>>28834453
>uncle found the Pepsi teeth

File: 958311976.jpg (39 KB, 312x247) Image search: [Google]

39 KB, 312x247

>Father Garrett found my naughty bits

>dad found the shit stocking
It's over lads I'm finished

>>28834486
Father Ernest found the meat locker

File: 1428451900507.png (24 KB, 638x547) Image search: [Google]

24 KB, 638x547

Mom found the elf vagina

>Daddy found the scooter stick

>>28834453
Are you me?
>be me
>mom leaves for work
>faptime.bin
>let cum zebra out of closet
>cum on zebra
>zebra makes noises of pleasure
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>decide cum zebra needs exercise
>take it out
>it goes missing
>go back inside
>turn off computer and be about to go and find the zebra
>mom comes in
>says she became ill and had to leave work early
>goes outside to get some air
>sits on a chair
>everyone walk the dinosair
>disregard the line above
>she absent-mindedly looks under the bushes
>sees something and goes to look at it
>ohno.flac
>she's furious, comes back with MY CUM ZEBRA
>"is this yours"
>stutter "no"
>"IT SMELLS LIKE YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR SO IT HAS TO BE YOURS"
>"IT ALSO HAS THIS TAG 'ANON'S CUM ZEBRA'"
>"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU: NO PETS AND NO BESTIALITY IN MY HOUSE"
>beg her not to kick me out
>she locks the zebra in the shed and says she will kill it when she's better
>tfw no cum zebra
>kill me