ayy lmao edition
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0 Wiki: http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC: #parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do? http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Representative of the SS reporting in.
So, how does the definition of a normie look like now?
>>28837050
forgot le trip
I thought parliament was supposed to be a once a week thing on Sundays. Spending all day on /r9k/ is driving me to exhaustion.
>>28837031
OHAYOU EVERYWAN!!!!!!! LETS GANBARE!!!!!
>>28837102
>once a week thing on Sundays
Roll calls are on sundays, parliament threads are every day.
Howdy all!
I hope you've been flossing, too!
>>28837113
Do I have to remind you of the Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1? Excessive punktuation is not tolerable.
>>28837102
This. Maybe then the people of less fortunate time zones might join us aswell.
>Virtual parliament RP
This place keeps getting worse and worse.
>>28837102
>Not spending all day on /r9k/
Shiggy diggy doo, how are you?
>>28837031
Edgelord faggot here giv me the succ
anime sucks party reporting in
>>28837196
>>Virtual parliament RP
It is neither Virtual nor RP, senpai. Our orders are binding and if you can't follow them you are a normie and belong >>>/out/
Newfag here, why are you guys doing this?
>>28837226
I think I like you
>>28837265
Hello! Welcome to /r9k/ parliament!
There's a beginner's guide on the wikia in the OP.
Make sure to follow the guide to determine/select which party you belong to and properly join it!(you can even make your own)
Bills passed and the legislative docket showing bills to be voted on are on there, aswell.
We vote daily with a party role-call every sunday.
Hope that helps!
hi
let's try this
>>28837333
forgot to place tripcode.
i wonder if anyone else will [common sense]
>>28837333
Don't forget to add a password
Here's an example
Bano [2D]##ISamefagAsCuteInNLP
That should show up as
Bano [2D]!!DoGgyD1k
Or some variation.
Make sure to save the one you get after you post, the password is there to ensure your name is secured.
>>28837361
Damn, I was too slow
>>28837357
>>28837361
>>28837361
I kek'd at your post.
CF memeber reporting in.
Thank you.
Thank >>28837385
>>28837314
Thanks familiaNot original
>>28837464
>members
[triggered]
>>28837480
*Stabs self*
>>28837423 #
My pleasure, and welcome aboard!
I'm always glad to see new memebers of [Anime Sucks]
>>28837423
Don't follow my example and fuck up like I did
>>28837464
Read the bills and try to follow them, please
Why don't girls want to touch my peepee?
>>28837599
get a waifu that will love you forever
>>28837617
>Implying a waifu wouldn't be disgusted still
I can imagine the alimony costs already.
>>28837667
my anime gf touches me everyday and makes me tasty tendies, maybe you should start really living
>>28837031
Reporting in, comrades
>>28837700
Top kek.
You're startin to sound like a normie.
>>28837729
>implying that anime sucks isn't a party full of normies
>>28837775
There's nothing normie about getting a bj from anime.
The normie shit is being loved.
>>28837796
>implying I'm into lewd things
>>28837817
Y-you too
*Looks at feet*
>>28837882
Put on a trip or be katana'd in twain.
Reporting for duty. What's for the vote?
And to think I was about to go to bed.
But if there's a chance the Ayy Lmaos show up, well, then it's time for a little fun eh?
>>28837936
Jesus, Man.
What country do you live in for it to be bed time?
>>28837933
We should write a bill that defines a normie and vote for it, but we don't have a good definition yet, there are some other bills to vote too. Just check the docket.
>>28837966
>Tfw there's no confirmed girls here
Every day is a sausagefest for me, even on the internet.
The Parliament is pure cancer putting [2D] and [Anime Sucks] put on the same level leading to nonsensical arguments. I love it.
>>28837955
2:30am here, so bedtime's well and truly past. As for country, I'm an Ausfag. Which I suppose instantly makes me more normie than Americucks ;^)
>>28837966
Given we have anti-normie bills in effect, this is absolutely our first priority. We can't properly enforce the legislation already passed until that loophole's cleared up.
From memory, a few people were throwing around an "if you have two or more of these" kinda thing:
>Have had sex, ever.
>Have had a GF in the past three years.
>Have a paying job (volunteer work doesn't count)
>Are considered 'successful' by your peers (if you have any)
>Use social media daily (and aren't required to by work/volunteering)
>Are overall happy/content with your life.
Personally, I would replace the last one with "do not suffer from any diagnosed mental or physical disability", and add "Live with people whom are not related to you (pets don't count)" to the list.
An alternative option is that we get more stringent (add more normie things) but have it if you're two or more, you're a cyborg, and if you're three or more you're a normie.
>>28838054
And even if one did show up, there's a bill in place to bar them from parliament.
No 3D waifus either. Which IMHO is going too far. WAY too far.
>>28838107
>do not suffer from any diagnosed mental or physical disability
But what about those who are scared of going to the doctor?Like me
>>28838107
I actually like this idea.
Defining cyborg would help for future legislation, as well.
As for the 3D girls, I agree, I wish I was here to stop that from passing.
>>28838139
We should have an agreed upon website survey, Then, and require those who claim to be disordered to pass it honestly and post proof.
>>28838107
>No 3D waifus either. Which IMHO is going too far. WAY too far.
Fuck off you normie cunt
>>28838164
We call them keks in this parliament
>>28838139
I feel that if we allow self-diagnosis, then Chads will simply say "lol I have depression" in order to apply for cyborg status and avoid punishment.
It's a very slippery slope. Next thing you know, trans people will be removed from Parliament under the 3D Womens category.
>>28838142
Absolutely.only a Sith deals in absolutes.
>>28838164
No. Fuck you. My waifu is just as pure, beautiful and fictional as yours. (Daala or Iceheart? Gah, my heart is being torn in two!)
>>28838222
>calling 3dpd waifus
Strike one faggot, obey the laws
Announcing my presence to the parliament.
>>28838255
*My Ears ring as the dark cloud I see fades and reveals Dingus, the Master Wizard*
>>28838255
Oh shit the presence of the grand master of wizards. Tell me barrer of magic what is your true level?
>>28837966
>>28838107
>>28838222
proposed bill: Normie Identification General Guide Act (NIGGA)
A normie is defined as someone who
>is heavily bluepilled
>is not ostracised by general social circles
>is not awkward
>can interact with most counterparts with ease
>cannot comprehend concept of loneliness
>has/had gf
>is not depressed
>liberal
The following may be counted as normies
>Feminists
>Chads
>Most females
>pizza delivery guy
This act aims to identify normies and to quarantine them from robot workplaces, so that they may not interfere.
General population will go through "pre-normie test", "normie test" and "Final Agregation Grading" (FAG) to identify normies and weed them from our population.
Pre-normie test is a secret screening of the population to detect robots and other outcasts to provide priority and text exemption
Normie test will include
>being made to watch anime
>being made to watch shock videos (http://runthegauntlet.org/)
>reviewing ideals of supreme gentleman
Final Aggregation Grading is a review of the results of the test and moderation to select individuals who might be on the way out of normism or on the borderline.
>>28838315
Anime as a test?
You can be a robot without liking anime.
Please anmend that
Comic books, vidya, and movies have existed for a long time
>>28838299
>what is your true level?
To paraphrase "It over thirty!"
>>28838315
>liberal
Why would that make anyone a normie?
>>28838315
>being made to watch anime
just come out and say you hate [anime sucks]
>>28838315
Another issue,
If we outlaw liberals, where will the NEETs go?
This isn't /pol/ parliament
>>28838315
And how many of these things must one have to qualify as a Normie? It never outright states, and that leaves room for loopholes. Loopholes are bad.
Also, why would one's political affiliation or redpill/bluepill status determine if they're a normie or not? This is /r9k/, not /pol/.
>>28838343
Seconded. Robots existed before Anime did. Even 2D waifus existed before Anime did. I've always been outspoken for my love of 3D womens, but there are plenty of perfectly good western 2D womens too.
As a Star Wars fan, there is a SINGLE 2D waifu that is relevant in any way to my interests. I won't allow Star Wars to be attacked like this.
By the definitions given, I would be a normie..
This is flawed.
These definitions make me a KV, redpilled, pedo, jobless, normie. And that doesn't make sense
>>28838107
"if you have two or more of these"
>Have had sex, ever.
This one is necessary
>Have had a GF in the past three years.
Again Obvious
>Have a paying job (volunteer work doesn't count)
Seems alright
>Are considered 'successful' by your peers (if you have any)
Hard to evaluate this one, not sure if I would include it
>Use social media daily (and aren't required to by work/volunteering)
Absolutely
>Are overall happy/content with your life.
Remove this one; Wizards and NEETS can be happy with their life.
>>28838315
Remove the "is not depressed", Robots can be happy with being a robot.
And while anime is good anti normie stuff, it is also full on normie stuff.
You can like anime and be a normie, and you can be a robot and not like anime
You also have no point about sexual encounters, having a girl deem you attractive enough to both engage in and fully complete the act of sex should be listed.
Cannot comprehend loneliness is a good one though.
>>28838465
Please tell us which parts you failed on to help our process.
>>28838467
>Have had sex, ever.
Prostitutes shouldn't count. That isn't relevant to me, but they shouldn't count.
>>28838343
>>28838359
>>28838370
>>28838376
>>28838467
noted.
>>28838107
>>28838467
i like the "uses social media"
hoping for suggestions for normie test, as well as normie identification techniques
proposed bill: Normie Identification General Guide Act 2 (NIGGA MK2)
A normie is defined as someone who
>is not ostracised by general social circles
>is not awkward
>can interact with most counterparts with ease
>cannot comprehend concept of lonliness
>has/had gf
>uses social media heavily
>has had sex (excluding escorts)
The following may be counted as normies
>Feminists
>Chads
>Most females
>pizza delivery guy
This act aims to identify normies and to quarantine them from robot workplaces, so that they may not interfere.
General population will go through "pre-normie test", "normie test" and "Final Agregation Grading" (FAG) to identify normies and weed them from our population.
Pre-normie test is a secret screening of the population to detect robots and other outcasts to provide priority and text exemption
Normie test will include
>being made to watch shock videos (http://runthegauntlet.org/)
>reviewing ideals of supreme gentleman
>made to engage in awkward conversations with examiners(robots/cyborgs who will simulate an awkward conversation)
Final Agregation Grading is a review of the results of the test and moderation to select individuals who might be on the way out of normism or on the borderline.
cheers.
>>28838516
I agree with you on prostitutes and can see how the previous ruling was open to loopholes like that.
How is this?
>Have had consensual sex (without paying) with a female who would be deemed attractive by her peers
>>28838569
will add that one in. well thought out. agree wholeheartedly
>>28838564
Although I like this better, the Cyborgs might disagree.
Some have had sex/had a gf a decade ago, but now are a NEET comic wizard with no desire in women.
The 2-strike to be cyborg/3-strike to be a normie/ possible 4or5 to be a chad portion of other proposals helps to alleviate this stress and properly define our groups
>>28838598
I agree scoreing a 2/10 would be a vary robot thing to achieve.
Why hello everyone!
>>28838662
Hello, big guy!
>>28838647
>has had sex more than once (unless last sexual contact was more than "X" years ago)
Is that well enough?
what do you guys think of putting this in the normie test:
Power-level test:
>subjects will have explosive collars attached to their necks
>subjects will be made to showcase their powerlevel: ie-strange things that they do (without people watching regularly)
>subjects will be sorted with power level test >those deemed useful will be put to work
>those deemed pre-robot or sympathisers will receive lenient treatment.
>>28838687
Hello Normal guy!
>>28838694
Having sex ever seems fine, but I don't want to see half the parliament become normie'd because a girl said they'd date them, but then got pickle'd by a Chad
>>28838564
ilike this bill in the way that it does not flat out say
>if your a girl you are A normie
Because there is a like 0.0001% chance that there is a actual femAnon. Though gender rally shouldn't be brought up in the first place.
>>28838647
i second because i have 2 strikes.
>>28838467
I don't have an issue with any of your points here.
>>28838516
Hmm, fair point.
>>28838647
Speaking as a cyborg, let's not go too stringent. Cyborgs have feels too. I could tell some horror stories.
>>28838713
That's not the response I was hoping for
>>28838694
these people should be noted as reformed-normies
i think there can be exceptions like being outcasted from your social circle:
eg:
>escort was underage, you get lawsuit, everyone hates you for it
>wife cucks you, life falls apart
>wife/gf calls rape on you/ makes up fucked up bullshit to crash your life.
>>28838758
For you!
*exhales sorrowfully*
>>28838752
forgot my fucking trip again.
>>28838752
Would it roll well with cyborgs, as quote below states?
>>28838761
That might work out well also
>>28838647
2 for Cyborg/3 for normie sounds good
While I do feel some normies might slip by as cyborgs, it might actually be better that way.
Have cyborgs understand how close they are and nories being something completely out there and to be frowned upon.
>>28838694
>>28838725
At the risk of shilling, what is wrong with >>28838569
I think it is a good sex related test that covers all bases.
>>28838793
Having read that, I agree with your point.
It covers more ground, and with a multiple-strike system, it can stop some cyborgs from getting thrown out because their peepee was sucked by a hot 12 year-old
>>28838787
i think it would, also note that having a gf would mean having sex 90% and thats an instant 2 strike. i always thought that my relationship was the only thing saving me from robothood (i live in a small village and all of the girls get bf and dont fuck around too much)
>>28838758
for you, you cia normie cuck
>>28838859
>[Just bee urself] Party calling me a normie cuck
At least I don't go to /r9k/ to shame others for liking memes.
To the people trying to kick out the normies based on all kinds of weird checklists, please listen to my proposal.
There is no way we can enforce the truth out of the people we want to verify as being normie or robot. I suggest we thereby make it not a priority to scan everyone and weed out the normies, but instead focus only on normie behaviour shown in the parliament.
Besides, according to some people you have no place here if you have had sex once or even worse, have held hands with someone of the opposite sex.
Do you really think people will admit to it? And even if they've done one or a few of the acts on your list, they might still be more of a robot than you.
Judge people on how they act here. Make this a place where we don't have to look over our shoulder because of the past, while still ensuring NO NORMIE SENTIMENTS.
Thank you for your time.
>>28838793
I must have missed that somehow, that does sit better off, should work better
>>28838934
Even if we did that, we'd have to have a list of behavior that is considered "normie".
>>28838934
That will probably be the sentiment, but the rules are needed in case some Chad spills the beans.
There's no shame in being a cyborg, and as long as you follow the rules, even if you're a normie, you shouldn't be caught, anyway
It's more of a counter-measure against internal regime changes by facebooking sex-havers and their self-loving
>>28838647
>>28838694
>>28838761
>>28838793
i think its better if we separate this into a "reformed normie act", in which we define how an individual may be qualified to operate in our situation
>>28838934
I generally agree with your statement. awaiting opinion of others
>>28838971
True, mr Bano. We need some way of quantifying normie behaviour, but at the moment we're looking totally in the wrong direction. There is no way to provide proof if someone has or hasn't had sex, kissed, held hands, hugged, etc.
We need a solution for the here and now.
>>28838934
I agree. I don't think that normiehood can be quantified. It's a state of mind.
Ohayou
>>28838934
Normie sympathizer.
Awooo!
ARE YOU GUYS USING THE SIMULATOR AGAIN
Autistic Socialist reporting for duty.
>>28838934
rethinking your comment, i think we can distill it to:
>we should allow robots, cyborgs and sympathisers to our cause here.
>>28839056
Oh shit is that a fellow fa/tg/uy?
>>28839056
no
somebody bring it back pls
>>28839056
http://en.inkei.net
Of course!
>>28839063
>as long as they don't fuck it up
>>28839048
>>28839063
If you think you can apply your plan and provide accurate results, by al means go ahead. It would be great.
However, I don't think you'll be able to, so we might as well look at feasible options.
>>28839074
Good afternoon, dearest leader.
>>28839065
YES
BEEN HERE SINCE THE OLD PARLIAMENT
>>28838934
If you want to weed out normie behaviors in parliament then I have to say having a checklist like this is the best thing to do.
It lets people know what actions are frowned upon here and they change their behavior accordingly to that they may assimilate.
If they take to time to assimilate correctly they must have some form of respect for this and following suit should be a bit more honest.
And if at any point they slip up it should be easy for robots to notice, at which point they will be deemed a normie through their actions.
>>28839103
I'm currently stumped.
either way,
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UtKQ4InhUE
>>28839215
Thanks, always nice with some music ;_;
>>28839130
Well shave my arse and call me an elf, good to see a familiar face. You here for the normie skulls?
>>28839274
MOSTLY TO SEE THAT THIS DOESN'T FALL APART LIKE THE LAST ONE DID
I GIVE IT ONE WEEK
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL JOIN A PARTY THOUGH I MIGHT JUST SIT ON THE SKULL THRONE
>>28839274
Nice meme!
TRAITOR
>>28838918
*salutes wan wan*
I was away for a bit, did we decide on what actually defines a normie yet?
>>28839441
Fair enough, fair enough. If you're ever after a target rich environment, there's a lot of 2D waifuposters that could stand to pop their top for a bit, if you know what I mean ;^)
>>28839478
Cheers, wish I'd made it myself, but nah. I did a lot of Star Wars meme hunting in prep for this.
was nice talking to you guys
its 2am here. gonna sleep now
>>28839274
traitor scum
cum*
i fucking hate summer because all the normies are happy and horny and fuck each other and all that shit
Time for Democracy(sort of)!
Tell me what you think
Proposed bill:
Party Unification and Election Act:
Leaders of their respective party are entitled the power to veto any bill proposed by their party's memebers during voting.
This overrides the legislative vote only prior to said bill being ratified.
If a Leader is missing for two(2) different role-call sessions held on a Sunday, the Party's Officer becomes the new Leader
Party officers are elected by party members present at a Role-call on a Sunday.
The party officer is elected every week, and must have been present for at least two(2) voting sessions to be eligible to run as party officer.
Part Leaders must put [Leader] after their Party name, and Party Officers must put [Officer] after their Party Name.
Ex:
Bangers [Anime Sucks][Leader]##password
If a party has no leader, the founding memeber is the leader.
If a party has no officer, it must elect one.
If at any time the party Leader wishes to leave, he may pass his [Leader] title to the current officer.
>>28839728
A right to veto doesn't sound good.
>>28839728
>using me as an example
you can be leader if you want, lad
>>28839728
Yay if this bill means that a different party can take up the proposal again.
Nay if the proposal is forever vetoed.
FOUNDING NEW PARTY [SKULL THRONE]
I AM THE LEADER OF IT
>>28839728
Too much work and too much power.
And if it passes everyone just goes [Independent] and create coalitions instead of parties.
>>28839770
I will correct it. This should look nice, right?
Party Unification and Election Act:
Leaders of their respective party are entitled the power to veto any bill proposed by their party's memebers during voting.
The veto only stops the bill from passing during that instance of voting and does not stop the bill from being proposed, voted on, or passed at a different time by any party.
This overrides the legislative vote only prior to said bill being ratified.
If a Leader is missing for two(2) different role-call sessions held on a Sunday, the Party's Officer becomes the new Leader
Party officers are elected by party members present at a Role-call on a Sunday.
The party officer is elected every week, and must have been present for at least two(2) voting sessions to be eligible to run as party officer.
Part Leaders must put [Leader] after their Party name, and Party Officers must put [Officer] after their Party Name.
Ex:
Bangers [Anime Sucks][Leader]##password
If a party has no leader, the founding memeber is the leader.
If a party has no officer, it must elect one.
If at any time the party Leader wishes to leave, he may pass his [Leader] title to the current officer.
>>28839728
I'll second this. We need to crack down on traitors.
>>28839682
i hated it too until i learned that a drunk chick has no standards
>>28839797
If you're too lazy or too ill-informes about your party, why would you be proposing bills, anyway?
>>28839898
My bad; misread the bill a bit.
MAKE MY ICON ON THE SEATS IMAGE A BLACK BACKGROUND WITH A SKULL
I DON'T CARE IF YOURE LAZY FUCK YOU AND DO IT ANYWAY
Ayy, new MP here for the Galactic Empire. First time in parliament.
New here. Shit waddup
>>28839865
Added to the docket.
>Accidentally added a bullet point at the end, and the mobile version won't let me delete it.
>>28840083
Welcome to the best party, Rhino. Have you checked out our wiki?
>http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Empire
>>28840105
I got u senpai.
>>28840123
Thanks, manOriginal buffalo
>>28840123
Thank you very much. When does the seating chart update lmao?
>>28840201
Next voting session, so tomorrow.
Make sure to swing by Sunday for the role-call.
Anyone who doesn't gets removed from the chart
>>28840229
Thanks. Around what time is role-call? (am newfag sorry)
>>28840201
Tomorrow, as
>>28840229
Has said. Fortunately, robots are not distracted by normie things, and so have all the time in the world to do stuff.
>>28840265
I'm not so sure myself. I'm on Ausfag time, so, y'know.
>>28840265
I'd assume 11:00 a.m. Central time, as that's when usually voting threads start.
I'm new, too. So I don't have the hang of this entirely
The threads are usually started by bano[2D]
>>28840229
I MAY NOT BE HERE FOR ROLE CALL
AS A LEGACY MEMBER I ASSUME THAT I CAN BE EXEMPT FROM IT AS I SHOWED UP FOR THE LAST ONE
>>28840294
Why don't you memers just use GMT +/-?
What the hell is Central time in GMT?
>>28840329
Talk it over with Bano[2D], he handles that stuff.
>>28840346
-0600 is Central Standard Time
>>28840329
Just post in Sunday's thread and you'll be on the list, or you can add yourself later.
>Tfw no voting
I want to scream
Let's get this rolling!
>>28840353
>Bano[2D]
Just stop it. Don't capitalize my name.
>>28840467
Thiswould be very painful
>>28840460
Normies getting agitated easily..
Should I start the voting session now, or do you want it later?
>>28840556
Well I would love to start voting but I'm not sure how many people re here right now.
>>28840519
There's literally nothing wrong with being agitated
>>28840556
If you're up for it.
>>28840447
I MIGHT NOT SEE IT ON SUNDAY I FORGET THINGS AND COULD BE BUSY
IM SAYING THAT IVE BEEN SO ACTIVE IN THE PAST THAT I SHOULD BE EXEMPT FROM ROLECALL IF I HAPPEN TO NOT BE THERE SUNDAY
>>28840370
Thank you, famalam.
*Oringinals*
>>28840626
It's no rush. Just get here another day and reinstate yourself.
>>28839762
You're the rightful leader.
>>28839609
Hello, newest memeber of my party. Thank you for representing CSP appropriately.
>>28837031
Shilling for the Common Sense Party.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party
>>28840875
careful fellow MP, its memeber.
Okay, let's get started with today's session!
The first bill for today:
>Party Unification and Election Act
>Proposed by: NormalChad[Anime Sucks] !!CbUj2FXuUrL
Leaders of their respective party are entitled the power to veto any bill proposed by their party's memebers during voting. The veto only stops the bill from passing during that instance of voting and does not stop the bill from being proposed, voted on, or passed at a different time by any party. This overrides the legislative vote only prior to said bill being ratified.
If a Leader is missing for two(2) different role-call sessions held on a Sunday, the Party's Officer becomes the new Leader
Party officers are elected by party members present at a Role-call on a Sunday. The party officer is elected every week, and must have been present for at least two(2) voting sessions to be eligible to run as party officer.
Party Leaders must put [Leader] after their Party name, and Party Officers must put [Officer] after their Party Name.
Ex: Bangers [Anime Sucks][Leader]##password
If a party has no leader, the founding memeber is the leader. If a party has no officer, it must elect one.
If at any time the party Leader wishes to leave, he may pass his [Leader] title to the current officer.
The voting time is 15 minutes.
>>28840957
Yay
ghdffghd
>>28840957
Nay,
each party can independently implement this as a "party rule" if its members wish it.
...staggering back and blinded by the lighting he could hear the beast...
>>28840941
I'm a fuckup
>>28840957
Nay, this is too hierarchical.
>>28840957
Nay, I don't like the idea of veto.
Also,
>members
This bill doesn't even follow the proper terminology.
>>28840957
Yay
This goes without saying why I'd vote so, but it will ensure the party keeps to it's original purposes.
>>28840957
NAY
LEADER IS ALWAYS STRONGEST
>>28840957
Nayy.
>>28841033
>reading
>[2D]
Pick one
>want to create party for lazy programmers
>read newfag-tier guide
>too much effort
Government will be fine without us I'm sure.
>>28841057
>Sees it
Kill me now
>>28840875
His discontent towards your desire for baneposting is not of my concern. His personal grievances are his own. He appropriately represented CSP in legislation related events.
>>28840957
Nay. Parties should be able to decide for themselves if they need a leader.
>>28841010
>>28841033
Must confess I also had a break in correct etiquette.
>>28840957
While I like the idea of leaders and officers, I feel this put too much power in the leader and will have them fighting against their memebers.
Maybe if we had some power of impeachment I might think differently.
Nay.
>>28841077
>Party pretends to want to bring normies and robots together
>Calls people normie cucks
Sure seems like your party is a joke
I don't think people understand the point of it.
Oh well
>>28841098
>His personal grievances are his own.
>>28841098
OK. I didn't actually read his bill's desire to quarantine the normies.
He does not represent the CSP.
>>28841227
Enjoy it.
It's your party that proposed the bill.
My bill makes more sense now, huh?
>>28840957
Time's up!
9 votes total:
>2 yay
>7 nay
There isn't enough votes. The bill stays in the docket.
The session is over for now, there isn't enough people.
We can try again later.
>>28840994
I hope you're ready for this next one, Leader.
>>28841323
Mind if I fix the etiquette?
>>28841355
Do what you want, it's your bill after all.
>>28841392
That's dank.
Fixed
So, I was reading up on policies and and parties to not be a newfag, but I still don't know how to vote
>>28841531
Just point to the post you're voting on and say Yay or Nay in an original way within the time-frame.
OI OI, did you cunts add me to ANIME SUCKS?
>>28841728
You should add yourself to the list of memebers.
>>28841086
The party Officer may call for an impeachment hearing wherein a vote will be held and at least three(3) memebers of the party must vote upon the impeachment and have more votes for yay than nay, which will make the Leader be demoted to normal memeber. When a Leader is demoted, the current Officer becomes the Leader and the current party memebers present must vote on a new Officer.
If a party has less than four(4) memebers, it does not have to follow these election rules, but the founder is assumed to be the Leader.
Added that
>>28841728
Welcome aboard. Added
>>28841819
First part sounds good
>If a party has less than four(4) memebers, it does not have to follow these election rules, but the founder is assumed to be the Leader.
Does this go for the whole bill or just the impeachment process?
If you had to have at least 4 memebers to veto I'd be behind it, it would dissuade people to form new parties just to be leader and encourage others to join parties without the fear of being vetoed.
>>28841957
Very good point. I'll add something to fix that.
Posting it when I'm done
sorry im late guis, what did i miss?
>>28841999
We tried voting today, but not enough memebers were around.
>>28841957
This should be better
>If a party has less than four(4) memebers, it does not have to follow these election rules and the Leader does not get veto power, but the founder is assumed to be the Leader.
>>28842022
Sounds like an exciting time
>>28842033
Changed it a little more
>If a party has less than four(4) memebers, it does not have to follow these election rules described above this paragraph in this bill and the Leader does not get veto power, but the founder is assumed to be the Leader.
Why don't I see edgelords around anymore? I liked roleplay swordfighting.
>>28841999
Are you the leader of REE?
Would REE join the robot coalition?
>>28842104
They all died off when they used their ultimate moves
>>28839682
I know this feel tbqh famalamadingdong, prefer winter where no one is outside.
>>28842114
Yes i am the leader, yes i would be open if other parties are actually joining. People keep trying to start new coalitions and asking REE to join, when there is no one else joining.
>>28842144
There are 3 parties (including 2D) that have agreed already to join the robot coalition, and REE is the fourth one, so it's taking shape.
I'm updating the page of the coalition right now.
>>28841999
We're still trying to figure out what makes one a normie
>>28842272
We're making great strides
>>28842070
Damn that bill's getting wordy.
Nevertheless, I'm looking forward for when it gets voted on again.
>>28842320
How long until we get a formal bill formed?
>>28841919
class mate anime fucking gone when?
also this fucking board desu get it to fuck
>>28842359
When someone submits a proper proposal. As of now, the discussions that have anything to do with it are terrible against cyborgs.
>>28842397
We're working on it, bruh
>>28842272
>We're still trying to figure out what makes one a normie
being a sheep(not knowing our redpills, such as normies, woman, mothers, jews and niggers), not being a KV, going to reddit.
none of you knew that? figured this thread is some /soc/ shit
>>28842790
The definition of a normie has to be specific and can't have loopholes. This gets really hard to define, and most of the time definitions have some flaws in them.
>>28842359
It gets wordier.
In order to establish an officer I had to add these
>If a party has no Officer, it must elect one whenever the correct conditions for a party Officer election is met, but they do not have to if a recent party Officer stepped down and is the only viable candidate at that time.
>In order to elect a party officer, there must be three(3) memebers present and the winning Officer candidate must have the highest number of votes during an election. Only memebers of the party running the election and memebers who've been for at least two(2) votes in the week prior to the election may be eligible to run as an Officer candidate. An election can start when there's at least one candidate ready and will last for 10 minutes after an announcement post of said election started by a memeber of their respective party.
>If at any time the party Officer wishes to relinquish his position, he may give up his [Officer] title, prompting an immediate election for party Officer if conditions to do so are met.
>>28842889
Fuck, changing two(2) votes to two(2) voting sessions.
>In the event of a tie, there is no winner
>If a recent election ended in a tie, there does not have to be an election.
Is our constitution of r9k so far under passed bills?
I would like to petition for a seat in Parliament for my party. Clearly this Parliament is filled with normie apologist and I will not stand for that
I'm going to sleep. I have to get up tomorrow early.
I hope that we'll get the definition of a normie that works tomorrow. Maybe I'll think about it myself.
Also, feel free to ask me questions on my Tumblr.
http://bano-2d.tumblr.com/
>>28843721
Sleep well.
Don't forget to brush
>>28843689
You need a trip and to set up a party on the wikia, then add your name to the list of party MPs
Proposition for the 3DPD Definition Bill.
>A 3DPD is any supposedly claimed waifu that exists in reality as an actual three dimensional (3D) human. Fictional 3D waifus,l if not in a real human's likeness, are acceptible waifus
>>28844105
3DPD is already defined as any real life female/male. You don't need a bill for definition you kek.
>>28844208
I want curie as my waifu. Am I a kek, or is she valid?
>>28844236
As long as she isn't a REAL FEMALE OR MALE she can be your waifu.
I take it you mean Curie from Fallout 4?
Thats fine.
>>28843799
*teleports behind you
watch out kid
*sends you to eternal hellfire
>>28844284
C L A I M E D
also, thanks for putting up with my being a parliament newfag.
>>28844307
*Burns alive*
*Smirks*
Don't go, come back for s'more!
*Drags you to Hell with me*
*Marshmallows and chocolate I slipped in your pockets from earlier melt*
>>28844386
But i'm literally satan you dumbfuck
>>28844284
SO, WAIT.
You mean I can have Iceheart?
>>28844427
Your pockets are ruined either way
>>28844442
i doubt it, i don't even have pockets
>>28844429
Of course. She isn't a real human being.
>>28844427
>literally
kek
stay buttblasted, edgelord
don't use words if you don't know what they mean
you should probably stay in school, underageb&o
>>28844542
I don't need to answer to lowly scum such as yourself
*teleports inside of you, destroying your body and sending its fragments into far off universes
>>28844349
>>28844429
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_claimed_waifus_and_husbandos
Don't forget to add them to the list.
>>28844474
Sounds good.I will be trying to bang Iceheart cosplayers though
>>28844574
wow
just fuckin' wow
I have to hope you're kiddin
seeing as how I'm still here shaking my head at your autism
but you have to know
you have to know
it is behavior like this that has landed you here in a pit of lonely autistic despair
where you pretend to be edgy and dark but you're actually just a shut in, desperate, little bitch who would give anything for human contact.
I'd feel sad for you if I actually thought you deserved another chance
Holy shit, finally made it to a thread where voting's still going on
>>28844640
whatever makes you sleep at night dull one
How does one come up with a password for a secure triip code
>>28844672
kek
I sleep just fine with a woman by my side
you toss and turn struggling to identify with anything other than a jizz-y pillow with a 2D whore on it
thanks, anon. you just make me feel like normalfag from chadistan
>>28844688
Choose something you'd find easy to remember, like I made on my example
Here:
>>28837361
>>28844667
Actually, voting ended ~3 hours ago.
Not enough memebers to vote
>>28844751
Yeah, but at least voting isn't over for the day if more memebers show up.
>>28844714
that's a lot of projection there m8
i'm impressed that such autism levels actually exist, and this coming from someone with actual autism
>>28844816
are you white knighting to rescue another robot?
that's new to me
you guys sound perfect for one another
>>28844640
>>28844714
>Nobody is allowed to have fun unless it's my sort of fun: The post.
Lighten up, you twitchy bastard.
>>28844873
Just make that says that party memebers can vote other memebers out of the party if they're being retarded, the whole veto idea was a bit unnecessary.
Also, it's memebers you fucking kek
democracy in action
>>28844933
we are honored by your presence as always elliot
>>28844922
I realized that after I posted it, pissybaby
Did you not realize how annoying it would be if someone just kept coming back with a different face?
There's got to be a better system that protects all parties instead of just pushing people out and letting them infect others with no real consequence
Haha been off for a few days
I missed the parliament of /r9k/
it shows everyone just how fucking super autistic this board is
the only people that post here are anti-tripfagging tripfaggers who express just how fucking weird they are
it's fucking gold
I'm glad it's back
stay fucked, weirdos
>>28844973
sure thing you cock gobbling turbo fag
i can smell the cum on your breath
>>28844966
Not saying that being able to vote others out is a bad thing, either
>>28844965
Gratias ago tibi, frater
So has this bill just fallen into a pissing contest?
>>28845018
There's not really a vote going on yet.
>>28844990
>projecting
seriously, edgelord, when did this thread start back up?
slow your role for a moment
>>28844973
>Someone is *this* butthurt.
That's rich. Like a chocolate cheescake.
Also, can any parliament memebers speak as to how active the cyborg fed is? Not sure where the rest of my party is.
