>So I said, "yes anon, I'll be your gf as long as we are in an open relationship"
I'll take "Things That Never Ever Happened Anywhere, Ever" for 400
What's that? The only column left is "Anon's Sexual Frustration Hidden Inside Shitposting"? Shit.
>>28830733
Ill take shit no robot will ever except for 300 Steve.
>She actually thinks we're dating!
>>28830759
Someone obviously doesn't know how to Jeopardy...
>>28830733
>>28831314
>tfw in an alternate future, anon and stacy are both actually soulmates and would have lived a happy and fulfilling life with each other had they chosen to treat each other like real humans instead of defaulting to deception and socially sponsored ego-boosting behavior
>tfw instead, years later, anon ends up alone, shitposting his days away on /r9k/ until he eventually kills himself
>tfw stacy ends up with an abusive, alcoholic husband who pushes her down the stairs one night while they were fighting, and she has to live out the rest of her life as a paraplegic vegetable because although she desperately wishes someone would end her misery, no one is willing to do it, and she can't do it herself given her condition
