Hey guys, girl here.
When do I get my government appointed boyfriend who is handsome, muscular, over 6'2", committed and faithful to me??
Shitpost...none of you mother fuckers better reply.
GOOD POST
REALLY QUALITY SHIT
NOW GET OUT
>>28834222
How dare you say that too me?
You _are_ aware that I have a vagina, right???
* clears throat and sighs *
Oh I am so sorry miss, we seem to have skipped over you while we were reading our list
Tomorrow you can expect for him to arrive at your front door, a well-proportioned man standing at the firm height of 6'4"
The extra two inches are free, of course, as compensation for the delay. All you have to do now is wait one more day.
Uh.. you're telling me you are not the muscular 6'2 state boyfriend?
>>28834377
It's about time!
And he had better not cheat on me!!
>>28834377
Oh and is it too late to ask for further specifics?
I would really prefer it if he have no interest in anime or video games.
Don't care about his job, I have plenty of short beta orbiters to buy me presents as it is.
>>28834483
I can assure you that, unless otherwise requested, all of our state issued life partners are 100% anime and video game-free. We aim to satisfy our loyal citizens, and that is our guarantee!
