Mischief thread! I'll start
>straight friend says I love you to me in a no homo way
>say I love you back, and say no homo, but really mean full homo
>tourists asks for directions
>say I don't know where that is
>I actually did
>really have to pee so fucking bad
>don't
>crush asks me out
>reject her
>>28831667
>see obvious shitpost thread with no replies about to go off page 10
>Bump it
>it gradually starts getting more replies and the thread goes viral thanks to me
>the people who activally avoided the thread are now mad because they didn't want it to get attention
>>28831667
>Go pee in public bathroom
>Purposefully spray too close to the seat
>lurk fembot feels, ideal bf, and ideal trap bf threads
>wait for someone to get to the "post contact"
part of the conversation
>post mine while his post timer is up
>cuck lonely robots
feels gud
>excuse myself to the restroom at a party
>didn't need to use the restroom in the slightest
>"man, I can't believe my girlfriend sometimes. what can you do though, right anon?"
>"ha yeah man totally know how you feel"
>am actually a khv
/ m i s c h i e f /
Buy organic bannanas....cashier registers them as regular bananas. I don't tell her...
>marry childhood friend
>cheat on her with a guy
>>28833022
That's not mischief. That's intelligence!
