Making a new /r9k/ Skype group, since the others were either shit, died, or are incredibly inactive. Join and share your feels with others, play vidya, and hang out with your fellow robots in general. Sorry for making this formal, but I want to make this group have the least amount of cancer possible.
Only rules are no being a dick. Normies allowed, but the "don't ask, don't tell" rule is in effect. (Basically means that normies are allowed in the group, and can say that they are so, but acting like one perpetually
TEMPLATE:
Skype Username:
Age:
Gender: (Not a trap, I'll let in females as long as they aren't roasties)
Dr Seizure
18
male but identify as two little girls stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat, the one on the top wearing a fake mustache to look like an adult male.
I can't make calls since I'm a frenchfag and have a toaster computer, pic related is my profile picture
knarf100000
22
Male
>>28836128
Skype Username:always.boring
Age: 23
Gender: M
Take me to the promised land, brother.
Briggro, add me lads
>>28837443
Brothers, sisters
One day we will be free
From fighting, violence
People crying in the street
When the angels from above
Fall down and spread their wings like doves
Sisters, brothers, we'll make it to the promised land.
You and I
We'll walk the land
And as one, and as one
We'll take our stand
When the angels from above
Fall down and spread their wings like doves
And we'll walk hand in hand
Sisters, brothers, we'll make it to the promised land.
(Skype: D3PO
Age: 23 Sex: Male)
Looks like OP gave up I'm doing the group
tom.cooper455
23
not a trap
>>28836128
>skype
what type of normie /soc/ shit is this
IRC till I die faggot
>>28837605
No, I'm starting it right now, famalam.
name: skypefeelin
age:18
gender: male
>>28837691
I was like you once but IRC has been getting less and less traffic every year and people don't feel like going through the hassle of setting it up.
djjaeger_
19
Stop making these soc threads here. This place is going to shit
Saged
>>28837871
You cunt, we were in a Skype group together, the fuck are you talking about?
>>28836128
username: cherrybubble.lol
age: 21.
gender: female
take me in, OP.
take me to the land, OP.
>>28837871
>says the omegle using tripfag who is regularly in skype circlejerks
golly gee, you sure told us.
>>28837813
you can use it without installing anything you just input your username and desired channel on the web chat, it's easier than skype
>>28837871
>tripfag complaining about a board going to shit
NinjaWithSniper
19
M
>>28837979
Didn't see any tripfags sharing their face in the cancerous face rate thread last night, it was all 15 year old anons.
I'm saying the normalfaggotry is becoming unbearable, if you disagree you're either the problem or you're blind
>>28837970
The web client is garbage, at the least the ones most large networks(like rizon) use, prone to disconnects.
You could always download the IRC extensions but you might as well download a full client at that point.
sg_master1377
19
cis-male
just make a discord group please
www.coffeecake.com
f
19
gu_mels
18
M
>>28838095
Discord is openly recording everything you type and say, at least Skype pretends it isn't doing that.
>>28836128
>jake.martinez19
>23
>male
Don't join, all normads talking about gf''s and camwhores
>>28836128
>Gender: (Not a trap
Does this mean traps aren't allowed into the group or that traps should list their gender as male?
Skype Username: Antoineaapje
Age: 18
Gender: m
kagaribestbird
20
F
I need other neets to talk to op lemme in
>>28838785
This desu, seems OP abandoned us before adding anyone and some normie decided to make the group in his place. Would not recommend.
>>28838844
You are male
>>28839694
literally nobody has ever said trap is a gender
>>28839719
Traps regularly identify as female though, there is already one called coffee in the group.
>>28839752
and?
I'm sure it has an absolutely DEVASTATING effect on your life, right?
Besides, most traps still identify as male anyways.
pie1629
18
male
Okay I'll bite
elusive.robin
19
male
alexwalsh720
20
male
>>28840110
I know an alex walsh.
>>28836128
Much better skype chat here lads.
No need to post a template, just join if you're not a normie, not a female, and not underage.
other offences include b8ing, h8ing, and bringing your manroastie trapness into group.
https://join.skype.com/miuTmLgbVAp1
higgoe
18
male
>>28836128
Complete-trash
Male
18
>>28840149
am probably not him.
>>28840150
Also forgot to mention please keep weebposting to a minimum.
>>28840226
Aka zero, weebs should be publicly executed.
>>28839752
im not a trap, you autist
chuggenmc
19
Male
Skype Username: bamananal
Age: 18
Gender: Male
mr.s.dixon
19
male
Skype Username: kittykyriaki
Age: 27
Gender: Female
>>28840335
holy shit just realised i post my age 19 when i'm 21 wtf
>>28840341
are you that person with the autism that also worked in the Yankee Stadium?
>>28840383
Close, worked just outside the stadium at a Sunoco forever ago.
>>28840364
that's okay brother, I'm 22 and I've been writing I'm 19 ever since I turned 16. Someting's screwed
How bad is the memespouting in the group? I'd like to join if it wasn't incomprehensible cancer
username: fistofgreedo
age 19
male
>>28840416
oh I guess I gotta work better on my information skills.
welp
username: pepe031096
age: 18
gender: m
>>28836128
gonewasting
18
male
>>28840565
haha, yeaaaah.this is original
>>28840595
whats that supposed to mean? I dont really understand.
>>28840641
>post a viper image
>doesn't get a viper refreence.
You're a disgrace.
>>28840693
Oh.. I mean thats kind of a vague reference but I get it now. Ya'll cowards isnt really my favorite song anyway. It's Ball of Gunshots.
>>28840749
the song is called "ball FOR gunshots" you fucking idiot
you dont even listen to viper unironically do you
you do it because you think it makes you quirky and meme
Continue the conversation with Skype: https://join.skype.com/aisus55IJUo8
Real link ignore previous one
>>28840749
>ball of gunshots
Anon stop, am actually getting upset.
you poser.
>>28840776
>the song is called "ball FOR gunshots"
It was a typo. And yes, I do listen to him unironically. I've been listening to him longer than most people most likely. I'll bet you didnt know that before viper was a widespread meme there were fan threads on /jp/ all the time that I was a regular in.
>using Skype
I'll never understand this meme. That shit has disgusting banner ads all over it.
Why aren't you all just using discord?
I want to post my skype but I'm scared.
>>28841094
You know you can block the ads right?
Username: flukethecool (I made it years ago fuck off I know it's lame as fuck)
Age: 18
Gender: Male
>>28836128
tfw want to join but only have tethering internet so I couldn't participate in calls, watch streams with the robros, or play games together.
How do these look like? Everybody making jokes, laughing, making fun of eachother and sharing stuff?
I feel like i'll never get to experience anything like this because if i joined, i'd constantly try to find something witty to say to fit in, only to either fail or get overwhelmed by anxiety while trying to figure out an appropriate response to something somebody said. And if i said something autistic and stupid, i'd probably get a panic attack.
It's much easier to be alone.
Being added to group when?
23 M England
Looking for neet girls to watch anime or movies with. Have conversarions too
my skype is holychowcow
>>28841457
people just post autism and memes
>>28841508
Never. A girl joined in and now its just 5 of us in a desperate struggle for her attention. we dont need any more competition.
jay.ceehuehue
pls add ;-;
>>28841577
Because of this faggot, I've decided to make a group.
https://join.skype.com/kvt6spHdMQy9
superriley00 (me first dogs name and birth year)
I'm 18
male
>>28841577
What else would you expect from /r9k/
>want to join in a group to spread my autism
>OP hasn't replied; all sorts of fags create their own sandbox
>>28841577
hes lieing, no one wants my attention I was just shitting on a guy for fucking a fat chick for a while
Can i join without joining, just to listen?
>>28841795
Fuck off female.
Tfw when no gf. Why don't woman like me?
>>28836128
>as long as they aren't roasties
Theyre all roasties.
What exactly compels you all to be such massive faggots?
Go do something productive with your life, like learning to preform some sort of summoning ritual.
Skype is a bloated, shitfest software made by normies for normies whil Discord is chalk full of memes and countless capabilities compared to Skype for sperg fags on the internet. r9k is truly just a normie meme dogpile now
>>28840253
you have a penis until proven otherwise.
>>28842375
Does lucid dreaming count as being productive?
I can summon anything I want in the dream so..
>>28842653
Absolutely. Lucid dreaming is an art that can constantly be evolved and improved. Skills where you never max level are god tier.
>>28842496
fuck off faggot I got banned from the discord group
Alright, I'll bite.
Skype Username: torrid.phoenix
Age: 22
Age: female
>op still hasn't added me yet.
I think it was all a ruse!
>>28842653
Can you summon 4chan?
guys, dont join these skype groups. real robots have no place in these skype groups. there are normies and women in them. the last one i was in, it was a bunch of teens skype calling each other and video chatting pretending to be depressed. its bullshit. im a 42 yr old fat balding neet and i was bullied and not welcomed in the group. i would advise other genuine robots to not participate in these groups.
>>28843044
If you won't be my gf and show me your tits you're a whore.
>>28836128
>I'll let in females as long as they aren't roasties
well enjoy when your group eventually orbits a grill
> some girls not roasties
are you sure your a robot m8?
Other than that your skype group sounds comfy although I'll pass on the grounds of grills ( first hand experience on how they can ruin groups like this)
Have fun robots
>all the chats have 20+ people in them
>I'd rather it be a max of 6
>guys call me a roastie for trying to make a smaller group
>>28843153
Thanks, anon. That's super sweet.
>>28843351
lets make a smaller group
just me and you
>>28843393
I dont want orbiters
>>28843446
Great
me neither
>>28843465
I joined a girl only skype group once, it was mostly just >no bf talk and I was kicked cause I called them out on stupid shit like all they guys they ignore and the fact that they think you HAVE to have some sort of physical contact to be happy with a relationship
>>28843127
Some manifestation of it surely, a representation in one being per say.
It probably would be a clusterfuck.
>>28842881
Mh, any idea how I can improve my memory in regards to dreams, especially when I have poor if not damaged memory overall.
>>28843446
more people makes less attention on you meaning less orbitors.
Less people = more attention = more chance of orbiting to occur
>>28843446
I'm perfect then, I barely give enough of a shit to orbit anyone
>>28843596
thats when you kick them duh
>>28843384
Ok, I've decided after careful consideration that I love you and want to spend my life with you, wanna watch some anime and talk about trump?
>>28843641
I agree roasties should be kicked
>>28843565
okay, so make a smaller chat with guys
I've been to so many shitty Skype groups.
Why can't you people be more interesting?
Why does nobody reply to my shit but just to random boring bullshit?
Are you Potato-san?
Why do you do this?
>>28843693
but
>>28843692
is the type of guy that joins, and then it just becomes bitching and memes
>>28843351
What qualifications are there?
You have to have a Microsoft-Quality-chat certification I assume?
>>28843760
so you'd rather kick the orbitor and let the roastie make more? the skype group will turn into a circle jerk of a core group with someone liking the grill and the others being super protective about her, joining thesee groups as an outsider is quite hard.
>>28836128
trumpstump123
19
male
John77082
18
Male
I'm not sure I'd like to join a /r9k/ chat group.
To be completely honest most people here aren't socially inept enough.
Id be sticking out.
>>28843852
dont be someone who has to meme every 3 messages
dont spam pictures/memes
share stories and experiences
dont orbit or attention whore
know how to hold a conversation
>>28843852
yes, as long as the girl isnt actively attention whoring its not her fault someone is there just to hunt for a gf, weed out those guys AND attention whores
>>28843951
Fuck the fuck off you normie cunt.
>>28843951
>you know how to hold a conversation
Jesus. That's a very high standard. Good luck. But what does that entail?
>>28836128
Hombrestop
23
Male
>>28843984
What does that entail exactly*
There's different levels of being able to hold a conversation.
>>28843984
thats an insanely high standard for /r9k/ but its good to have that rather than get tons of one word replys and people who sit there all day never saying a word
Jiggington
20
Male
What actually happens in these chats?
Will I actually end up meeting people I could call friends or is it just dank meme-posting with a bunch of awkward people who are too hard to get anywhere with?
Do you guys voice chat or video chat or any of that?
>>28844014
Are there requirements on how frequently you have to participate? I'm already in two chats and I'm really not active enough I feel. They're so impenetrable though. Old groups that go back years. One even called me a newfag as I left. Just as I turned on offline mode and was gonna put the laptop to sleep. Brutal.
NEET so I don't have much to share but very intimate stories about family and whatever I'm exploring in game development.
Not really a good fit for this.
>>28840250
>>28840226
>>28840150
No one cares
originaru
>>28844101
My chat experiences has been text chat only so far. Really my only good chat experience is a 1on1 with a girl. I can't say I recommend either though. There's better things to be doing. It's fun to just chat every once in a while but it does feel crappie to be responsible in a conversation which you really don't gain much from.
>>28844109
well big groups have multiple people talking to eachother and shit so its hard to participate but I'd expect some form of participation, share a story or experience pertaining to whats being said or just throw in your two cents just dont sit and say nothing all day
also groups that are old often were started by people who know eachother irl and make inside jokes and shit about it
go to /soc/ and find the discord group and youll see what im talking about, like most of them know eachother irl, they post an inside joke meme every time, AND theres a girl who is openly orbited by some of the admins
discords shit
>>28836128
thegoyimknowsshutitdown
18
male
>>28844193
If it's OK you can add me and I go to sleep. Wake up tomorrow and participate.
This isn't voiced right?
>>28844273
Forgot skype:
Snowey111
I also feel like I kill conversation by being wordy. I'l try to stop that.
Just kick me if I'm bad.
>>28844273
nah I cant do voice anyway
ebong0d
19
female
azeem69woo
18
male
>>28844319
is this happening? Id like to join
live:c4729
20
male
>>28836128
john.law87
>>28844974
>>28844776
>>28844319
Forgot,
19
m
It seems that op's group crashed and burned pretty fast. If anyone wants to try again,
https://join.skype.com/IdgUm6A3VtHL
The instant a female joins any of these skype groups you can just say goodbye to them.
>>28845254
Yep. thats why i dont bother.
Even a faggot pretending to be a girl can ruin any social circle on the internet.
>>28840341
Jesus fuck dont add her she just posts about how much she loves daddys cock and sluts around for all of the boy's attention
Skype: nebulablast2
24
M
>>28843712
Yes it's me Senpai, but it's not my group anyway.
Skype Username: Darkovic
Age: 19
Gender: male
kill myself
