>be 5'8
>born with a micropenis
>premature balding at age 21
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY GOD? WHY WAS I BORN WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS?
>>28835146
>be 5'9
>hairline hasn't receded much aside from a tad around the crown
>have a shlong
>>28835146
I'm 22, 5'6 and still have a head full of hair. my penis is like 6inches but it has an ugly noticeable curve to the left.
>born with a micropenis
Please tell me they at least didn't circumcise it?
>one chance at life
>have a tall girl fetish
>be 6'4
>be 6'1
>full head of hair
>7/10 face
>6.75 inch peen
>no girth
>goodbye cruel world
>>28835253
>one chance at life
you can try again you know. if you fully eat someone else you can become him.
>19
>6'4"
>174lbs
>8.5" peener
>Full head of hair
Heh... Nothin personnel, kid...
>6 feet tall
>7.5 inches
>full head of hair
>social retard
Send help
>>28835288
how bad is it?
pencil dicks can be attractive
>>28835228
it's not circumcised. they couldn't circumcise it due to my condition :(
>>28835385
Well, at least that's something.
I've seen circumcised micropenes before. There's pretty much nothing left.
>>28835385
how big is ur diqq
>5'11"
>6" penis
>head the size of Andre the Giant's
>body hair like Chewbacca
Dunno why I haven't don't myself in yet, maybe once I get into my 30s
>>28835295
Idk why but i keked pretty hard
>>28835401
1" not erect, 3" erect
>>28835422
>head the size of Andre the Giant's
If you have a big head, you should bulk up. Getting big and muscly will help it look more proportionate.
>>28835444
You should find a woman with a tiny vagina.
>>28835444
top kek
lose weight if ur not skinny already u can fuck a girl even with a 3 incher make the best of the cards u were dealt
>>28835444
wow dude, you're fucked
might as well start jelqing the shit out of it, there's nothing to lose at that point
>>28835453
I'm working on that but still unless I magically wake up one day to find that I grew to 6'6" in my sleep people will still look at me as a freak
>>28835482
Bullshit. Don't tell this guy to ruin his cock, man.
He's in a much better position with a little cock that works versus the guys with bigger dicks they ruined by jelqing who can't even feel sexual pleasure or get hard anymore because they annihilated their nerves and ripped apart their erectile tissue.
>>28835146
It's because you weren't meant to breed.
Jsut think, by removing yourself from the genepool, you're making all of humanity better! I'll remember your contribution while I'm 7inches deep inside deep inside my 5'9 blonde gf.
>>28835444
Hahhaa you're kidding right. Show us some pictures I don't believe you!
>>28835477
>>28835469
>>28835482
>>28835522
>>28835549
I'm already skinny.
I had an opportunity to lose my virginity in my freshmen year of college. I took off my pants and I could see the disappointment in the girl's face. She ended up giving me a pity BJ, but it was humiliating. I couldn't even get hard because of how embarrassing it was.
>>28835549
I'll probably just target Asian women to date. I'm white and I think they would put up with more issues.
>>28835563
fuck man, you don't have to tear me down anymore.
>>28835586
Dude, I wasn't trying to fuck with you when I suggested finding a woman with a small vagina. I'm serious.
There are some women out there whose pussies are like 4" deep or even less.
http://vaginapagina.livejournal.com/13436464.html
A woman with a tiny pussy would literally be a good "fit" for a man with a small penis.
It's just a suggestion.
Just end it all dude
>>28835146
>be 5'7"
>born with 7" penis
>premature balding at 23
>test level of 1170 ng/dL
>had two sex partners
I don't have any problems for the most part. Not advantaged, but not disadvantaged either. Worse comes to worst, I get a mail-order bride since I won the lottery at birth by being born as a middle-class White American.
>>28835586
hahaha 3 (You)s in 2 posts! Thanks dicklet!
Whenever I see a girl like this I'm not sexually attracted to her at all, there's 0 interest, she just seems so pure and beautiful I can't believe it and I stare forever trying to wrap my head around her beauty. Am I faggot or something?
>>28835619
that seems almost impossible. how would I even find a girl like that?
I really think it's just easier for me to date Asian girls, rather than target some unicorn white woman.
>>28835687
No I'm the same way
Girls that appear that beautiful and pure are like delicate flowers, amazing and sublime to look at but do nothing sexually
Now when I see a slutty looking girl then my dick gets diamonds immediately
I think there's also the attainibility factor
Girls that are so beautiful and pure seem so out of reach yet ones that are a bit uglier and sluttier are much more within reach
>>28835786
Well for me slutty girls are gross
>>28835833
More for me (haha yeah right not with my autism level)
>>28835146
>be 5'7
>prematurely balding since 19 (25 atm)
>below average dick
>born in a 3rd world slav shithole
>poor as fuck
>gambling and bank debts
Get on my level.
These aren't problems. They are challenges. You should try out for a job in the circus.
>>28835146
>>28835146
>5'5
>fat
>balding
>25
>no friends
>no one that cares
>social outcast
>unemployed
>still living at home
>>28835146
>>28835940
You should stop complaining and do shit. As long as you're disabled (mentally or physically) you shouldn't give up.
>>28836006
Most here are mentally disabled by anxiety or depression or both and a good amount of those people are self medicating with alcohol
>>28835444
Are serious you? Have you tried dating before?
>furry
At least the things you want to fuck actually exist, faggot.
>>28836006
Because nobody else has told robots this before. Nobody else has told these people to go outside, to never give up, to keep trying, to man the fuck up, to stop wallowing in self pity, to solve their own problems. No, it is you who can save them, with your psychological expertise and your enlightening aphorisms. You are a good person, shepherding these feelfags, losers, closet pedophiles, NEETs, suicide attempts, and malcontents on the path to interpersonal effectiveness and life satisfaction. You won't spend time with these people, you avoid boring, strange, stupid, hideous, mean, bitter people all the time. But you are always the first to tell strangers on the internet to improve themselves and never give up. Good work, anon. Let's save some lives together.
>BLOOOOOOOOOOX
