help with NEETbux
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trying to get NEETbux
i am diagnosed with autism
ssi scheduled an appointment for me tomorrow to asses if I actually am disabled or not
what questions will they ask? and what answers do I give them for the NEETbux?
>>28832603
go in with spaghetti sauce on the corners of your mouth and dont shower til u go and just talk delayed and stuttery
bump for interest
cause I went to a disabled services center to ask for help with this once and then they tried to get me a job instead
Just say you can't work, and if you're even close to a working place you scream "REEEEE" and and attack people.
That's what I did. I'm getting my monthly NEETBux now, Never been wealthier..
just b urself :^)
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>>28832698
did you really just walk in and say "where da NEETbux at"?
You have to such the job capacity assessor's dick
I've done it, we've all done it.
It's like an unwritten rule, and a rite of passage all must go through in order to become eligible.
The occasional check up appointments are essentially just orgies well. Lots of glory holes etc. - make sure you wear a mouthguard for these ones.
Honestly though, it's worth taking a shot in the mouth for imo.
Print out this thread and hand it to them
You'll pass easily
OP... Just bee yourself..
>>28832984
spit or swallow?
>tfw government found me so autistic during the medical review that I never had to go for this interview people talk about
I wonder what it's like.
>>28833024
If you want the higher pension-rate with fewer "check up" appointments then I suggest you swallow.
>>28832958
I said "my therapist said I should come here with help getting income, I've been diagnosed as high functioning autistic"
They asked my all sorts of questions and then essentially told me they would help me build a resume and apply to jobs. I went along with it for a few appointments, then after I gave them a copy of a resume they told me to call them back in a week if they didn't call me first. They didn't call, I procrastinated another 2 weeks, then realized I was never actually going to stop being NEET and there was no way they would get me autismbux with how normal I behaved during the appointments. Some say to fake mental illness in even check yourself in for a 72 hour unvoluntary hold, but I could never bring myself to do that. Just gonna keep buying lottery tickets. Been a hardcore lottery addict for 3.5 years now, somethings gotta give soon.
>>28832603
Do you look like this? Or do they jusy give the neetbux to everyone who can't socialise?
>>28833026
You must be a real looser
i can't decipher the first part of uncle remus's guide because its in nigger speak
the final part about the doctor's appointment he just skims over, and thats the part im on now
are there any other guides besides uncle remus's?
whats the doctor's appointment like?
>>28833249
No just extreme anxiety around people such that I would never ever be able to pass an interview. And some PTSD and derealization and visual snow and depression for a decade.
Oh and meds don't work for it. Not even benzo.
It's probably the 10 years of medical records that helped me desu.
>>28832603
Why country are you in familia? This is important
>>28833272
Do you have the first part in nigger speak?
>>28833298
Oh, that really sucks dude.
HPPD here, so I know all about dp/dr/vs etc.
Are you from Australia? Maybe I should try and get the DSP too.
>>28833328
http://imgur.com/a/OyOid
good luck trying to decipher that
>>28833307
america, land of the free.
wish i was in yurop where they give NEETbux for anything because they are a welfarestate.
>>28833349
As a black person my sides are running faster than the slaves in the underground railroad.
>go to interview
>have literally not spoken to people for four years
>cant produce words with mouth
>start squeaking, muttering, screaming and moaning while trying to communicate with doctor
>start to hallucinate because brain too stressed
interview was over in five minutes. the doctor really thought i had mental issues. tricked that idiot real good. feels good to be a master race NEET patrician demigod virgin wizard. now i can lead the enlightened comfy lifestyle while wagecucks are super mad.
>>28833339
No I'm from burgerstan, but you should try to get it anyway because your neetbux are better than mine.
>>28833543
Do you want to suck my cock?
>>28833884
Neck yourself degenerate cunt.
