Want to know what it psychologically feels like to have sex?
1. Put on some porn of your choice
2. Do a half squat and hold it
3. Roll a sock into a ring on your weewee and start pulling - has to be so the we wee and hand are not able to feel each other
It really works & tricks your brain into thinking you've had sex!!! Should feel a fairly trippy sensation afterwards
>>28836749
Lol, why is the half squat necessary?
And how are we supposed to pull on the sock without it slipping off your pennis?
>>28836749
Basically you're saying a sock feels like a vagina. I know what you mean, when you wrap your dick with a towel or blanket and jack off that way, your body cums like its actually cumming into something, not just cumming, but nonetheless it still doesn't feel as good as a vagina
t. robot who has had sex
>>28836817
You put the first part of it on then fold it up continuously like this. For me it stays on by itself but you might have to hold it on.
I'm not sure why but the half-squat is a key ingredient. My theory is the slight strain on the thighs mimics half the pleasure of plunging a poocy
It's not 100% obviously but it's much closer than normal jerking it
Questions
Can you use a flashlight instead of a sock?
Why squat?
What about all those nasty smells sex gives
off, body heat, actual physical body contact
and your mind being aware of another mind
reciprocating the act itself, How are those
emulated?
>>28836888
If you jack off on something or onto yourself and then wipe it off you feel like shit because i think it sends a message to your brain that you were wanking
But if you cum in a hole or something to catch it in i swear it tricks your brain into thinking you've had sex
>>28836908
Do you mean fleshlight? I guess that would be better
But the half squat is KEY
>>28836923
No dude, I think it has more to do with the rubbing your dick with something that isn't your own hand.
>>28836749
I may try this.
Anyone jerking it for camgirls? I think they see me.
They get ''the look''. it works for me.
Also, ever jerked it to your crush? I came a river.
Also introducing skeptic fox.
>>28836986
fuck skeptic fox
I do the same thing, although my sock puppet has little googly eyes that spin around when I cum and lipstick lips that I drew on it
>>28836953
What im saying is it feels the time i had sex & i feel less depressed and anxious after doing it into a sock, i think it's a message from my brain saying you did it buddy
also you can try squatting and jacking off with your hand and you will still get half the feeling of post-coitus
>>28836895
I already fapped today and yesterday but I'm going to try this. Wish me luck OP!
>>28837017
report back for testimonial please
also your legs must be apart quite wide for the squat
>>28837003
lmao you're a goof
>>28837041
Can confirm it feels better than jacking off normally. And the half-squat helps because your balls jangle around, i had to hold the sock thing with both hands and pump into it. Didn't cum because my dick is still raw from last time but I will try this in future. Would reccomend
>>28837078
Try it and call me a goof again
even cool normies like you can have sex inbetween havivng sex
>>28837106
you need to cum and modify the squaT
when you get in the correct squat position you will feel in the zone "holy shit" like
when u ejac you will feel like you are floating back to earth on a cloud, like when a girl lets you do the moves you like e.g. arches her back so her ass doesn't look a mans when you do doggy
>>28837114
Your technique is all wrong bro. You're getting shit tier orgasms tbf, what you need to do is get a soft blanket something that feels good when you wrap it up, you also need to be on drugs, find your own comfortable jacking off position and go to town for hours, if you feel like you're about to cum switch to a rough towel and the pain will keep you from cumming and extend the pleasure while also increasing the orgasm.
t. a REAL professional
goof
i bought a $30 virtual reality headset where you just put your phone in it. it feels like shes inches from my face. going to couple it with OPs technique and report back.
>>28837170
If you got anymore effective than the technique I'm using your dick would explode trust me
>>28837227
It literally feels like my dick IS exploding. Fuck your technique., its garbage nigga and you look like a goof doing it.
>>28837263
>does degenerate drugs
>cares what you look like
i implore you your method is shitter than you think, this requires no edging time
If you need the ultimate experience, i recommend prefacing this technique with putting your index finger on your frenulum and DJing your penis in a circle. Requires good balance where you don't hold it with the other hand or fingers.
Not recommended for fatties as they will have a heart attack.
>>28837343
okay dude you win, you're the best in the world
