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You may ask me one question and one question only. I will fix your life, help you out of a tough situation or even just keep you company, but you only get one question and you shall receive only one answer.
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how do I go about getting a qt ex-escort marina gf
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What is the meaning of life?

Robot
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>>28837478
How do I become more confident, wizard-san?
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>>28837478
What is the question I should ask?
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>>28837495
Who is marina? Does it need to be marina, or can it just look like her? I would say acquiring money would be a first good step.

>>28837497
To learn as much as possible and do what you can for yourself to prepare you for the next journey.

>>28837507
Chemicals.Not many people know about this, go to the store and eat a bottle of 200 loperamide. It will turn you into chad for two days. It's basically a super strong over the counter opiate high, its like you shot some of the best dope in the world, it increases the pleasure of anything you do by 10 fold. Just don't do it everyday.

>>28837509
Depends on your current situation

I'm remanding the rules, depending on the conversation, I will answer questions until I do so no more.
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How do I stop being a lazy fuck?
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>>28837608
>Who is marina?
where have you been the last month

>loperamide
fucking imodium, piss off
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>>28837625
You need something to push you. What is it that you want to do? If it's just work out and lose weight, get big so that no one can ever fuck with you. You'd be surprised how being fit and strong will improve your social standing and keep motivating you to do so. Set a regiment, every other day and do it do it do it. If its just general laziness, try to get an amphetamine script.

>>28837642
I must have missed the threads. Care to catch me up? And yes imodium, shit gets you high as hell in large doses.
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