This asshole just ran under my bed
How fucked am I?
>>28831979
You can fix that easily.
>can of hairspray
>lighter
spidey go bye-bye
>>28832043
As much as losing my bed and likely my house sounds appealing, I was hoping some "biologists" were on here tonight
just need to know whether this thing can kill ir paralyze me
if it's harmless I don't mind him sleeping in the bottom bunk
RIP in pepperoni
really hoping this is the only one I have to worry about
>>28832401
well done anon
well done original anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenopsis
ur gonna be a ok anon
>>28831979
>ran under my bed
it was definitely laying thousands of eggs
>>28831979
Literally harmless you big baby
White-tail missing a leg?
Bites have been rumored but never proven to cause necrosis, otherwise about the same threat as a slow moving bumblebee
If there are far more dangerous spiders in your country you may benefit from keeping it alive as they are good at hunting other spiders
>>28833056
I thought only cellar/daddy long legs do that?
>>28832897
Stfu ;_;
I've never seen this kind in my house before
tan with thick legs
bitch looked like Beyonce
>>28832401
>>28831979
I feel bad now
his final moments were trying to remove a dustbunny from his legs
>>28832897
>Literally harmless you big baby
SPIDER KEKS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
spiders are bros
don't worry aobut it anon
Looks like a brown recluse, one of the least aggressive spider species.
Anon, you know what to do.
I will speculate and say u are severley fucked
Spider-haters are on the same level as cunts who fear ugly men and call them "creeps." Kill yourselves, you stupid motherfuckers.
>>28834308
b-but theyre scary! with all those legs, and the way they scuttle around!
>>28834391
>b-but they're creepy! with all those non-chad looks and the way they awkwardly walk around!
>>28834308
Fuck spiders, I'll kill every last one I see. They can't even feel pain or comprehend existence, so who gives a shit. Disgusting little pricks.
>>28832231
>"biologists" browsing r9k
Lel
>>28831979
you dead boyo
