm doing right now.
Gonna clean the rest of my apartment here in a bit.
>>28837841
>Be me
>Wake up at 11 because i went to sleep early last night
>Eat some frozen tamales with salsa all from trader joes
>Jack off and then shower
>Go to professor's office hours to talk about the independent research i'm doing for credit
>Make powerpoint presentation for said research
>Eat dinner which is trader joe chicken samosas and curry from a jar
>read 150 pages in law textbook
>Smoke weed and listen to tupac
>Make trader joes frozen hash browns
>eat them
>go to sleep
Overall pretty productive day, good work me
>Wake up at 8pm
>Eat dinner/breakfast
>Kitchen is a mess so do dishes
>Fap then have cigarette and tea
>Browse internet with T.V. on in backround so it doesnt feel so lonely but turn it back off because something somebody said pissed me off or reminded me of my shit self
>It's morning now, remember that my grandma wanted me to dig up a garden patch in the front yard because she wanted to plant flowers on friday
>After that's done shower then do laundry
>Watch Top Gear and other shit
Now I'm trying to stay up until this evening in hopes of resetting my sleep schedule because starting job next week. Wasn't good wasn't bad.
>>28841853
>neat life
oh how mistaken you are
ok, i was about to examine what am i doing with my life and plan things i need to get done by next tuesday. Its 5 pm so i'll begin with 5pm yesterday
>invite a guy i talked a few times on my physics course to study at my place
>try to work on some problem guides
>studied for a while, talked about our lives and stuff
>not sure if it helped for my exam next week, but good social gains, its the first time I study with someone in 2 years of college
>he leaved at 9
>went to eat nearby with my sister
>back home at 11 I needed to give a hand on a group lab report
>read skipping pages on what they did so far for an hour
>have no clue about how can I contribute
>tell them I'll try after sleeping a bit
>sleep 12 hours
>wake up realizing i skipped class again
>go back to sleep
>woke up an hour ago with an urge to smoke weed
>growing a plant that's still on vegetative phase
>stare at it for a while
>in the meantime my finger goes to the power button and the pc is on
5
Wake up and do my prayers
7
Breakfast
9
Check my investiments
12
Listen to music while making lunch
12:30
Eat lunch
13:00
Start reading while listening to music
14:30
Shitposting while browsing interpals
15:30
Masturbating
16:00
Starts to prepare dinner while listening to the radio
17:00
Eating dinner while shiposting
17:22
Ate my dinner,keep shitposting
And here i am
>>28837841
>Procrastinate from studying for my finals by browsing 4ch and YouTube
>Feel guilty, fap
>Feel even worse
>Make some food
>Sleep
>Rinse and repeat
Thank god the exam is tomorrow so I don't have to feel bad about wasting time
>>28841890
I'm going to quit after Summer semester and probably just suicide. Painful being 31 and watching an 18 year old kid who has already been doing it for 2 years weld circles around you.
There's no point in wasting the time and money to change careers just so I can be shit at something I started too late in life.
Tired and miserable. Just going to cut my losses. Tired of trying. Tired of putting forth so much effort. Tired of being alone and having never been intimate with a soul. Not talking sex even though I am KV. I'm talking never had someone I could sit down with and mutually share intimate things with. Never had that commiseration - with a male or female. I wouldn't even care what set of genitals they were packing at this point.
Old and tired. Part of the reason I don't care about welding toxic, cancer-inducing shit and breathing in the fumes. I'll be dead at my own hand long before the cancer sets in.
>>28842225
>changing his life to take a better track
>pushing himself, educating his mind
Why tf do you want to kill yourself?? Where do you live?
>woke up
>got dressed
>ate breakfast frosted flakes coffee
>went in the standing frame
>walked
>friend came over for a few hours
>pet my cat
>watch tv and post here
>here i am
>I'm at this creek with my fiancee and we're having a water gun fight
>I go home and listen to some podcasts, annoyed that we have guests in the house and it's raining now so I'm kinda couped up
>I stay up and listen to the new Death Grips album because I realize it came out
>pay my phone bill and realize it's like a fifth of what's in my bank account, and become sad
>think about taking Xanax to go to sleep but decide against it
>go to sleep
>wake up at 1pm
>shower, brush teeth, eat
>go talk to Mormon missionaries for a little bit
>come home and it starts raining again, and there's a tornado warning
>now struggling to figure out how to get money off this paycard thing for work that I haven't withdrawn from yet cuz it's frustrating so I don't overdraft
>wake up at 2pm
>take the dog out
>it was raining and we both got wet
>dick around on 4chan
>take the dog out again at 7pm
>watch the raptors get BTFO
>take the dog out again at 11pm
>come home and take a shower
>watch anime and study japanese
>go to bed at 5am and lie there for an hour
>sleep
>>28842260
Oh of course I push myself. Work out regularly to the point I built my own home gym. I have my own 3 bed / 2 bath. 2014 Truck that barely has about 10k miles on it.
Plenty of nice shit. Play vidya, put the work in, trying to find something I can enjoy in life.
None of it has made me "attractive." While this might seem like great success compared to some true NEETs here, I'm still utterly alone. What good is this if there is no one to understand me? What good is any of this if I cannot express myself truthfully and without filter to a single fucking soul?
And moreover, who even wants to see that or be around that if there's nothing inside of there except concentrated misery?
Made this a week or two ago to try and express what I'm talking about, but even it keeps the kid gloves on because if I showed people what I really think, or what is actually there, it is utterly repulsive. No one in their right mind would want to be around that and I don't blame them. So I'm tired. Tired of being alone in my own head, arguing with myself daily over why I haven't killed myself yet.
https://youtu.be/ptlrWKUkdmo
I first read that as "tomato warning."
>wake up at 6am
>go to work by 7, grabbing some energy drinks
>work till 12pm
>go to r9k
>drink
>sleep
>repeat
>>28837841
>came home from collegue
>eat 3 burgers and fries while baiting /tg/ and /pol/
>sleep
>eat 1 burger and the rest of the fries whle reee'ing on normies on my board
>force myself to wake up before 12 noon
>resist urges to masturbate, day 4 of NoFap
>Snapchat Dutch girl I've been snapping for a few months, not in a funny mood, can't think of anything to say
>internet in bed on phone for a couple hours
>resist urges to fap, very bored, restless leg
>make sandwiches
>watch youtube videos
>meditate for an hour
>4chan
>resist urges
>meditate
>speak to mother about problems, vent a bit, talk about how I need a job
>resist urges
>meditate
>open r9k
>check these dubs
>Lay in bed until urge to pee becomes too great to ignore (14:30)
>Breakfast/lunch
>Check status of darknet order
>Masturbate
>Shower
>Shitpost
>Play overwatch
>Dinner
>Shitpost
>Play overwatch
>About to smoke some weed and watch sunday's Penny Dreadful
>the whole last night I was on /r9k, watching escortbro's last thread
>around 4 am, I start working on a graphical timeline of his story
>one hour passes and I realize it's much more work than I've expected, so I give up
>I stay awake because I don't want to wake up at 3 pm again
>it's almost completely quiet in my room, the only thing I hear is the distant rush hour traffic and some sparrows chirping
>hear mom leaving for work around 7:40
>I lay down in my bed, still with my jogging pants on and with a longsleeve, because I want to get up half an hour later
>I wake up and it's 1 pm, but I'm not upset, at least it's just 1 pm
>the sun is shining after a long period of rainy weather
>I make some short videos with my small Nikon, me playing guitar or sitting on the couch and drinking coffee
>around 16 pm I get in my car and drive to the nearby city, I'm heading nowhere specifically, but I end up at the mall
>Two hours later I'm back home, mom's still not returned
>I shave and leave soon, I drive right into downtown and park nearby
>the weather is cozy and warm, lots of people are sitting outside the bars and restaurants
>I walk through the city, silently observing the life for about half an hour
>I recognize some local tattoo artist, beneath him a cute tattooed girl with ruby dyed hair
>after the walk I'm heading home, meanwhile my mom has arrived
>now I sit here and think about wheter I should end my life soon or trying to change it to the better
>go over my fuckbuddys house
>>fuck
>>go to a show
>>be wingman for her & girl she likes
>>go back to her house
>>she tells me I'm like really cool
>>gentle make outs & she reads to me
>>wake up
>>last cup of coffee, eggs & onions
>>work in a dish room for 8 hours
>nap at home
>waiting for D&d to start
Good days
>>28837841
>Drive 200 km in a car
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Washing my clothees 8 hours
>Playing pc since then
>>28840947
Funniest thing i read this week, nice one anon
>Wake up at 3 AM
>Shower
>Star watching Star Wars: Clone Wars
>Go on walk
>Play more vidya
>Watch some videos on Jewtube
>Shitpost
>Finish Season 6 in Clone Wars
>Look up Rebels on Netflix, feel bad because they don't have it
>Shitpost more
>Now getting tired
>Feel bad that I still don't have a gf
>Have job interview Monday
>Anxious
>Now here
>>28842499
Have you considered going to a decent therapist, maybe a referral from a satisfied friend? Also I want to recommend the book The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle, all about peace in the present moment. Hope you find what you need anon.
>>28842538
>tomato warning
Pic somewhat related
>Woke up at 12
>shit
>food
>shower
>overwatch
>dinner
>put off suicidal thoughts
>overwatch
>yesterday's morning got a tooth pulled out and turned out it hurts so much I took a free day at work and went to sleep
>the pain was pretty much away when I woke up
>early in the afternoon got a message from a friend I'm crushing on, turned out she's been near by at a cousin's place and is bored so I say she can drop by
>at first she says it's just for a beer or two but one way or another instead of going to a party she was supposed to go to she stays at my place (sleeps in another room of course, b-bakas)
>just watch movies, eat pizza and chill like good bros, my familia is super nice to her
>next day go with her to her place, chill with her grandma a bit, then go to her sister's place to give her a gift we bought for her a while ago
>sister is a bit sick so it's kinda suffering but still /comfy/ time, since we're all weebs, maximum bro and all
>go back home in the evening
>as I'm going back girl texts me kekking at how her grandma said I seem like a good young man but she should be careful because men often play around
>I laugh it off saying I'm usually the one who's played
>now just drawing stuff at home happy my jaw doesn't hurt even though I smoked and drank alcohol after getting my tooth pulled out
I'm totally friendzoned by that girl but it's still comfy as fuck to just have two free days and hang out with people you like tbqfh. I just wish the sister was in better shape, I guess
>>28843930
Wait, I just realized I ended up describing two days instead of one. I'm retarded.
>Sat in work truck for an hour
>Boss told me that's it, we're done for today
>Got a text message from myfriend
>went to distant taco store "Los Tacos" in south OKC
>Got three sanchos and a taco
>ate taco in my car
>Returned to my Grandma's house and went inside
>put the sanchos on plates and awaited my brother andfriendto arrive
>We ate the sanchos
>We got dressed in bathing suits and went swimming in my Grandma's pool
>Got out after debate about abortion
>Got dressed and dried, said goodbye, and went to Braum's
>Got a three-cheese burger combo with a large choco shake
>Watched Twin Star Exorcists while eating burger and fries
>Played some Town of Salem and Roblox while listening to creepypasta ARGs by Night Mind
>Turn computer off and pass out
>Tick tock goes the alarm clock
>Back to work I went
>Dirty clothes and no shower
>In work truck, told to stay late
>I have to watch the entire construction site and make sure no one is doing wrong, but I'm posting here instead
Such is the life of a wagekuk
>>28837841
>3:30 pm be at home depot buying sheet rock mud
>4:00pm At local used hardware place to see if they have any trim, they don't
>4:30-6:00pm Looking up ways to finish the trim in my room cheaply.
>6:00-7:00pm Mummy took me out to eat for being a good boy and working on her house.
>7:00-9:00pm Finish texturing wall in my room
>9:00pm Dota
>9:30pm Mummy is shouting about something have to abandon dota match
>9:35pm Washing machine is leaking water out from its drain pipe
>9:45pm Pour some shit down drain, has no affect
>10:00pm Go into crawl space and find where the pipe goes into main sewage line
>10:05pm Take connector apart remove glob of hair, maybe some wood, and sheet rock bits from pipe.
>10:15pm Crisis averted, back to dota
>10:30-2:00am Dota
>2:00-3:00am Adult Swim
>3:00-2:30pm Sleep
>2:30-3:00pm Shower
>3:00-3:15pm Talk to brother on phone
>3:15-3:45pm Go to gas station, get gas, fill diabetes mug
>3:45-now Shitpost on r9k
>>28841833
thankyou
already through that bottle now
rip my liver
>woke up
>ate a doughnut and a rustler
>remembered i can't eat really sugary or greasy foods
>have been on and off the toilet blasting out lava shit for the past 10 hours
butthole is really sore now
>>28837841
>Overwatchorignel clomment
>go to lake with friends
>get hammered
>eat food like a dumbass
>get tired as fuck
>need to sleep so i end up going home
>wake up at like 3am
>friend tells me the fun times i missed
>fuck i should have just powered through my tiredness
>anyways my ex is talking to me again
>finally.jpg
>>28844512
>friends
>ex
Die in a fire normal scum ^__^
>>28837841
>expecting parcel from UPS
>tracking says estimated delivery time 10-30-14:30
>come home from work 15:30 no parcel
>16:10 still no parcel
>Wake up late because anxiety stops me from sleeping
>Finish PhD application
>Go to the dentist, my face is numb as fuck, cant eat
>Head to university to find out why my boss hasnt paid me for last two weeks
>Go home, work for 2 hours doing research
>Find out bf is going on holiday with his friends, feel jealous and rejected because i'm too poor to do anything
>Apologise to bf for being a dick, but no response
>Draw and listen to music
>Drink alcohol
>Feel depressed
>>28844578
>16:19 still no parcel
24 hours ago it was midnight so let's see...
>Play vidya and watch youtube videos until like 5
>Go to sleep
>Get up at 3 p.m
>Eat
>Play vidya and watch youtube videos until like 5
>Wash, rinse, repeat
10/10 lyf
>at bar
>drinking with girl
>we make out a shitload, really romantic shit
>order fries
>kiss while eating fries
>come home with her
>she's really horny at this point
>I'm not
>kisses me furiously and grinds her cunt against me
>tell her to stop
>gets disappointed and leaves
>go to sleep drunk
>wake up
>hung over
>dress like shit
>go to classes
>existential crisis the whole class
>get handed a test in which I did like ass
>have lunch with a chick I like and two guys
>they're being specially not nice
>she gives zero attention to me even though she was showing interest all the time before
>whatever
>have time to waste
>take a random bus
>get off somewhere
>buy beer
>drink on my way back to uni
>come across two friends by chance
>smoke weed with them
>one tells me I have a hickey
>shit
>thatexplainseverything.jpg
>start chatting up random girls on the street
>arrive for a group work an hour late
>me and four girls
>pretend nothing happened
>start working
>come back home
>write this post
>wake up
>go to work
>be hot
>be hot
>be hot
>be hot
>be hot
>be hot
>be hot
>sit in car at work in AC
>sun burn kicks in
>drink
>go to sleep
Thats been my week
>>28837841
since yesterday at 4:30
>workout so I can one day overpower chad
>recovering from knee injury so first day back doing any leg activity
>bodyweight squats
>eat food even though I don't want to
>but I know I'll never beat chad if I don't eat my meat and potatoes
>start up computer
>watch shock videos of beheadings and shit like that
>watch the office
>get slightly drunk off straight vodka because the only point of drinking is for the effects, why make it take longer
>not passout drunk but not a buzz, just about in that happy zone
>continue watching the office
>read for an hour (reading drunk isn't actually that hard)
>sleep
>Literally autistic and schizophrenic brother wakes me up at 3am making a smoothie with the blender and playing video games on near max volume
>yell at him
>wakeup
>ice-cold shower b/c it feels gr8 and I have to mentally strengthen myself to beat Chad
>pickles for breakfast
>school
>alone
>alone
>still alone
>completely alone
>alone
>come home
>eat food, again though I don't want to but gotta train for the uprising
>go on 4chan
>about to go to work
>>28837841
>Wake up piss, very yellow
>Jack off
>Download porn
>Take a shower, listen to music while in the shower
>Go back to room
>Jack off
Listen to "scary stories" on jewtube
>Buy 9 in Italian Milano Stiletto, just because
>Play basket ball
>Watch Youtube
>Go to bed
.
>Wake up its morning
>Jerk off
>Download porn
>listen to "scary stories" on jewtube
>lurk /a/ & /r9k/
>posting this.
>>28845315
You'll never beat Chad.
>>28837841
>Wake up.
>Go to work.
>Come home.
>Start talking to a childhood friend I know in real life, she's single.
>She is always waiting for me to come online everyday.
>QT and our personalities are so similar it's bizarre, she literally acts like a guy.
>We dated in the far past but it wasn't serious.
>We call, talk, webcam, play games together.
>We get added to a group of friends but she only wants to talk to me.
>Through the internet, I can give the appearance of being more attractive and social than I actually am.
>Almost definitely think I have a chance with her.
>Thinking she's days away from asking...
>Best friend gets annoyed that me and her aren't talking to him as much.
>I go for a bath to think about life.
>He decides to tell her EVERYTHING I've ever said about her.
>She outright rejects me and says she has no feelings for me.
>Both of them stop talking to me.
This falling out happened less than an hour ago.
I'm not sure if I'm going to kill myself.
it's currently 8:30
>work 6-10 last night
>general cashier shit
>boring, but whatever
>somehow messed up my lotto ticket sales, so supervisor and i spent time figuring it out
>go home at around 10:30
>get showered
>start drinking at around 11:10
>drink and play Phoenix Wright until around 1AM
>go to bed
>wake up at 11AM
>dad makes me breakfast
>chill on 4chan until 1:30PM
>mom and i drop dad off at dr's office
>go to buy some shoes
>go to EB and buy an Amiibo and a video game
>go to wal mart, buy some coffee at McD's and buy another Amiibo and some socks at Wal Mart
>come home
>go for walk
>had supper
>now shitposting, watching tv, and playing Phoenix Wright again
>wake up at about 7:30am
>remember i retake my math gcse today (im 21 before you call me underage)
>groan audibly then get out of bed
>walk to the college
>take the test, do fucking awful as always
>leave college
>get a call from guy i work for, says ill get picked up from mcdonalds
>go home get dressed then walk to mcdonalds
>buy some fries and chicken nuggets then wait for lift
>go to the place
>spend most of shift mixing mortar and helping guy build a wall for the garden
>tidy up and get a taxi home
>masturbate
>order a pizza
>browse r9k
I lead an exciting life
i dont remember the full 24 so im started at 10 AM today
>wake up
>let dog out, take a piss
>play minecraft
>eat waffles breakfast
>play minecraft
>watch some of batman begins
>eat chicken dinner
>go on r9k
>post on gay greentext thread
>wake up, stay in bed for one hour or two
>make lunch, a microwaved pizza with extra slices of cheese and ham
>go to my mother's store to work
>leave, buy cigarettes, have a drink
>stay in a cafe for hours, eventually a friend of mine pops up, we play a game, another (female) friend joins
>we stay for another 2 hours bored because we have no drugs nor alcohol
>I sneak out to have another drink
>come back home, its midnight
>eat my second meal, a sandwich and a bowl of cereals
>browse the chan (now)
>eventually will go to bed and watch shit films until I can't physically stay awake
so much fun in my life someone please shoot me
>>28837841
>Woke up 8pm yesterday. Went to sleep around 12pm.
>Played Fallout 4.
>Realized I haven't gone grocery shopping in like a month.
>Decided to change batteries in my mouth fedora.
>Fuck up my mouth fedora by installing batteries in wrong.smoke and blown board.
>Fuck.jpg.
>Get paid.
>Get new schedule for work. Lost 8hrs. Paycheck hasn't cleared yet. Wonderful.
>Stay up and get call from car people wanting my money. Tell them I paid.l last month twice and now my finances ee fucked up.
>Call bank to see why my card stopped working.
>Oh Mr Anon you're 600$ in the hole.
>Find out it's from my car payment.
>Because my job hasn't been paying me proper.
>Pissed go to sleep at 1120am.
>Wake up at 5pm. Still pissed.
>Go to work at 10pm tonight.
Just shoot me now please. I just want to drink myself to death.
only remember the past 14 hours
>wake up 12:30 pm
>smoke a cig
>eat some chicken wings
>watch two and a half men
>clean my house
>shroomie calls me 3 pm
>chill 'n play soccer 'till 8 pm
>at home
>eat
>smoke a cig
>play some oldschool runescape
>lay in my bed trynna get weed
>think about everything i could have done better in my life
>browse /b/
>watch youtube videos
>fap
>smoke a cig
>now browsing /r9k/
>talked to my internet gf
>ate lasagne for dinner
>went to sleep at 8pm
>woke up periodically throughout the night
>finally get up at 4am
>talk to internet gf and play games with her
>she goes to bed
>spend rest of the morning playing FNaF World like the autistic fuck I am
p fun desu
>>28837841
>Wake up
>Eat eggs and drink water
>Computer
>Think about the girl I love
>Music
>Think about how she will nver be with me
>4chan
>/Feels/ Threads
>Lie on the floor crying
>Shower
>Relieve myself
>Wash up
>Get undressed
>Sleep
>"Every day is exactly the same"
>>28844758
>18:20 parcel get
>i now have a mini fridge to keep the bugs i feed to my lizards cool so they live longer before they die and i have to bin them
>>28837841
>be me
>wake up
>at computer
>eat
>at computer again
>>28837841
>wake up
>visit psych
>catch public transport home
>browse 4chan
>study
>attempt to do assignment
>go to gym
>attempt assignment again
>go to bed
>wakeup
>realise I fucked up assignment and it is due today
So sitting here wondering if I should try and apply for an extension on it and submit it on Monday
>any advice?
>>28837841
I'll give you 26
>8:00 pm
>ate ravioli
>took a shower
>went for a walk
>took a break halfway
>sat on a bench
>cat comes up to me
>is a total bro
>nuzzles next to me
>lays down next to me on the bench I'm sitting on
>my phone is dying
>I decide to head home
>get back
>it's 10:30
>sister bitches about me being back late
>forces me to watch normie comedy
>we go to 711
>I scrounge up enough change for baja blast
>she takes it from my hands and drinks a third
>we get home
>i'm trapped in her car while she smokes 4 cigarettes and goes on facebook
>decide to play dragon quest on my phone
>she forces me to go on askreddit cause it's the only thing we do to bond
>and I don't even like reddit anymore
>we go inside
>she bothers me about some random shit
>3:00 am
>try to fap to porn games for the next 4 hours
>fail miserably
>unfulfilling orgasm
>7:00 am
>I end up going to bed
>11:00 am
>generally screwing around
>masturbate again
>success
>3:00
>sister drags me outside to go to 711 again
>I help her get ready for work
>She leaves
>I screw around a bit more
>check out cars cause i'm buying one soon
>masturbate a bit more
>play dragon quest on my phone again
>try to play vidya
>both of my controller wires break
>fuck
>decide to just browse 4chan
and here we are.
>>28848240
>>28842193
Are both of you me?
>>28839151
you arent even a cyborgGET THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTT NOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMIIIIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wake up at 6 am after 4 hours of sleep
>go to work till 4 PM
>AA meeting
>eat tacos
>fap
>/r9k/
>>28840915
I can't believe this story unless you tell me what restaurant. I've never hear mad world played outside of a CD player I was in control of.
>Get up at 2pm
>Eat hamburger for breakfast
>Turn on computer to get free Windows 10 before its too late
>Shower
>Sm4sh cuz upgrading computer
>Windows 10 finishes
>"What the fuck, everything is lagging"
>Downgrade back to Win 7 less than 10 minutes in.
>Go to 4chan to shitpost
>Fap after everyone falls asleep
>Back to 4chan til 5am
>Sleep.
>Wake up
>Damn it
>Check Xanax supply, take one of two remaining
>Mow lawn with hand mower
>Get very sweaty, it's super hot outside in New England
>Shower
>Play Counter Strike until 4 pm
>Eat a tuna sandwich
>Check on summer work schedule
>Realize I have under a month to learn Source SDK and Hammer Editor
>Half-heartedly make an attempt to learn the program
>Give up and play tf2 for five hours instead
>Wish I had money for Overwatch
>Wish I had more Xanax
>Doctor won't perscribe more, afraid to go to psychiatrist
>Don't eat dinner
>Get in bed and try to sleep, wind up browsing R9k instead
>Reply to this thread
>>28837841
>wake up
>smoke weed
>read philosophy for a while
>run
>eat something
>nude sun bathe
>smoke weed
>run
>eat more
>smoke weed
>4chan
smoke
>Wake up slight hungover, tired at noon
>Fell asleep at 4am after GF went to bed early
>Had breakfast/lunch, cleaned up the apartment
>Played a bit of Warhammer Total War as I did so
>Dreaded my GFs mini-summer party hours later
>Her friends come over, I hate it
>A couple of my friends come over, I deal
>We chill out, played Doom multiplayer and drink some beer, all the while complaining how it could be better
>They leave, we clean up, take a shower
>Here I am
All around a meh day.
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>drunk as shit
>shitposting on 4chan
>sleep for four hours
>go to work on my day off (unpaid overtime)
>boss went to the beach
>fucking awesome day
>chill around
>the new guy I am training is a chill dominican who is not mentally retarded like half of them
>go to lunch with him and drink a bit
>get caught up at work even after fooling around all day
>get home
>clean, clean, clean room
>watch anime
>g-self is cute
>shitpost on 4chan
>i have to work in four hours
>>28837841
Nothing really worth wasting my time writing it down or anyone else reading it but the highlight
>parents are hoarders
>mom is semi-retired music teacher
>brought ALL of her shit from seemingly the last 20 years, most of it stuffed into one room
>go OCD crazy and decided to organize the shit out of it
>literally every box, drawer and case is filled with glitter and stickers and sparkles and smiley face bullshit like a clown came and busted a nut all over everything
>manage to throw some stuff out, a lot of it secretly because hoarders keep everything
>was sweating and dizzy
>got a weird high from it though
>8 boxes of shit emptied and reorganized
>room almost looks normal now
feels good
>wake up
>it's my birthday
>do nothing
>beat off all day
>shitpost on /r9k/
>consider suicide like usual
pretty normal day
>>28837841
i only remember about 15 hours back
>go see college careers adviser about why i'm not going to college
>skipped the past two years from illness, don't have the drive anymore
>walked home
>wank
>consider buying FO4 Far Harbour DLC
>don't, not feeling it
>wank again
>get snapshot from my old school friend, he's an ex-robot who struck gold with meeting friends at college. kinda jealous desu, he seems to be the happiest he's ever been
>try wank again, too painful so i just browse r9k with my dick hanging out
> couple hours later (maybe, i don't fucken know about time) dad gets home
>reminds me im a fuckup
pretty hectic day honestly
>>28851904
My birthday too! Hope it was a good one even though you didn't do anything. I saw the new x-men and I thought it was pretty good
>>28851984
>pretty hectic day honestly
kek
>>28849170
At least you have someone who cares about you?
>>28847708
you are me
>>28845315
youre remind me of travis bickle
>>28840947
there are neets so isolated from the outside world that they actually think this is what happens out there
>>28837841
>eat
>fap
>play call of duty
>fap
>eat
>watch some youjewb videos
>play call of duty
>fap
>eat
>sleep
>wake up
>eat
>gonna fap
>>28852103
Thanks anon. I haven't watched a movie a year.
Ok
>wake up
>6:15 am
>jack off
>shower
>drive over an hour
>arrive at day care job
>hug kids
>solve problems between 2 kids when they fight over something
>one kid hits another, one kid says something mean, be the adult in the room
>meet parents and greet them
>one girl learns the word "boob" I ask her where she learns it and I talk with the main teacher about it. She is 3 and shouldn't know that yet
>we talk with her parent
>she has one of those "save the boobies" bracelets and we figure it out quickly
>drive back home
>jerk it
>watch tv
>Went to bed from playing Fallout 4 at 6:30 a.m.
>Woke up at 12 p.m. and had a sandwich.
>Played Fallout 4 until 5 p.m.
>Paused to eat hamburger steak.
>Started playing Fallout 4 again at 6 p.m.
> At about 1 a.m. ran out of nicotine.
>Current time is 1:13 a.m.
>I found a 3 month old can of Copenhagen.
>Going to use it and play vidya until 6 a.m. again.
>play vidya till about 2am
>smoke weed the whole time
>jerk off
>look at dank memes and listen to vaporwave
>pass out at like 4-5am
>wake up at 1 and walk to get gf from work
>come back home, smoke weed
>leave temporarily to pick up some groceries and candy
>back home again, watch the hockey game
>fall asleep midway, wake up third period and watch rest
>gf goes to bed
>play vidya again and browse online
Currently taking a shit
>wake up at 6am to my gf taking bong rips
>fall back asleep till 10am
>get on the pc browse reddit and check my facebook
>11am drink some vodka while watching jewtubz until 1pm
>take my dog outside
>smoke some weed, cook bacon and eggs, then get ready for work
>2:45pm-8pm delivering pizzas making shekels
>come home and listen to my gf rant on about her shit day at work
>8:30pm begin drinking again while playing slither.to and listening to blink-182
>SAVE YOUR BREATH I'M NEARLY BORED TO DEATH AND FADING FAAAAAAAAAAST
>chat with friend on facebook while writing music for my shitty band
>gf makes sammiches for a late dinner
>read articles and watch vids about conspiracies while drinking
>12am walk dog
>come back continue drinking and listening to music while browsing 4chinz
>1:25am still drinking and browsing 4chinz
>>28837841
>apparently puke all over my floor while drunk
>pass out drunker than I've been in a long time
>wake up at noon, discover puke and a nasty hangover
>take a vicodin thinking that will help
>eat leftover pasta
>have hangover all day
>chat with gf
>take a nap
>shitpost on /k/
>eat leftover pizza
>play STALKER
>shitpost
>>28852285
>youjewb
kek
>>28837841
>wake up at noon because between spring semester and summer semester
>go to Kroger with puppers to buy food for the day
>make pasta with ground turkey meatballs
>go on run to dunkin donuts for afternoon coffee
>run back home
>coffee shit
>go to martial arts class
>come home
>watch a little Die Hard on the tv
>start to re-read The Gunslinger
>go to sleep at reasonable hour, but sleep schedule fucked atm
>wake up for no fucking reason
>now up browsing the chon until I feel sleepy again
>>28850263
You wouldn't know if I told you details anyway, but it was a pizzeria.
>wake up
>eat peanut butter and banana sandwich while watching Gaki no Tsukai
>drink too much coffee
>take a shit
>play/practice piano for a couple hours
>take another shit
>eat lunch while watching more GnT
>play more piano
>work on organizing the garage
>shower up
>go watch new X-Men movie with friends
>go eat dinner
>come home
>shitpost on the internet while listening to sad piano music
>wake up
>drink coffee
>browse 4chan
>drink another cup
>browse 4chan
>drink another cup
>browse 4chan
>go get tendies with my parents
>come home
>browse 4chan
>eat ice cream
>watch netflix
>eat more ice cream
>browse 4chan
and here I am.
>>28838903
This is the shittiest written post I think I've ever read. Please kill yourself.
>>28837841
>day off work
>browse 4chan
>read for a little
>browse 4chan
>go to the barber at 6 pm
>cook a meal
>fall alseep before I eat it
>wake up x hours later at 2 am
>finally eat
>proceed browsing 4chan
livin the dream maties :)
>Finish work for the week
>Buy some groceries for the girlfriend
>Grab myself some chivas regal on sale for $40
>Girlfriend is going to her friends place
>I stay home and play overwatch instead
>Two nights ago i tell my friend im depressed as hell, and that guns exist so men can escape the guilt and sadness women give us. It was blunt and overly literal, as is the way i speak.
>My mates girlfriend, who is my girlfriends friend, snoops in on our conversation and tells her word for word what i said, without understanding that's how i speak to my best friend. And what i meant is i feel guilty and sad for something i did to the gf.
>"Anon i just heard something i wish i didnt hear, how could you do this to me"
>"Its over, dont talk to me again"
>Cant even explain myself
Now im sitting here drinking, listening to eminems beautiful on repeat. Its my own little breakup routine. I suppose the worst feeling is that my friend of 8 years betrayed me and her husband, and has put me and my ex in immense pain.
>4-6am: browsing 4chan
>7am: go to bed
>3pm: wake up
>4pm: eat, shower
>4-7pm: 4chan
>7pm: eat
>7-9pm: 4chan
>9pm eat
>9pm-4am: 4chan
>wake up
>watch DP
>go back to bed
>my day off
>clean up
>go running
>been online since
Pretty productive
>>28837841
>eat some eggs and bacon
>try to make progress on my metal gear rey kit
>go to my wagecuck job for 6 hours
>taking the piss with the customers there for a good bit
>eat an unhealthy amount of junk food when i get home
>play some dark souls 3 pvp as moundmakers to just fuck people over. try to come up with more bullshit builds to trigger those delicious hate mail replies
>watch 5 episodes of gintama
>watch 2 episodes of Stargate sg 1
>call friend if he wants to drink and see a movie tomorrow.
life is pretty much this for me. the only things changing are the games ill be playing in a couple of months
>wake up at 3pm
>been tryna fix my sleep schedule, plan to fall asleep at 3am.
>try to draw all day
>draw one thing today after warm ups
>pic related
>plan to exercise hardcore
>don't get around to it
>browse the chins
>hope to have a more productive day tomorrow
>might actually go to bed at 3am, unusual for me to abide this
>didn't get proper nutrition today, few veggies, not a lot of protein
>Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
>Today seems kinda hot
>No barking from the dog
>Momma cooking breakfast with no hog
>Had to dig out
>Got a call from girl i been trying to fuck since the 12th grade
>Hooked it up for later as i head to the door
>I gotta go cause I got me a drop-top
>If i hit the switch i can make that ass drop
>Had to stop at a red light
>No jackers in the mirror
>Called up the homies and im asking "What court are y'all playing basketball "
>Last week fucked around a got a triple double
>Went home to shower and went to my homeboys house
>He was watching Yo on MTV Raps
>Shooting dice with him
>left to go meet with kim (she can fuck all night)
>We fucked
>Dropped her ass off and then bounced out
>Took another sip of the potion hit the 3 wheel motion
>Comes home
>I got swatted by my old friend Eazy E
>I get taken to jail
>Writing this in jail
>Mfw i'm Ice Cube
>Mfw I shoulda checked myself before I rekt myself
>played NWN on a PW
>wondered why everyone was busy being snarky on IRC about lolnoplayers instead of logging the fuck on
>went to sleep
>got passive-aggressively bitched at by mom
>went to uni library to pretend I'm working
>fucked around, drank coffee.
>started browsing /r9k/ since my mood is shot right now
> wake up at 2:00
> watch youtube on bed till dinner
> sit on my ass and read manga/Dota till now
> shitpost on 4chan
>>28837841
>wake up
>get dressed
>coffee
>cigarette
>bus
>cigarette
>lectures
>cigarette x3
>lectures
>cigarette
>bus
>food
>procrastinate on internet
>cigarette
>masturbate
>cigarette
>sleep
rinse and repeat
Fuck I need to talk to someone
>>28837841
>Come back from end pf the afternoon
>exhausted by my day of work, mega autist but somewhat efficient in a low efficiency environnement
>420 blaze it, try TW:Warhammer loose cause I suck at controlling army
>talk to my african girlfriend
>piccelated.jpeg
>smoke another roach
>masturbate and sleep
>wake up
>became another day head of finance of the entreprise
>I'm starfleet officer level but surrounded by the chadest of normies
>leave at the same time as my subordinates >fuck off it's friday
>buy cigarettes and paper
>the saler knows
>head home look at trap porn in 4chan
>laugh at the misery of the robot (btw it means "slave" in eastern european weird langages)
>I'm a productive member of the society
>wakeup
>big breakfast
>go to gym, upper body day
>get home, shower
>listen to music in bed and procrastinate assignments
>o shit, it's 2am
>sleep
pretty much
>wake up at 6pm
>make breakfast then brush teeth
>DM on counterstrike
>get spawn killed 3000x with an awp
>hop on civ 5 rape bots for 6 hours
>watch DaZed on twitch
>smoke a blunt and go on 4chan
Was a good day
>sleep for over 12 hours
>wake up and eat breakfast
>play OSRS for 4 hours
>do the dishes
>have a shower
>play OSRS for another 3 hours
>played a game of league
>about to go back to OSRS
What a life I live, one full of adventure, happiness, friends, and purpose.
If I had but one wish, it would definitely not be for death.
>wake up, head off to wageslaving
>shovel rocks for a few hours
>drive around with boss in his truck
>lay a few bags of mulch
>get off
>shower, gf comes over
>we're laying in bed
>I start playing with her feet, she eventually gives me a footjob
>we make eggs for dinner
>get frozen yogurt afterwards
>she goes home
>shitposting for an hour on /r9k/
>fall asleep
>wake up now
>Wake up at 1:30pm
>shower, brush teeth etc. and go into garden with housemate and sunbathe
>chill until 4:00pm when other housemate comes in, we smoke weed under the sun
>at 6:00pm leave to go into town with other group of friends
>get nandos at 7, drink at the bar at 8, then we see xmen apocalypse at 9
>come back home at half 11 by a taxi, chill with housemate till midnight
>sleep, wake up next day at 12, post this
>>28837841
Up work home TV/vg bed
>fapped
>went to sleep at 6am
>woke up at 2pm
>got Taco Bell
>watched Contact
>started playing Trials Evolution at 5pm
>quick break at about 7 to pick up fast food for mom and brother
>stopped playing Trials at about 3am
>ate a sandwich and some chips
>browsed 4chan
>about to fap and go to bed right now
Eventful day
>>28837841
>24 hours ago
>have been ill for the past 9 hours and have not eaten
>watch youtube videos and shit molten feces for the next 3 hours until i drift off at 1am
>wake up at 9am
>it's late as fuck for me
>still a bit ill
>watch youtube videos
>feel up to eating so i get food at 12pm. bacon egg roll from cafe across from my place its amazing. first food in 24 hours
>feel much better
>relax for rest of day until a few hours ago
>order pizza
>feel a bit sick but i need to eat something else
>they put pineapple on it
>i hate pineapple on my pizza
>fuck you dominos niggers
>watch comfy youtube videos
>bored so i come here
>post this
>start drinking at 8pm
>listen to music and chatting to online "friends" whilst getting drunk til 1am
>announce to IRL friends I'm going to stop drinking
>fall asleep
>wake up at 11am
>lay in bed until 1pm
>go get asian takeout and a coke
>go back to bed until 6 pm
>go get dinner from hungry jacks and get some beers
>finish dinner
>post this as I'm about to start drinking again
my life is so fucking pathetic
>>28856553
why don't you get an early night, wake up fresh with no hangover, and go for a hike, anon?
>wake up
>Shotgun some coffee
>Be wageslave for 8hrs
>Bs about guns with supervisor
>Pick up game for a present for my sister's birthday
>Pick up ptr because 10 day wait was over
>Have some pizza and cake
>Shower and go to sleep
>Text from boss saying the safe has stopped working, I was last to use it so looks like I'm getting blamed
>Say I'll stop by because I'm in the area anyway
>Boss phones safe company, they say it's 15 years old and they're not surprise it's busted
>I'm off the hook, not my fault
>Go to the gym
>Get back home 2 hours later
>Play some Fallout
>Cook my tea
>Play some Dark Souls
>Sleep
>Wake up at 10 am
>Play some dark souls
>Go to work
>Now I'm here
Fucking hell my life is boring
>wake up
>get through the school day
>wrote entirety of a 3000 word essay during my classes on my phone
>romantic hugs and stuff with girlfriend after school for a little
>go home
>play warframe for near 6 hours
>sleep
>>28857493
>>wrote entirety of a 3000 word essay during my classes on my phone
I'm impressed
>>28857493
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
also, sounds like you're underage.
>>28857579
18 y/o senior
Origano
>sleep (24 hours ago i was sleeping)
>wake uo 6 hours later
>have lunch, it was meh
>browse /v/
>fap
>take a shower
>go to college to do a work group
>no one is there
>check group
>"lmao i can't be there until 19:00"
>play burnout
>open article we had to read for the group work
>read a little
>browse memes in google images
>download article
>19:11 no one is here
>pack up things and leave
>listen to music while on bus, very crowded that day
>watch cooking show
>eat
>youtube
>fap
>asmr
>sleep
>wake up
>have breakfast
>watch 10 minutes of news, same old boring shit
>/wsg/ /r9k/
>post
>cat is screaming from outside my room
>wake up
>let him in
>go back to sleep
>cat is screaming from inside my room
>wake up
>let him out
>roommate's phone alarm clock is ringing
>wake up
>he wakes up
>he turns it off
>go back to sleep
>roommate's phone alarm clock is ringing again
>wake up
>he wakes up
>he turns it off
>check my phone
>only have 30 minutes left until I need to start my morning routine
>feel like chopping my own head off
>go back to sleep
>roommate's phone alarm clock starts ringing
>my phone alarm starts ringing too in unison
>wake up
>turn it off
>drink cold black instant coffee
>brush my teeth
>spit
>a concoction of saliva, toothpaste and dark blood falls on the sink and dribbles from my mouth
>panic a little
>spit again and wipe it off with a towel
>rub face with hot water then splash it with cold water
>take off my clothes
>put stick deodorant on both my armpits and chest
>dress up and fix my hair
>drive to uni
>fail horribly on a retake of a test I've missed
>try to drive back home
>traffic is stopped because of an organized bicycle race
>park my car somewhere and just start walking back home
>walk for about 2 hours in the scorching heat all the while repressing urge to urinate in my sleep deprived state
>think how beautiful it is to see the mass of humanity approaching on bicycles my way clouded by heat waves on the usually busy asphalt
>finally get back home
>go to the toilet and piss, reckon it's better than any anhedonic masturbation I've had in the past 2 years
>want to go to sleep but browse /r9k/ and read manga for 6 hours
>pass out on couch
>wake up
>this
>>28837841
I wish I was a fucking cat
>>28857593
why are you on here? like, really, what connects you to this board that makes you follow and comment in threads?
>wake up at 6 am
>take medication and some extra anxiety pills
>go to work
>pills kick in
>almost fall asleep at the wheel
>go through most of the day
>lady pulls out infront of me
>brake of course but I didnt even flinch
>the woman in the car freaks out and tries to calm herself down before moving on
>literally not even a wink
>go return a cable I didnt need at guitar center
>fuck around on the electric drum kits for 30 minutes
>get off work and go home
>take meds for insomnia
>out like a fucking candle by 9:30
>woke up again at 6
>took pills but didnt eat
>nausea
>buy mcdonalds
>no more nausea
>>28858358
I'm not some socially adept loser, but I have severe anxiety with speaking and such
Basically, I can go to school and deal with people but having to talk in class basically ends in me almost crying and it's made most people kinda just leave me alone. Girlfriend is cool, one of the few people who understands that it's kind of not up to me and if I could change it I would. But I haven't gone anywhere with friends in years. I don't have anything super awful with me I guess, but I agree with most things people say here
>>28837841
>a bunch of lame shit I don't care about happened
>went to a buckethead concert, was cool
>went home and went to bed
>more lame shit I don't care about happening
