>can't get job without reference
>can't get reference without job
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
When did things get so crooked?
>When did things get so crooked?
Couple centuries ago.
We're still figuring it out.
>>28837539
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
wtf
>>28837539
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
What the hell are you talking about? who pays to get a job?
poor bastard
>>28837575
public schools
Not surprised. Been looking for writing/editing employment with similar shit results.
Job market leeching off the eagerness of desperate applicants.
>>28837539
>>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
On the off chance that this isn't bait and that you actually are retarded: this is a scam, OP.
>>28837539
I had the same problem after having a long period of unemployment (two years). After relocating to a new state and began searching for work, I literally lied about everything but my name, age and address on every application I handed in.
I found work getting minimum wage as a food runner after a week of handing about fifteen applications. They did no background check; hired me on the spot.
After a few months I began looking for a better job and found one behind a desk at a bank as a teller through a webcam for a 24/7 PTM. After a half a year, I began to search for a better job.
Eventually I found a position as a manager at a supermarket because I lied about my previous work and almost doubled my hourly wage.
If you are good at deception, worm your way up through society. I am a high school drop out who brags about his "bachelors degree" in "economics and financing". If people begin to suspect something I either distance myself or talk my way out of it.
I could have just lied about this entire post to show you an example in order to persuade you to follow my lead.
>>28837539
That's a myth. I saw the Night Mind episode on it.
>>28837575
>who pays to get a job?
Stupid people.So like OP
>mfw I was rejected from McDick's for no job experience
>mfw I work as a factory worker
>mfw i'm a network engineer with 0 experience
if you lie enough times somebody will believe you
I got my job rejection emails yesterday. It's like they want me to stay NEET.
>>28837539
the moral of the story is that corpses stop rotting and smelling absolutely intolerable for the sake of the point you're trying to make
>>28838036
>Them feels
Been there. Even got rejected from other fast food joints for the same thing. Fuck this gay earth
>supposed to get references and experience in college
>shut in and posted frogs on 4chan all day
>now I will never get a job in my degree field
>or any other field
>>28838206
I've applied to dozens of fast food and retail places, but was rejected from them all.
I was even rejected by Target for a cart attendant position.
>>28837758
This was me >>28837649
I wouldn't be surprised if they were in on it, too. Of course they got the finger when they said you have to PAY to have a CHANCE to get hired.
>>28838256
Yup. Applied to Home Depot as a cart attendant a while ago and got as far as the phone interview. Must've fucked that up somehow too, since I never heard from them again.
>>28837807
I'm literally too autistic to outright lie, but I've seen firsthand how lying can get you through a lot. I've learned how to spruce things up a bit.
>>28838228
I got fired too much to have any professional references.
>>28838295
I had to go through two interviews
Threads like these always make me want to brag about my perfect robot job that I got through nepotism, I had no qualifications and picked up a$25 an hour job through a relative, Ali I do at the job is play video games and watch Netflix and sometimes answer a phone.
>>28838338
Most min wage jobs do not call former employers or references as long as you can pull of a bit of fake charisma during the interview.
Practice before hand by introducing yourself with a false name to strangers whenever the opportunity arises. Once you can lie without anxiety, you can begin "faking it until you make it".
>>28838036
>>28838206
>>28838256
>>28838295
Chad "Connections" Thundercock and his boomer dad is just going to enter the thread and say that this is all your fault and explain that you're a failure that "isnt really trying"
nepotism is key
Every job I've had I got through someone I know
>>28839183
Not even Thundernet can get past employment gaps.
"six months of unemployment risks turning into permanent unemployment"
- Forbes
