Who /dumb/ here? Post stories and examples, whether you're just not as bright as the average person or full blown retard
>>28836223
feel like I'm of average intelligence but when I get into a situation that makes me drop my spaghetti I turn into a retard. I literally cant do simple things like adding and subtracting.
The only option you've got is to reroll, if there is any option at all.
I'm getting drunk before 10am
>rub hand on benis
>sniff hand
>getting ripe
who am I kidding like im gonna take a shower
>>28836223
>be me
>10th or 11th grade in HS, don't remembet
>playing softball in PE class
>my turn to bat
>step up to plate and take a nice swing on the ball
>actually connect and drive it deep into left field
>start running towards first base, confidence is sky high and I run with a little strut
>kid at the base says "you're out lmao"
>I say "what? They haven't even got the ball yet. I am safe as can be dummy."
>as everyone is looking at me and laughing, I figure out what happened in a startling rush of realization
>I had ran to the third base plate instead of first base.
>in my blinding excitement of getting an awesome hit and not looking like an bumbling, unathletic loser, I did this instead
>the teacher walks up me, pulls me to tge side and talking to me in a low, simple voice like one would speak to a retard, she told me "in the game of baseball, we run from the base on the right to the one on the left. Do you understand what you did wrong?"
>TFW word gets around and I am the baseball tard to everyone now.
>I even got a message on facebook recently from someone in HS saying "aren't you the guy that ran to third base?lol!"
>>28836363
hows the rest of your life going, in general
