>tfw living vicariously through escortbro
>tfw fell in love with Marina because of his descriptions
>tfw no ex-escort gf
>>28834892
FUCKING KILL ME
Thesis is done btw.
>>28834892
My life feels empty now.
>>28834892
Escortbro triggered some heavy feels the last couple of days. I live in a country next to his, I'm almost the same age and I went to a few escorts myself.
>almost 4 years ago I was a 20 year old euro cyborg
>I was still in training, had the time of my life at vocational school
>the class was awesome, I made some friends and thought I could finally escape robot life
>Went on a short vacation to the southern coast of France with my brother and his friends
>Went to school with my oneitis, although I hadn't developed feelings for her at that time
>she was just 18 back then
None of this shit exists anymore, now I'm a NEET who has lost all motivation to do anything in life. I looked at old pictures from this time last night and it almost made me cry. Remembering that I was so full of joy and optimism back then, compared to now.
pic related, it's from the vacation, such a nice country
>>28834927
Thesis guy! You're still with us? How's life in Hungary? I'm leaving every moment to get some sun in a public lido. Still thinking about last night
>>28834892
I missed last few threads.
tl;dr his exploits?
>>28834927
top lel, good job on the thesis lad
>tfw wondering what marina is wearing
I hope it's the red polka dot dress tbqh
>>28835016
How's life? It's quite shit. I'm really tempted to hire an escortbro though for some reason.
>mfw I would probably regret it
>mfw even if I find a nice escort her pimp is guaranteed a muscly gypsy who would literally kill me
But then again, I could write a nice story on this board for you all to enjoy.
>>28835075
Fucking stupid SwiftKey. I meant to say hire an escort.
>>28835037
what's the last chapter you read?
some anon was kind enough to compile all chapters last night, I can post the ones you missed
>>28835075
>mfw I would probably regret it
why would you?
>her pimp is guaranteed a muscly gypsy who would literally kill me
I don't know the laws in Hungary but in my country, many escorts are independent. Head out for one who's "freelancing".
is the guy who is making a visual novel out of this lurkng?
>>28835170
this, I'm in lelgium and always try to find one who's paying her way through uni
>>28835170
I'm not really familiar with how things are with escorts, but I imagine I would use a fake name first of all, and only meet her at her place, since I wouldnt want to reveal my address to her. But even them I would be paranoid if her pimp has hidden cameras in the place in case a customer refuses to pay or something. Maybe I should also wear a wig and fake beard?
Here are my options:
www
.rosszlanyok
.
hu/rosszlanyok.php?pid=szexpartner-lista&htext=1&Fiatal-szexpartner-lanyok
Which one should I choose?
>tfw every single female you meet has the emotional depth of a cheap slice of formed ham
>>28835265
Fuck it, most of these whores look like the typical roastie hooker.
>>28835265
damn you guys got some fine qt's over there!
the time I was booking one my reference was:
-don't take one with professional looking pictures
-she has to be young (not older than 23)
-don't take one who has a copypasta as her bio, most likely she works in a connection
>>28835298
mind trying her?
http://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.php?pid=szexpartner-data&member=Rebeka+36307199942&id=37220#
>>28835226
>Maybe I should also wear a wig and fake beard?
yeah, disguise as a judge with a wig, glasses and a black robe
Yeah, those are good points.
I'd really like to hit it off with a milf btw.
www
.
rosszlanyok
.
hu/rosszlanyok.php?pid=szexpartner-lista&htext=47&MILF
There are some big titted qt mommies out there.
>>28835410
Yeah, I thought she's one of the few decent looking ones too. But I don't really like her facial structure for some reason. I would want something like pic related.
>tfw asexual
>tfw you will never have a prostitute gf
>>28835456
>>tfw asexual
Get outta here with that meme shit.
http://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.php?pid=szexpartner-data&member=Kinga+36302252198&id=44405
i'd go for this one, but the definitely has a pimp
>>28835410
how does one go about finding these kinds of escort sites?
>>28835473
Why?
I've never had sexual desire.
If I had a gf, I probably wouldn't have sex with her unless she really really wanted it (and even then, it would be faked for her sake).
>>28835519
google n shit
>>28835494
Yah, nah. Terrible looking tits and I don't even know what her face looks like. And yeah, probably the pimp took the photos anyway.
Also as far as I know brothels are legal here, and so when the room in the pic is literally just a bed it's kinda suspicious. And if I was a pimp, I'd hide hidden cameras all over the place.
>>28835519
Google. Escorting and even brothels are legal in most European countries.
>>28835533
>>28835561
on google i've only ever found shit tier sites
what do you search for?
>>28835591
"budapest escort girls"
http://budapestescort.hu/
http://www.szexmost.hu/
http://www.redzone.hu/
http://szexxx
.
com/
http://www.szexmost.hu/hu/hirdetok/adatlap/3283/kiara20
Will she be my Marina?
If you click on her profile pic there's a gallery too.
>>28835520
Kill yourself, you're not special or unique you lying faggot
>I jerk off but I don't have a sex drive xD
Back to tumblr
>>28835636
pics are too slutty for her to be a true Marina m8
>>28835653
>a true Marina
>mfw escortbro coined a term
Marina:
>qt ex-escort gf
>>28835678
where is mine
good luck on finding yours mate
>>28835702
>good luck on finding yours mate
I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>28835637
>i jerk off
When did I say that?
>>28835722
maybe we should
>>28835847
If I think about it, maybe I should just try my luck on dating websites?
>>28835910
I'm afraid you'll just find hamplanets or robotgirls who aren't as cute as Marina, let alone as interesting, enigmatic and in need of saving
>>28835722
>>28835910
why doesn't this guy just use a fucking comb
reeeeeeeeee
>>28835957
that's not how he rolls lad, look at him, he doesn't need a comb
>>28835957
Because her wife thinks it's cute.
>>28835931
You're probably right.
>>28836002
Holy kek, I've found an actual VIDEO of Gino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw
>>28836007
>that amount of hair grease
holy shit
>>28836002
I'm afraid so. I found a couple of promising Belgian websites, as soon as I've finished my last exam my quest for a true Marina begins. I'll keep you posted.
>>28836007
nice
>>28834892
is escort bro still bringing out stories?
>>28834927
Congrats escortbro-bro bro.
>>28836096
>my quest for a true Marina begins
Good luck on your journey, man.
Right now I'm browsing dating websites, just found pic related.
>>28836160
Also, feel free to post Marinas ITT.
>>28836160
Is the contrast of her dark hair and her pale skin very appealing to you?????
she could make a fine Marina, hope she's damaged, go for it lad
>>28836189
Fuck, just noticed she's "in an open relationship". Fucking roasties. REEEEE
But hey, maybe this is why she's damaged.
this is not the way
>>28836252
>has it been out of use for that long that you require an archaeologist
top humour tbdesu
>>28836252
"My dick is like the snow shutters at an Australian factory. It's never been used, and it only exists as an artefact of strange historical practices."
>>28836625
too late, I covered my dick in spiderwebs and sent a pic of it to her
stupid roastie thinks she'll outbanter me lel
>>28835910
TFW you were born and had lived less than a 30 minute city bus ride from him
>>28836698
>Asexual is not real you tard
What makes you think that?
>>28835447
So basically a hotter Marina?
>>28836252
Keeper.
>>28837011
>hotter Marina
no such thing lad
>>28837051
T H I S
You gotta get a girl with a strong banter game.
>>28835636
Look for girls who show only tits, the less they show, the better
>>28836160
>To save your world, Gelfling, you must find the escort...before the three suns meet. If not, Robots rule forever.
>>28834892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKs_-Burkgo
I'm hilarious and original right?
>>28834892
friendly reminder that excort-bro is a /lit/tard using is writing skills to ruse us all
>>28838351
I don't care anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PNc9KN50M
>>28838351
I was thinking the same thing since chapter one. Nonetheless, his aphorisms about loneliness are spot on and his picture of a troubled young man, suffering from his own intrusive thoughts is great.
>>28838351
I don't think so. He was asking a load of questions early on when he decided to try dating her. And he always references the shit people say about him in different threads. It's not like totally detached or whatever as if he was just copy and pasting.
The last I heard, Marina was coming to visit him the bf / pimp tussle. Did anything happen after that?
>>28838351
i can write the same way, it is the way i write when i roleplay, but my english skills are not the best soo i cannot really write like that on english
>>28839229
escort guy wasn't english either my man
>>28839037
you missed chapter 9 lad
>>28834892
Obvious roleplayer
How fucking retarded is the average robot to not know this?
>>28839737
who cares
>tfw no marina gf
>>28839737
>all those irrelevant details
>threads are mostly people telling him he's a cuck
>TEN fucking long-ass thredas
>literally zero gain
It's autism either way, but still. I've heard similar stories in my past albeit not with prostitutes and in rural Ohio.
>>28839737
either way, he started a fire
>>28840167
This. He's got a couple of us looking for a qt marina, fake or not.
>>28839737
>>28840167 (me)
Also, even if it was fake and roleplay or whatever, it was still phenomenal, like and interactive book. He often mentioned in later chapters what we told him in previous threads.
I can see how someone who didn't read it "live" can't see why was is to brilliant. I was up all night reading his threads and I was biting my lips and nails between his comments.
It's was a truly unique experience I never experienced before.
>>28839658
>tfw other anons are reposting your work
This is a rather pleasant feel. I'm happy I could experience this.
>>28840855
Did I ever mention I'm also the guy who made the original memeified eggman like last April or May? Imagine how I felt when people started posting their own modifications.
>>28840936
I can totally relate now. This is the nicest feel I've felt in months.
I tried so hard to make it not a sloppy screencap as well.
>>28841008
IIRC you are also from the same time zone? Where are you from?
>>28841119
I'm from the Netherlands
kanker tyfes kolere tering lul
>>28841178
Have you ever been to Hungary? Lots of Dutch tourist come to Lake Balaton in the Summer, some even buying properties and houses or apartments.
We also have German refugees now, a lot, who are fleeing multiculturalism and islam in Germany. Living is cheap in here (with your Western European salaries) and we have a based government (thank god) who will not let muslims in.
White people are welcome here though.
BTW I'm mostly German too. My ancestor came from Bavaria. But I speak German very poorly.
>there's a part of me who wants a job again, pick up a hobby, move out from mom's and get a gf
>there's a part of me who just want's to sit in front of this screen until the world comes to an end
what do?
>>28841357
Save a qt hooker from her pimp.
>>28841178
Mooi. I reposted your compilation and I'm the OP here.
Bene(lux) vertegenwoordig!
>>28841297
Nope, I might sometime though. If I'd ever get an hungarian friend that wants to travel with me.
>>28841408
Thank you for reposting anon.
>>28841446
>get an hungarian friend that wants to travel with me
You're making my blush.
>>28841503
my=me, stupid autocorrect>tfw taking a giant shit as I'm writing this
>>28841503
Who is this girl? Could she be a potential marina?
>tfw no dark haired, pale skin qt ex-escort marina to save
>>28841534
No idea who she is, saved a couple months ago from some thread. Definitely Marina-tier though. Judging by the radiator in the back, definitely European.
>>28841570
Imagine her in the red polka dot dress escortbro described
HNNNGGGG
>>28841610
How about her? Could be a Marina sans blonde dye.
I'm about 3/4 done reading the pastebin. Good stuff. Proud to say I've fapped to the story about three times now.
Posting some Marina is recently acquired.
>>28841652
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCMopFD9vpg
>>28841652
hard to look through the dye, definitely has potential though
I think I'll dye her hair black in photoshop if I remember how, hold on
>>28841810
>I'll dye her hair black in photoshop if I remember how, hold on
Thanks, man. I'm waiting.
Do you guys think escortbro will post a thread tonight?
>>28842137
apparently I don't have photoshop on this computer, literally did it with paint, it's shit, but it should give you an idea
>>28842137
I doubt it, he said yesterday he wouldn't post for a while
>>28842241
Yeah, but he said the same thing in thread 7 IIRC.
>>28842211
Could be darker brown/black. Like her eyebrows.
>>28842259
>tfw keep refreshing hoping he'll post tonight
>>28842826
>ctrl+f
>"marina"
>no results other than this thread
>ctrl+bckspace
>"escort"
>no results other than this thread
another Marina
[originalhos]
>>28834892
Did we ever hear from him again after he picked a fight with her pimp?
>>28841408
achtergrondflikker hier, nederland aanwezig
>>28843541
yes we did, see >>28839658 for chapter 9
>>28843672
>>28839658
Thank youoriginal comment, etc etc
didn't someone say they were going to make a manga out of this?
i'd like to read it in that form though I don't how much work that requires
>>28842885
just give it an hour. escort bro rarely posted this early.
>>28843756
If you could get some decent drawfags together I'm sure we can make this an reality.
Escortbro pretty much wrote an entire script.
if escortbro does post after all tonight, please link the thread here, I have to go for a while
>>28843885
i would pay to read that shit
>>28843510
Not Marina. Too many slutty piercings.
>>28836252
Top bantz
>tfw no qt gf to banter with
>>28844362
>>28843756
So would I, maybe some anon's could form a group here to produce a high quality escortbro manga.
We would need some anons that either can draw or have connections or some shit.
I'm genuinely interested in starting something like this.
>>28844508
EscortBro Manga, we also need an EscortBro Tl;DR in the form of a picture timeline before the next thread maybe?
Also really want EscortBro to post a pic of him and Marina, hes been Vivid in his description of her but still, would be nice for confirmation. Even though fake or not I'm here for the story and comfy feels.
>>28834892
would someone be as kind as to link me to the threads? I made it to thread 4 and I want to read more
>>28844642
>EscortBro Tl;DR in the form of a picture timeline before the next thread maybe?
you make me motivated to continue on my work. I'll start then
>>28844642
The timeline thing could help with the chronology I suppose.
As for marina. We already have an reference of her, pic related.
As there already is a "script" The most important thing we need is artists.
>>28844848
Start a thread.
>>28844642
Dammit don't turn this into some animu weeb shit.
>>28844885
Please you do it. I'm terrible at these things.
I'm sure you have a better picture in mind on what to do.
I'm not used to taking the lead.
>>28844926
I'm not good at organizing either. Someone else want to volunteer? I guess we'll need writers for a script, and artists if we're going to go along with the manga idea.
>>28845131
why do we need a script? there's enough dialogue, just need somebody to illustrate.
>>28845160
>>28845131
Agreed with anon.
We already have a "script".
The only literal thing we need is competent illustrators and a little planning.
>>28845160
Well, I mean writers as to condense the story a bit. There is a lot of unnecessary detail that can be shown through illustrations. But I guess that's fine too but it's going to be a pain in the ass for whoever volunteers to illustrate.
>>28844848
Idk but I imagine escortbro looking like J.T.
>>28845294
We should scout good illustrators.
We don't want it to become some half assed MSpaint manga.
It would be easier if we had some sort of bullitin board or something.
We could scout for artists on /a/ and /i/
>>28845425
Fuck off you weebs. Don't ruin escortbro's story.
>>28835001
no one cares about your shit
>>28844508
>>28844642
>>28844802
>>28844848
>>28844926
>>28845160
>>28845222
>>28845425
So are we actually going to go through with this?
>>28845864
no, thesisbro is right
He's not coming back, is he?You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28846315
I wasn't here for the first thread!although I did see it, I just didn't stick around
Just posting same rare Marina.
>>28846629
Looks too jew-ey to be Marina.
>on Thursday I woke up at around 8:00 so I slept in a little, but I realize she's already awake
>"good morning to my little helper" she says in a funny way and I think she means the help with moving her stuff
>"how did you sleep? Would you like some eggs for breakfast?" she asks
>I don't know how much sooner she woke up than me, but her voice doesn't sound "sleepy" if you know what I mean
>"yeah, I'd love some" I tell her, even though I 'm not really hungry
>she gets out of bed, opens the door to my room and goes into the kitchen
>I'm lying still in the bed and hear noises by pans being placed on the stove and stuff
>soon after I can smell oil in the air
Life's great, man.
>>28834892
>wake up alone
>work alone
>eat alone
>sleep alone
>tfw the only thing giving your heart warmth is reading these threads, experiencing happiness by proxy
>>28847037
>I try my best writing in a style escortbro did
>no (you)s
So typical, isn't it.
>>28845955
>>28845514
>posts on 4chan
>hostile against "weebs"
Why are you even here?
Adapting it to a manga would ruin it, though. It just wouldn't fit with the writing style or capture the personal connection between OP and anons reading his thread. I don't think any medium outside the form it exists in now could do it justice.
Still no escortbro thread, I hope he visits tonight and that everything is ok
>>28847170
Like a young boy suddenly getting pepsi after litres of coke, it's the same.. yet it's different.
>>28847208
i think a manga would be great, though short I guess. the level of physical detail will help with creating it, though there are so many thoughts and anxious tangents it might be difficult to include all or even most of those.
